Can I just say, this recent rant perfectly highlights just how disgusting Chantal’s eating really is (chef’s kiss). It seems the angrier she is, the more aggressively she eats. Here are some gems:
- she props the hash brown directly on the front of her shirt/boobs so she can tear the paper wrapper open, leaving crumbs and a grease stain.
-she cuts across all three pancakes (slathered in butter) and stabs the entire 1/3 of the stack onto the fork, and into her mouth in a single bite.
-when she bites into the hash brown, she shoves it all the way back to her molars (you can see the entire bite mark out of the hash brown). Who knew you could use molars as incisors.
-rather than take a normal sized bite (aka a small amount that fits in your mouth), Chantal allows the massive gob of food to smear the sides of her mouth as she shoves it in, leaving crumbs stuck to her lipgloss. Those crumbs hang around for a maddening length of time, until the rare napkin wipe.
-the classic multiple bites in rapid succession (because your mouth has to be stuffed full every time you put the sandwich to your face).
-mopping up every drop of syrup with the last bite (cause god knows we didn’t get enough calories on this one).
I’ll quit dissecting, but lemme just say, I’ve taken table manners for granted all these years. Nothing is more disgusting than watching this woman pack it down.
