🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Leonard Helplessness]

He hasn't sold the Xbox yet
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This is brilliant! I spot Lou's Biggest Fan, Wooden Spoon and Boob Whiskers, I think

I think I see @_01 and @The Dude as well. That's amazing.

e: Oh my god you edited it you maniac you are the best

 

[General Disarray]

From L to R:
@Turael, @_01, @Wooden Spoon, @Lou’s Biggest Fan, @BoobWhiskers and (I think) me! Those are my final guesses lol.
Love it, thank you @ExsanguinateHorizon <3

 

[The Dude]

For those of you who are disappointed that Louie didn't have an immediate meltdown on his birthday, just be patient. In a couple days he will probably start coming down from the high he got from the money he did get, start getting it in his head that he should have received more for his special day, and then he'll start making posts about how "no one cared enough about him on his birthday to really make it special" or something like that. He's become more and more unstable lately, likely due to not getting as much money as he used to.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Stole a scene from Brother Bear. Can you recognize some users?
*Added a few more

Spoiler: L to R

Chicken Picnic, Turael, _01, Wooden Spoon, Lou's Biggest Fan, Second Missing Primarch Space Egyptian, Boob Whiskers, PunPun
Leonard Helplessness, General Disarray, The Dude

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This is magnificent! Thanks for including me in my Halloween form. <3

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Stole a scene from Brother Bear. Can you recognize some users?
*Added a few more

Spoiler: L to R

Chicken Picnic, Turael, _01, Wooden Spoon, Lou's Biggest Fan, Second Missing Primarch Space Egyptian, Boob Whiskers, PunPun
Leonard Helplessness, General Disarray, The Dude

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I'm offended. Where am I?? A microphone stand is so easy to draw! grumble grumble

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Stole a scene from Brother Bear. Can you recognize some users?
*Added a few more

Spoiler: L to R

Chicken Picnic, Turael, _01, Wooden Spoon, Lou's Biggest Fan, Second Missing Primarch Space Egyptian, Boob Whiskers, PunPun
Leonard Helplessness, General Disarray, The Dude

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Oh my god, this is the best thing, I love the Farms. What a lucky boy Lou is, getting so many gifts of free art for his birthday!

 

[ricecake]

Stole a scene from Brother Bear. Can you recognize some users?
*Added a few more

Spoiler: L to R

Chicken Picnic, Turael, _01, Wooden Spoon, Lou's Biggest Fan, Second Missing Primarch Space Egyptian, Boob Whiskers, PunPun
Leonard Helplessness, General Disarray, The Dude

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I'm sorry but @Iron Hamster needs to be in a picture about Louis' dead mother.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Glorious art shitposts make me so sad about having to hide art PL on the farms because goddamn it'd be fun to draw all the thread regulars properly. I love all you dastardly cyberbowlers.

 

[General Disarray]

Lou's been pretty quiet today. He did manage to wallow in a little self-pity though, regarding his big day yesterday,

The responses are just the usual suspects offering hugs. He retweeted Rabs again as well (shilling her ugly-as-sin boots), and made fun of Trump's dancing. Not one begging post, which is surprising.

 

[The Dude]

Lou's been pretty quiet today. He did manage to wallow in a little self-pity though, regarding his big day yesterday,

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The responses are just the usual suspects offering hugs. He retweeted Rabs again as well (shilling her ugly-as-sin boots), and made fun of Trump's dancing. Not one begging post, which is surprising.

Mama Gags allows her worthless, jobless, virgin 37 year old son live in her house rent-free, cooks for him, likely does his laundry, provides him with internet and cable TV...but that's not enough for Louie. It's not enough that she's out hundreds of dollars every single month without asking for any compensation. No, she needs to be giving him gifts and baking him a cake and anything else Louie feels he's owed on his "special day", even if his mother can't afford it. And she has to say that she loves him, because everything I've listed above isn't enough for Louie to know she loves him.

What an absolutely insufferable, greedy, selfish, entitled piece of shit he is. Does he even know when his mother's birthday is? When was the last time Louie bought Mama Gags a birthday gift? Or said he loves her? Or has done anything to thank her for not kicking his worthless ass out into the cold reality of the streets to fend for himself because he's a grown-ass fucking adult who shouldn't be mooching off his mother for life?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Lou's been pretty quiet today. He did manage to wallow in a little self-pity though, regarding his big day yesterday,

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The responses are just the usual suspects offering hugs. He retweeted Rabs again as well (shilling her ugly-as-sin boots), and made fun of Trump's dancing. Not one begging post, which is surprising.

I mean there is something pretty fucking wrong when the phase “only a mother could love” doesn’t even apply to Lou.

However it is important to remember Lou is a liar when it comes to his mom. She’s so addicted to Facebook that she probably “Liked” his bday auto announcement and sent a circa 2000’s smiley gif. Lou didn’t check Facebook as he can’t grift on it since everyone he lies about is on it.

 

[Ol' Slag]

T O U G H N O O K I E S

 

[Lurk]

Lou admits to being an absolute unit

Diana on Twitter: "so i bought myself some sleep pants. one pair says…

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The women he tard-rages at IRL would beg to differ:

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At least its not a suicide bait this time:

Diana on Twitter: "Mentally, I am here.… "

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Even during pathetic online roleplay, he manages to be an ungrateful little shit of a son:

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[General Disarray]

Even during pathetic online roleplay, he manages to be an ungrateful little shit of a son:
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He's just mad because he has no friends, and that scenario would never play out IRL.

(And fuck him, homemade chicken soup with bone-simmered broth is awesome).

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

Louie boy made it to the dude, weed page! It makes me wonder - his brother is some druggie, right, but has our golden boy's psyche ever been blasted out by mind-expanding substances?

Given that he lives at home and has no friends, I can only assume not. But this gets me thinking - lots of grifter cows do so for money for drugs or booze or so-forth, substances which have physical components that fuck your head up. While still scummy, it's like, you can see where that compulsion to do evil comes from, as well s that inability to integrate into normal life. Louie... Is just lazy, fat, and forever a child. Gadgets and food are his drugs, but it's seemingly much closer to literal than metaphor - and that's a pretty tough nookie to chew on.

 

[Pinball 2000]

Lou is fat and I would not smoke weed with him

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Lou admits to being an absolute unit
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The women he tard-rages at IRL would beg to differ:
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https://archive.md/VtVIy

At least its not a suicide bait this time:
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Even during pathetic online roleplay, he manages to be an ungrateful little shit of a son:
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https://archive.md/nDM1h

By "eating at the friend's place", he means he'd order two large pizzas and a two-liter of Coke, then eat it all while bitching about how his mom refuses to cook for him and he needs money to go buy lettuce and tomatoes, yinz guys. (And seriously, Lou, get over yourself. Homemade chicken noodle soup and bread are the bomb.)

 

[Semen Demon]

I think by "eating at the friend's place" he means the same thing as when he "gets gifts from friends"

which is to say he sits alone in his room with his hot wheels, inhaling Mountain Dew and eating everything he could order from McDonald's.

Side note: I've noticed Lou doesn't do what a lot of Mastodon users do, which is instance-hopping. Maybe he'd have better chances to get 5 dollars from there that way, but then again, most Mastodon users live off of someone else's paycheck, so not sure if that would help much.

 

[AssRock]

Either his mom's cooking sucks or he's spoiled his palette to the point where only fast and instant food is appealing.

Homemade chicken soup can be phenomenal and it's not hard to make it better than the shit you get in a can. He's not only exceptionally lazy, but has a really shitty opinion about food when McDonald's and pizza are his go-to options while he lives in a home with a stacked pantry.

It's also pretty telling when mama Gags, as bad as a person she is, openly states that Louie gets nothing and can rot in hell; she's had enough of his shit and has resigned herself to a life of not caring about anything he says and does.
The nephew doesn't have much of a chance with these role models and is facing a life of potential obesity with the amount of junk he's allegedly fed. All of that sodium and grease isn't healthy towards physical and neurological growth and it's setting him up for an unnatural addiction to processed foods.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

Slightly off topic but crazy really runs deep in Lou's circle. These people are so disconnected from reality.

"Normal sized humans"? You mean people that aren't morbidly obese and slowly killing themselves with complications from such right?? Oh no, this tweet refers to our obeast princess, Lou. What drugs are they on?