🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Norman B. Normal]

OMG yinz guys, it's less than 1 hour to the big event! It's only 9:18 pm here, I should stay up to celebrate... naaahh, fuck it. zzzzz

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

You know how much a normal, well adjusted adult makes from twitter? Zero dollars.

I'm sure twitter pays its employees.

I'm gonna miss the live show (assuming that the chimp out happens swiftly following his birth time). I can only hope you fellow new Zealand agricultural workers have your screenshot finger ready to go. This is gonna be my favorite birthday in years and it isn't even mine.

 

[LubbyChudder]

I'm hoping he puts some dumb shit after his birthday, like
Kara says 365 days until her birthday. #BLM
But i guess he could use halloween, election day, thanksgiving, hanukkah christmas, etc. for grifting

 

[dunbrine47]

Twas the night before Lou's birthday and all through the net
Lou was furiously begging for every penny he could get
"My family hates me, I am a poor trans girl in need"
"Send me money immediately, I need a PS5 please!"
He checked the clock, counting down now by the minute
Clicking back to paypal again, to see if someone left money in it
Mama Gags and Stepdad didn't buy him a single gift
Which set Lou off to find his next impending grift
"I need bus fare, and pasta, and a tablet post haste!"
"A jacket, some jeans and a headshot with taste!"
His nephew stirred, coming to with happy birthday Uncle Lou!
To which he looked and replied "I need money, fuck you"

Another masterpiece from Kiwi Theater.

 

[-_-]

This sad, pathetic, nearly 40 year old man really sat on Twitter counting down to the exact minute he was shat out into this world

Here's to another year of entertainment, fellow terrorists! (Assuming he even lives that long before the 'beetus takes him lol)

 

[ricecake]

He will go to Hell like my younger son. What the heck?

 

[Wooden Spoon]

Huh. Seems like the BLM tag was taken out of his Twitter handle. It wasn't garnering enough attention and he forgot to put it back. Proves the little theory he was using the tag just to lure in donations. Later today it will be "Diana ITS MY BIRTHDAY BLM", or something to those regards.

 

[Turael]

Huh. Seems like the BLM tag was taken out of his Twitter handle. It wasn't garnering enough attention and he forgot to put it back. Proves the little theory he was using the tag just to lure in donations. Later today it will be "Diana ITS MY BIRTHDAY BLM", or something to those regards.

My money is on him using the "I HAD A HORRIBLE LONELY BIRTHDAY GIB MONEY PLZ" schtick and using any inconvenience and loss he can exaggerate or outright make up and lie about to try and see if he can use that guilt to wring more blood from that stone.

 

[The Dude]

Mama Gags' typing is so obnoxious and painful to read. It's like watching an episode of COPS or Jerry Springer, only there is no sound or picture and all you can see is the closed captioning. Louie and his mother are so much alike. They're both too stupid and ignorant to realize that they should each be ashamed and embarrassed for their pathetic, childish behavior.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

He’s bitching about only getting $50 from 100 re tweets....

If that’s true, Lou has a CpM higher than the Super Bowl and MarchMadness playoffs combined. Like fuck me Lou you fat lunatic.

 

[Lurk]

He is back to Diana

Nothing else yet, he's probably pretending to sleep and laying there wondering when it will be acceptable to wake up his household and demand birthday greetings.

 

[Lurk]

Happy birthday Louis!
I hope you like the fanart I made for your special day. I couldn't find any decent party hats so I used the next best alternative, hope that's ok.

Love,
Lurk



(100 hours in photoshop, plz no bully. Edit: click for full size, I can't get it to show up any bigger )

 

[Spunt]

Even Moma Gags can't summon up the energy to defend him any more. Looking at how she's interacting with that ween, she probably knows quite a lot about what he gets up to and doesn't care. He's not in the will, he'll go to hell, she is washing her hands of the monster she created. Given what a known piece of shit she is (remember, she has a criminal conviction for selling toys on Ebay that were donated to her young niece when her house burned down) that's perhaps the most predictable way that she copes with his behaviour.

Also, who the hell knows when they were born to the exact minute? Is that on American birth certificates or something (my British one just has the date, and I'm vaguely aware that I was born late at night) or is Lou that fucking obsessive?

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

Just wanted to stop by here this morning to wish an extremely happy birthday to Cabot Cove's own Jessica Fletcher, aka Angela Lansbury, who turns 94 today.

But not you, Lou, because you've done nothing with your life in 37 years of life that warrants anyone giving a damn about your birthday.

So again, Happy Birthday to Angela Lansbury!

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Just wanted to stop by here this morning to wish an extremely happy birthday to Cabot Cove's own Jessica Fletcher, aka Angela Lansbury, who turns 94 today.

But not you, Lou, because you've done nothing with your life in 37 years of life that warrants anyone giving a damn about your birthday.

So again, Happy Birthday to Angela Lansbury!

DAME Angela Lansbury, DBE, who had accomplished far more in life at 37 than Lou has or will ever accomplish in his remaining years.

 

[General Disarray]

OK Lou, it's time to change your bio! You are now 37 years old. You made such a damn big deal about it, I can't believe you'd forget.
You are a year older and have the opportunity to reflect on all your accomplishments over the last 12 months! Too bad all you can do is sit on your very fat ass and take stock of the expensive, undeserved toys that leave you completely unfulfilled. And remember the unwavering support and unconditional love of your family who helped make all that possible! *gigglesnort* Great job! A new year awaits, go get 'em tiger...erm, lioness? Whatevs.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm just glad the fireworks didn't wake me up last night.

 

[Spoonomancer]

It's probably nothing, but something interesting is that Mama Gags' Facebook URL appears to be "Smurfettelionsus" (screenshot since you need an account to view her page so I'm not sure how Archive handles this website)

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

This sad, pathetic, nearly 40 year old man really sat on Twitter counting down to the exact minute he was shat out into this world
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Here's to another year of entertainment, fellow terrorists! (Assuming he even lives that long before the 'beetus takes him lol)

You know, I've read some shit in my day. I've proofread college-level research papers that were absolutely riddled with typos and bad grammar. I've slogged through novels with shitty plotting, terrible sex scenes, gratuitous continuity errors, shallow characters, and unbearable levels of pretentiousness. I've read Sonichu, Shinra High, My Immortal, My Inner Life, legolas by laura, Thirty H's, and A-Log's self-insert fapfics. I've endured the self-righteous screeds of Rhys Rachel Veronica Ivy McKinnon, Clawshrimpy's melodramatic wangst and moral cowardice, and Yaniv's pedophilic lunacy. And yet this somehow manages to be one of the cringiest and most pathetic things I've ever read.

Lou is now 37 years old. Most people his age have careers, families, friends, houses, and retirement accounts. They have hopes and aspirations and dreams, and in many cases they're well on their way to achieving those milestones. What does Lou have? A pile of shiny expensive toys that he barely uses and will discard the instant something newer and shinier catches his eye, a Twitter account that almost no one interacts with save for a handful of people who are as pathetic as he is, a family that he claims to hate even as he leeches off them, a septic hole in his foot, and a fursona that changes at the drop of a hat. So here he is, sitting in his lair, whining and begging for attention and toys because he's a spoiled child who has literally nothing else to be excited about. If it were anyone else, I'd feel sorry for them, but he's such a toxic creep that this almost feels like karma biting him in his outsized ass.

 

[Great Dane]

E-begging on birthday.

https://twitter.com/KaraDStarr/status/1317111690354413568

https://archive.md/ZWXXO