- Dołączono
- 25 Sty 2020
Kinda surprised Angelo John Gage doesn't have a thread on here, although he's got an article on rational wiki. Here is a response video of him that will satisfy the Kiwi's.Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/9/20 - Thots & Mayrs to all are armed forces (ft. Angelo John Gage & Chrissie Mayr)
- 9:48 PM & we have our Bojack intro
- IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT, LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO, etc.
- [usual guitar intro]
- Ladies & gentlemen welcome to the Bloodstream I am your host anemic & crankier than usual
- Welcome to Ralph sucking his own dick for ten minutes as he congratulates himself for putting out bonus content & assembling an ensemble cast of unfunny Internet speds to host his show (Bibble is okay, Gator is occasionally tolerable)
- Someone superchats “I hate Ethan ‘Von’ Ralph” in German but no one understands it because there’s not a working braincell among them
- The boys are all giddy tonight but I just want to eat a steak & go to bed
- Yelp racism controversy
- The guest is a bald Italian man from Jersey. I don’t know who the fuck he is. Ralph keeps saying his name & it sounds like “Angela.”
- Shoutout to David Weiss the Flat Earth King
- Let’s talk about Zionism right out of the gate because fuck you
- Talking about Trump
- Angela did two tours in Iraq. Poor fucking guy.
- His name is Angelo John Gage, I had to look this up because Ralph is a mushmouth & Angela’s kinda mumbly
- He managed to not kill anyone, but he was still pretty fucked up by his tours. His friends that survived either succumbed to addiction or killed themselves.
- “Cache” is pronounced “cash.” Why does no one fucking know this
- “I was eighteen, I didn’t know anything. I voted for Bush & he sent me to Iraq.”
- This is getting really fucking real. My God, this poor guy.
- Ralph interrupts his poignant monologue to ask if he saw any hot Iraqi chicks. Ralph is such a piece of shit. The man is opening up about his trauma & how his government & country failed him ASDFJHGJLKL RALPH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
- Angelo lives in a 97% white area & everyone is poor & on heroin. The only black people there are well-adjusted & have jobs. SouthernDago won’t like that.
- Angelo wrote a book but “Zoomer Girl" misplaced it
- I believe it’s called “The Mundane & The Metaphysical.” It sounds semi-autobiographical. He seems like a pretty cool, interesting guy. Wasted on Ralph’s show.
- Working title for Ralph’s book is “Infamous.” Larry: “Like the video game?”
- Angelo isn’t voting because fuck it. Vote third party, all the cool kids are doing it
- Superchat sez “Ralph will lose weight before he writes a book.” Ralph gets irritated & starts taking callers instead.
- Mr. Bill calls in & says don’t worry about shit because God. Trump the best president since Andrew Jackson. What the fuck.
- Angelo says no third party, just don’t vote. He doesn’t want to choose between Criminal A or Criminal B. Then. . .vote for Criminal C, how is this hard? Even if it won’t do anything right away, it’s still a step in a different direction. Better than just sitting on your hands as far as I'm concerned.
- ZIONISM!!! Everything is garbage & will never get better
- Tradlife you’re on the Killstream
- Ralph is drowsily slurring & plodding along at a glacial pace. He’s on pills.
- Tradlife is still clinging to his retarded Tucker/Tulsi ticket dream to save America
- Angelo mentioned Portuguese people & summoned Warski
- Warski looks like a weaker Seth Rollins or that guy from New Girl & not like a methed-out hobo
- SouthernDago Dago-ing with Angelo
- Uh-oh, Bibble says Italians aren’t white lol. Dago is getting pissy about it. He starts screaming but he’s just playing & then forgot what he was saying
- Ralph is just writing his name over & over again in his notepad like a preteen girl
- Go ahead Butters you're on the shitshow
- Ralph is doing a Southern History show on Wednesday Ralph are you trying to break me
- Butters wants to join in but I doubt Ralph will allow it because he has negative charisma
- As if to prove my point, Butters goes on a long, rambling, unspeakably boring diatribe about his family history
- Warski is going home to Portugal in four months. He is going to hire someone to work all the land he is buying. He is in effect creating a plantation.
- Bye Angelo John Gage, he has a Twitter & a YouTube I guess. He has a lot of glowing praise for the Killstream.
- Warski goes on a long rant about COVID, incorrectly states that the only people dying were already on death’s door. Counterpoint: COVID is so dangerous because literally no one is completely healthy
- Chrissie Mayr is here. Just what I need, unfunny vagina jokes as I hemorrhage to death
- Gator always has a lot to say about unfunny comediennes that talk about about their vaginas all the time, but Chrissie Mayr is the (not quite) right-wing version of that.
- Shock of all shockers, normal people in Canada see Warski as a crazy methed-out hobo.
- Warski rants about COVID some more
- (My little brother is young, in the best shape of his life, just graduated top of his class from the academy, & COVID knocked him on his ass for weeks. It’s been two months & he still has a bad cough. Go fuck yourself you greasy methed-out sped.)
- Chrissie talks about boring unfunny drama between boring unfunny comediennes. I have no idea what’s going on & I frankly don’t fucking care.
- Now we're talking about rape jokes & the raping of rape jokes
- None of these fuckers know how to read the goddamn room & that’s why their jokes always bomb
- Chrissie is so funny people forget she’s a woman. Silence.
- No one has laughed at Chrissie once. Well, Ralph quietly politely chuckled once or twice.
- She’s gotta stand up for Compound Media or something
- Comedy has been excessively sanitized for woke consumption, I agree
- More superchats
- Chrissie talks about how a former friend started shitting on her Twitter over a joke. “If we were friends, why didn’t you message me first?” Ralph, predictably, jumps all over this.
- CHRISSIE DID NOT STEAL A BAG SHUT UP
- Chrissie loves Q
- Chrissie does not understand the coomer meme
- Here I am shit-talking comedians when I can’t even try to be funny tonight
- Pornstar talk
- Larry has to go
as he's had enough of pornstar talk because he's an insufferable prude with a stick up his assiron his shirt, he has a wedding to go to- Colbert really is a shell of his former self. Depressing.
- Ralph jokes that his audience hates women. Uhhhh. . .I'm not so sure that’s a joke.
- Ralph jokes that the caller is macking on Chrissie. Caller is insulted.
- How do you find bitches who aren’t fat? Chrissie explains.
- Wait, Larry actually got creeped out by pornstar talk? What a puss.
- Ralph hurt Dingo's feewings again
- How do get a girl that’s a freak but not a slut? Chrissie explains again.
- Go to hotel bars for quality lays
- Ralph likes recording bonus episodes because he doesn’t have to do research. Nigga you don’t do research to start with
- Bye Chrissie go away
- She keeps ending with “love yew, byeeeeeeee" & I want to punch her in the face every goddamn time
- Fuck yew Warski byeeeee
- Clip of Alex Jones saying “titty pussy" with no context
- Venomous hairy caterpillars
- Ralph has sold 20 of his 100 LIMITED EDITION shirts
- Shitting on the eighth grader from the VP debate again
- Trump on Rush clips
- More Trump clips
- Someone made a Baked Alaska Law & Order clip lol
- [Peaceful Sunset outro]
- [2nd outro: The Rolling Stones— "Some Girls"]
