🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Głosy: 46 9,0%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Głosy: 62 12,2%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Głosy: 82 16,1%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Głosy: 164 32,2%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Głosy: 19 3,7%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Głosy: 27 5,3%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Głosy: 57 11,2%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Głosy: 53 10,4%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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Norman B. Normal powiedział(a):
So if your birthday is canceled that means you're gonna take it out of your Twitter name, right Lou?
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No, the deformed weasel will use his failed b-day as a grifting opportunity for at least another week, since he's going to be inconsolable.
Fagalope will offer him *HHHHHHHUUUUUUGS*, Undertale Larper's Undertale characters will say some dumb shit, and the purple plush dragon alt will be retarded.

So just another day in the boring life of Lousy Liar Louis GagLiardi III.
 
Lurk powiedział(a):
He got banned from r/politics :story: Edit: I went to see what caused the banning but it looks like he's DFE'd his reddit account
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Then says this:
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More birthday sperging and hint dropping:
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Your dad? You mean your brother's father? I assume a box arrived and Lou is struggling to keep his filthy hands off it. Also, if someone did order something (lol dream on tubby), how does he expect them to respond when he's limited the replies?
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Um, that would be at least $139 dollars. Or did you forget someone allegedly gave you $100 plus you put $30 back into your bank account before the $100 brag.
 
I am going to bet he bought himself something and will put up another post like when the xbox arrived. Nobody bought him anything but he'll pretend somebody did. Coin toss between that or suicide baiting. But he loves to own us and he loves to buy expensive shit so I am leaning towards faking a gift.
 
Blonde Bomb powiedział(a):
I fail to see how either of these is significantly different from any headshots (ugh, as an actor, it hurts my soul to call these 'headshots') Lou has had before.
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funny story (no, not really), but i first encountered our lou more than a year ago now on twitter when he was begging for headshot money, and because i didn’t know anything about furry shit at the time i made a suggestion about taking his own headshot outside in the nice afternoon light. because headshots! for actors! lord was that little bitch mad. and then he kept showing up with new usernames (but the exact same grifting script). fascinating.

last year he was begging for christmas gifts for his nephew, as well as a blanket for his own bed because he claimed to have none. this was in addition to the continuous asks for grocery money, the script for those has been the same the whole time.
 
Ah, he's back to one of the REALLY deformed-weasel looking avatars, very nice, very nice. Funny that he went to that one, that was one of the ugliest because the shading(?) particularly emphasized that the artist didn't actually know the forms they were rendering. It's part of why people like Lou don't shade, and it never ends well when an artist decides they're just gonna fake it with soft, realistic rendering. It just... well, this is how we get deformed weasel, lol.

Funnily enough, visually a tiger is a better choice for Lou's particular buying tendencies than most of his go-to fursonas, for a very simple reason; he's cheap and he can't color or shade for shit. With a tiger, the stripes make it look like there's detailing that won't be there on anything else. The extra pattern can help stave off the obviously flat, half-finished look of all the art he gets (another solution would be to get art that plays up bold linework and spot blacks, ironically enough fitting his whole capeshit theme, but that's less likely because heavy black takes a certain level of technical skill to do well that thirteen year olds in Lou's price range generally don't have).

Tiger is really the best option for miserly half-finished art that exists solely to be squashed down to a tiny pfp... But also, tiger is the one that we mock him for the most. What's a gorl to do???
 
Honestly, every time I read a tweet from him saying ''hey guys its x days til my birthday'' I cringe inside. Man, I think I stopped caring about birthdays since I hit 15 or some shit. Of course, it is nice when family say some nice words to you and maybe take you out to eat something nice on your birthday, but to me, it is just meh. That this grown ass man still gets excited and hope for gifts is hysterical.

He wants so fucking much to get new shiny shit on his birthday given by internet strangers that I can almost taste his desperation through my screen.
 
BoobWhiskers powiedział(a):
Ah, he's back to one of the REALLY deformed-weasel looking avatars, very nice, very nice. Funny that he went to that one, that was one of the ugliest because the shading(?) particularly emphasized that the artist didn't actually know the forms they were rendering. It's part of why people like Lou don't shade, and it never ends well when an artist decides they're just gonna fake it with soft, realistic rendering. It just... well, this is how we get deformed weasel, lol.

Funnily enough, visually a tiger is a better choice for Lou's particular buying tendencies than most of his go-to fursonas, for a very simple reason; he's cheap and he can't color or shade for shit. With a tiger, the stripes make it look like there's detailing that won't be there on anything else. The extra pattern can help stave off the obviously flat, half-finished look of all the art he gets (another solution would be to get art that plays up bold linework and spot blacks, ironically enough fitting his whole capeshit theme, but that's less likely because heavy black takes a certain level of technical skill to do well that thirteen year olds in Lou's price range generally don't have).

Tiger is really the best option for miserly half-finished art that exists solely to be squashed down to a tiny pfp... But also, tiger is the one that we mock him for the most. What's a gorl to do???
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I think all his tiger sonas looked like shit, the cougar one is okay at best. Still, the Wonder Woman outfit is cringy as fuck and displays his lack of creativity. I don't know why he went back to using the weasel-faced avatar? It's by far his worst commissioned art piece.

DrainRedRain powiedział(a):
Honestly, every time I read a tweet from him saying ''hey guys its x days til my birthday'' I cringe inside. Man, I think I stopped caring about birthdays since I hit 15 or some shit. Of course, it is nice when family say some nice words to you and maybe take you out to eat something nice on your birthday, but to me, it is just meh. That this grown ass man still gets excited and hope for gifts is hysterical.

He wants so fucking much to get new shiny shit on his birthday given by internet strangers that I can almost taste his desperation through my screen.
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It's embarrassingly obvious he still has such a childish brain, and never grew up out of expecting gifts and a wild celebration for his birthday.
 
brutal poodle powiedział(a):
I think all his tiger sonas looked like shit, the cougar one is okay at best. Still, the Wonder Woman outfit is cringy as fuck and displays his lack of creativity. I don't know why he went back to using the weasel-faced avatar? It's by far his worst commissioned art piece.


It's embarrassingly obvious he still has such a childish brain, and never grew up out of expecting gifts and a wild celebration for his birthday.
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Birthday Boy is how Lou views himself every day of the year. He just has the slightest touch of self awareness to not act like it blatantly all other days, which is why he’s so obsessed with his birthday: it’s the one day of the year he thinks he can be true to himself and shamelessly expect gifts and praise and a sense of importance with everybody smiling at him and telling him he’s amazing...unfortunately for him though he’s a middle aged fucking man, and not a 7 year old blowing out the candles while is friends from elementary school sing happy birthday.

Of course he shameless expects all those things every other day of the year too but he at least tries to hide it behind a guise of “I’m literally starving to death yinz guiz”
 
I also find it hilarious that he keeps suicide baiting and getting mad when someone show some concern and flag his tweets. If he was genuinely depressed and really crying out for help, he wouldn't be so fucking mad that people actually care about him. Generally, people who talk publicly about suicide are:
1- Crying for help because they really don't want to go but don't know how to ask for help.
2- Lying and looking for asspats and taking advantage from others.
Guess who Louis is? lol
 
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DrainRedRain powiedział(a):
I also find it hilarious that he keeps suicide baiting and getting mad when someone show some concern and flag his tweets. If he was genuinely depressed and really crying out for help, he wouldn't be so fucking mad that people actually care about him. Generally, people who talk publicly about suicide are:
1- Crying for help because they really don't want to go but don't know how to ask for help.
2- Lying and looking for asspats and getting advantage from others.
Guess who Louis is? lol
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Real men don't talk about doing shit, they just do it.
 
ricecake powiedział(a):
Lou is old enough to have a teenage child. Imagine being in high school and your dad's friend or friend's dad acting like a four year old about his birthday. 😄
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Cant imagine it because in order to be a dad you have to not be a fat fag that nobody wants to have sex with.
Though I guess Lou could probably rape somebody to become a dad, but in that case Lou would be a smoking gun argument for having Abortion be legal, and also, you know, he’d have to put the physical effort in to it and he’d be more likely to give himself a heart attack than do anything more than look like a drooling retard staring at a pretty girl.
 
More begging for the night
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Great Dane powiedział(a):
More begging for the night
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Lou's desperation here is my favorite part. It's just a birthday and he's acting like a childish turd. Ever see those videos of some stupid toddler trying to blow out someone else's candles and going apeshit? That's Lou's mentality.

Nobody really gives a shit about birthday presents past 25, to most adults it's just an excuse to have a few drinks or spend time with loved ones, maybe enjoy a paid meal out.

My birthday this year: Took the day off work to sleep in, watched a few movies and had a decent meal out with some friends. Didn't advertise it to everyone under the sun.

Lou: Advertises it to everyone on twitter, Begs for money and presents, laments the fact he might not get the birthday boy wishes from everyone doting on him for his "super special day"

Lou's just a fucking Manlet begging for attention and presents, and it's the funniest shit ever.
 
 
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I look forward to the day before his birthday as he gives hourly updates as the timer ticks down to 0.
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Something I just thought about regarding his birthday: Do you think he'd ever think of pulling a "The expensive gifts my unnamed friend bought me just made it but oh no, my dead transphobic inmunocompromized parents just threw them away for no reason, can I hav money for new gift pretty please?"

I know he reads the thread and is 100% beyond feeling shame, but I wonder if no only he would do it, but what would happen if he got ignored like right now.
 
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PozzedByCoronachan powiedział(a):
Something I just thought about regarding his birthday: Do you think he'd ever think of pulling a "The expensive gifts my unnamed friend bought me just made it but oh no, my dead transphobic inmunocompromized parents just threw it away for no reason, can I hav money for new gift pretty please?"

I know he reads the thread and is 100% beyond feeling shame, but I wonder if no only he would do it, but what would happen if he got ignored like right now.
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The thought of him having a birthday in which he doesn't get any donations or recognition fills me with glee.

Unfortunately a few of his Oxpeckers will most probably send him a small amount of cash or some well wishes, which will be ample excuse for him to sigh and complain about how his birthday is a bust and he's oh so depressed.

"I only got $20 and barely anyone said happy birthday, life is so hard. Thank you to my followers for not making it COMPLETELY shit and only partially trash. Diabetes take me now I'm over it."
 
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