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https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/05/11/hollywood-celebs-defend-obama-as-trump-hammers-obamagate-scandal/

Team Obama, activate!

Left-wing Hollywood stars are rallying around Barack Obama as evidence mounts that the former president was involved in the failed take down Gen. Michael Flynn as well as a larger clandestine effort to derail the Trump presidency. President Donald Trump has repeatedly tweeted about a massive “Obamagate” scandal, saying that Obama and Joe Biden led the “most corrupt administration in U.S. history.”

“It was OBAMAGATE, and he and Sleepy Joe led the charge. The most corrupt administration in U.S. history!” the president tweeted on Monday.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1259867421676109824

Over the weekend, leaked audio footage emerged of Obama slamming Trump. The former president claimed that the Justice Department’s decision to abandon its prosecution of Flynn means that the “basic understanding of rule of law is at risk.” He also slammed President Trump’s handling of the coronavirus pandemic.

Loyal left-wing Hollywood celebrities have begun circling the wagons around Obama, playing defense as the #Obamagate hashtag trended on Twitter on Monday. Prominent entertainment figures including Ava DuVernay, Barbra Streisand, Patricia Arquette, and Jeffrey Wright have leapt to the former president’s aid, eager to downplay the gravity of the brewing scandal.

https://twitter.com/ava/status/1259714506738896898

https://twitter.com/ava/status/1259879144185159681

https://twitter.com/BarbraStreisand/status/1259312184804413442

https://twitter.com/PattyArquette/status/1259749976772472832

https://twitter.com/jfreewright/status/1259873241381863428

https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1259910863592599552

Chris Meloni on Twitter

“HELP ME! I’M RUNNING OUT OF DISTRACTIONS AND THINGS TO BLAME! https://t.co/QsaZpinaUr”

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George Takei on Twitter

“One of the most moving images from @BarackObama's presidency. What do you miss most about the Obama years? https://t.co/E5Q7kvTBTh”

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Sandra Bernhard on Twitter

“thank you Mr President i'm talking about @BarackObama https://t.co/qjGRhd3WTA”

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John Cusack on Twitter

“⬇️💯💯 https://t.co/twCBmVedls”

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Could this famous thing be upon us in the near future?

Spoiler

 

[TFT-A9]

I wish that leftists just call out for a dictatorship and be done with it rather than eternally berating others (especially if they are minorities or women) as traitors for wrongthink.

They know they'd be fucking themselves if they did that. They're deranged but they're not usually that stupid.

 

[Duke Nukem]

They know they'd be fucking themselves if they did that. They're deranged but they're not usually that stupid.

No, they're often dumber than that. But I just came in to say that I've never heard of this obese currycel bitch boy, so if he's actually a comedian he's probably not funny. Just like most women who become "comedians."

In the unlikely event that orange man loses this talentless idiot will be out of a job. Might be good for him though in the long run.

 

[TFT-A9]

No, they're often dumber than that. But I just came in to say that I've never heard of this obese currycel bitch boy, so if he's actually a comedian he's probably not funny. Just like most women who become "comedians."

In the unlikely event that orange man loses this talentless idiot will be out of a job. Might be good for him though in the long run.

Comedy's on fucking life support right now and there are a lot of people trying to pull the plug

 

[thismanlies]

“I mean, first I’ll say that it really upsets me that it takes the brutal murder of a Black man in Minneapolis to change animation. That’s what it takes? Really? These are decisions that should have been made years ago. And it also tells me, all these years, people complain about all these activist groups and they just keep complaining over everything and then eventually you find out, oh, they were right. And people are finally like, yeah, that is true. When you stand up for anything, you’re going to get beaten down for it if it’s not the popular point of view.”

Imagine you're a chef and you're baking a pie. People come from far and wide to taste your pies because your pies are the best fucking pies. So you pull your pie out of the oven and you get ready to serve it. But before you have a chance to open the door, a fuck ton of activists barge in and say "You don't get to serve that pie unless we say it's okay." So each one of them gathers around and sticks their fingers in the pie.

One of them says "Oh it's too hot. I'm sensitive to hot temperatures, you need to put it in the freezer for 20 minutes before you serve it."

A second one says "This pie has nuts in it. You need to take the nuts out so people with food allergies can enjoy it."

A third one says "You used an oven to bake that pie. Ovens are what the Nazis used to burn the Jews after they gassed them. You need to use a microwave to bake your pies... also donate money to my Holocaust charity."

Needless to say that by the time your pie is allowed to leave the kitchen, it looks nothing like the pie you wanted to serve your guests. It looks like a gross mess that nobody wants a part of. They look at it with disgust and they instantly decide they're going to leave. Your reputation is in ruins. Worse yet, the activists who ruined you come running out the kitchen and ask "Why the fuck are we allowing this guy to bake pies? He's an insensitive fascist who will literally kill people with his scalding hot, allergy-inducing poison that he bakes in his Jew ovens. We'll be the ones who decide who bakes the pies here."

If you ever find yourself wondering why current year comedy is dog shit, this is it. It turned to dog shit the moment we let the Apu Karen decide what was acceptable and what wasn't.

 

[some Sketchy dude]

They’re not supposed to respond to me. That’s an indication that you couldn’t handle the criticism

"I can't believe that I called The Simpsons racist and they had the audacity to respond and not just silently accept it"

This is a great summary of their mindset. The desire to be able to hurl accusations and labels at people and if those people respond, even in defense of themselves, they're the problem.

 

[BlackBallz]

Another tantrum by the scumbag that made the creators remove Apu.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I wish I could hold a grudge against a fictional character for decades and have people praise me for it

 

[KingCoelacanth]

They’re not supposed to respond to me

Literal tyrant mentality. "I tell you how to think and you better think like that"

 

[A Useless Fish]

I forgot this petty little man existed until this article.

I will forget he exists very shortly after this.

It's the only fate a creature like him deserves.

 

[Trapitalism]

Kandabolu probably doesn't even poo in the loo.

 

[likeacrackado]

Does anyone on Earth know this comedian for his actual comedy?

Are there any funny indians?

 

[round robin]

"I can't believe that I called The Simpsons racist and they had the audacity to respond and not just silently accept it"

This is a great summary of their mindset. The desire to be able to hurl accusations and labels at people and if those people respond, even in defense of themselves, they're the problem.

Which is funny, because the entire point of his documentary on Apu was him being ass-blasted about being made fun of as a kid for being a street shitter. He allowed criticism to run his entire life.

 

[Jason Wynn]

This creature comes from a society that huffs cow farts and shits in their drinking water, and has the audacity to act like we're the degenerates because a white guy voiced a black guy in a cartoon?

Some cultures and societies really are better than others. Shame shitskin here can't accept that.

 

[kcbbq]

Are there any funny indians?

Apu on The Simpsons was pretty funny.

 

[BooneHelm]

The most insulting thing to me is that he's been complaining about a show most of us stopped watching 2 decades ago.

They changed the Simpsons for you almost 30 years into the show. You won?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

who the fuck still watches the simpsons?

I know /co/ still does (along with the rest of the AD block), but who really cares about them, right?

 

[Trilby]

It's as if actors aren't allowed to act in different roles and you can only play one stereotype forever and not allowed to be creative and imaginative.

Another reason Hollywood is creatively bankrupt.

Sad, but true.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

How Margaret Cho made him want to pursue comedy
“There was nobody like her. And there certainly was nobody like me. So much of art when you’re a person of color, especially when you’re growing up, is trying to relate to the white American experience.

Who says this guy's not a comedian? Margaret Cho inspiring anyone to do anything but be fat and whiny is the funniest thing I've heard today.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

Does anyone on Earth know this comedian for his actual comedy?

I first encountered him doing a standup slot in the UK, before Trump and Brexit so he didn’t have those to lean on. He wasn’t good.

 

[melty]

I don't really get the strategy of insulting "undecided voters." There was a John Oliver segment several years ago basically saying undecided voters were the stupidest people in existence. How's that get them to their side? They obviously care about convincing them because they keep talking about them.