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Suburban Bastard · 11 Paź 2020

Doctor Kitty powiedział(a):
Matthew Brandon Lauffer AKA Summer Solstice, Summer Lauffer.
DOB: April 20, 1980

Super ugly brickfaced troon. He's still cosplaying my little pony characters in Current Year. He's obsessed with being an SJW, the Simpsons, and is a verified AGP. He sperges out quite frequently, and it looks like a lot of posts are public.

I scrolled for less than 2 minutes and there is just so much to pick apart. Everything is under a spoiler due to big-ass mobile screen shots.

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Here's a potential dox, but I didn't look too hard:

Current Address
50 Lockwood Dr
Morgantown WV 26508
Monongalia County
Since June 2017
Home Phone: (513) 543-9066

potential dox

Stupid Sexy Flanders · 11 Paź 2020

Wyciwe powiedział(a):
Ms banks putting terfs to shame with her succinctness.

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She's coming to take JK Rowling's crown as Queen TERF.

OttoWest · 12 Paź 2020

Somchai powiedział(a):
That really looks like a man to me. I'm friends with a female bodybuilder who competes on a very high level and she looks nowhere near this masculine. She looks strange, for sure, but she is still unmistakably a woman.

Are we sure the person in the video isn't a troon?

Her name is Maria Calo (now Calo-Wallace) and as much as I enjoy clocking a troon, I think this one might be an actual woman. She’s posted pictures of herself as a child, which while not being 100% proof, the pics look authentic enough to suggest her being female.

As for the Theroux clip, Maria has clearly abused testosterone and plastic surgery to a point of masculinity rarely see in even the butchest FTMs. But looking at recent pictures of her next to two of the brawniest actors of the era— Dolph Lundgren and Ron Perlman—she at least has traits that speak to her being female: height, head size, and facial features. But that might be because Dolph and Ron are gigantic dudes that would dwarf the average man.

*extremely mom voice* · 12 Paź 2020

Potatis Salad powiedział(a):
Hold on to your moobs, gorls, cuz Joe Lavery is SO MAD.
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As far as I can tell, he is mad because he got into a Twitter war with a terf. I think this is what started it, but there were also some concurrent side scuffles that don't show up in that thread. As always, Joe gets caught up in trying to ePiCaLLy oWn the terfs, and he can't, because his arguments are dumb. He takes on a pompous, condescending tone, digs a hole for himself, then gets pissed off that he wasted his whole day arguing on Twitter. Cue the release of some TRANS RAGE™:
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Why is Joe so ragey? Because he is "very smart! ever so smart!" He has an excellent "legally-precise" mind. He could totally take down Glinner in three seconds with his very strong case.
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And yet.................in spite of being soooo totally hot (self-declared) and smart (self-declared), Kiwi Farms users continue to "intimidate" Lavery by calling him ugly.
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Now, Joe's whole Twitter meltdown is about how he is persecuted for being trans. Funny that he selected a screenshot from the Glinner thread to illustrate his point. If Lavery thinks that we are making fun of him solely because he is a troon, then why does he suppose we are making fun of Glinner?

Before you ask, friends, yes, I was hurt that Lavery screenshotted someone else's KF comment and not one of my own. But don't worry, my work received some recognition too. #proud
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"Do any other professors you know get this kind of thing?" Well...do I know any other professors who tweet dozens of times a day bragging about fisting and begging for compliments on everything from their moobs to their disgusting cooking? Nope!
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Anyway, Joe is full of rage cuz in spite of posting about how hot and smart he is about 700x per day, people still do not like troons.
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What can you do to alleviate Lavery's rage, you ask? You must log on to a social media account of your choosing and declare that trannies are "fuckable."
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When finished, proceed immediately to Lavery's Twitter and proclaim that Lavery himself is the most fuckable of all.
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You know you want to.
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Lavery is like a lot of people who find their own thread. He can't accept that we're nobody. We haven't threatened or doxed him. All we do is act catty among ourselves, yet he can't stop namesearching on this tiny, irrelevant web forum full of autistic teenagers.

but sis the glitter text mockery tho

Nuns with guns · 12 Paź 2020

Comrade Autogynephilia powiedział(a):
Azealia

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Wyciwe powiedział(a):
Ms banks putting terfs to shame with her succinctness.

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Damn, I checked her twitter because I was surprised she's apparently a celebrity that isn't verified. And damn, she's crazy. Like I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up having a thread here. I cannot make out of everything she says because I don't speak jive but from what I could understand about her videos and audios she has lost her mind, if she ever had one.

Wyciwe · 12 Paź 2020

Nuns with guns powiedział(a):
Damn, I checked her twitter because I was surprised she's apparently a celebrity that isn't verified. And damn, she's crazy. Like I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up having a thread here. I cannot make out of everything she says because I don't speak jive but from what I could understand about her videos and audios she has lost her mind, if she ever had one.

Honestly yeah the bitch is legit crazy, just look up her chicken sacrifice closet, but she can be funny as fuck. Plus I genuinely like 212

Gone_Fission powiedział(a):
If everyone on the internet was as aggro as Azealia, we could drive the troons out of public spaces and back under the rocks they crawled out from in less than a year.

I hope this was the take away people get from the Rowling situation, and the tranny mess in general. There is no logical argument, no amount of evidence that is going to dispel an ideology for its adherents. So you have to give up on that and just slap them down when ever you can. Less appeals like "this is why woman need spaces for themselves", and more "these beastmen got ball sack pussy lips".

Stupid Sexy Flanders · 12 Paź 2020

*extremely mom voice* powiedział(a):
Lavery is like a lot of people who find their own thread. He can't accept that we're nobody. We haven't threatened or doxed him. All we do is act catty among ourselves, yet he can't stop namesearching on this tiny, irrelevant web forum full of autistic teenagers.

Like... we're all irrelevant autistic morons in reality, but the thing that makes people like Lavery mad is that he can't control what we're saying. Yes, we're stupid and autistic, but when we sit in this corner of the internet, Lavery can't dictate what's being said or not. Maybe he's even worried about a mirror being held in front of his face to confront him with his poor life choices.

And that makes him piss ass mad.

Ceci · 12 Paź 2020

God Bless Azealia banks, joining JKR in the pantheon of successful terven artists. I hope this becomes a trend in more female celebrities, there have been a handful of male celebrities calling out troon bullshit (Shatner was one of them, iirc?) but it's the real women who always make troons seethe the most

Faggy Blanket · 12 Paź 2020

Nuns with guns powiedział(a):
Damn, I checked her twitter because I was surprised she's apparently a celebrity that isn't verified. And damn, she's crazy. Like I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up having a thread here. I cannot make out of everything she says because I don't speak jive but from what I could understand about her videos and audios she has lost her mind, if she ever had one.

Azealia's not verified because this is her 3rd (?) Twitter account. She's been suspended from twitter a bunch of times now for being batshit insane but she always manages to come back somehow. she's actually a talented rapper but she just can't stfu

Stupid Sexy Flanders · 12 Paź 2020

Faggy Blanket powiedział(a):
Azealia's not verified because this is her 3rd (?) Twitter account. She's been suspended from twitter a bunch of times now for being batshit insane but she always manages to come back somehow. she's actually a talented rapper but she just can't stfu

She also sacrifices chickens in her closet (!). Yeah, she's insane, but she also has a vagina and just that fact makes troons mad.

Hamplanet Fitness · 12 Paź 2020

Not Poe's Law.

IsItTooGay? · 12 Paź 2020

I stan.

Reepicheep · 12 Paź 2020

OttoWest powiedział(a):
Her name is Maria Calo (now Calo-Wallace) and as much as I enjoy clocking a troon, I think this one might be an actual woman. She’s posted pictures of herself as a child, which while not being 100% proof, the pics look authentic enough to suggest her being female.

As for the Theroux clip, Maria has clearly abused testosterone and plastic surgery to a point of masculinity rarely see in even the butchest FTMs. But looking at recent pictures of her next to two of the brawniest actors of the era— Dolph Lundgren and Ron Perlman—she at least has traits that speak to her being female: height, head size, and facial features. But that might be because Dolph and Ron are gigantic dudes that would dwarf the average man.

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Also this person doesnt have your typical troon exibitionist mannerisms and validation and attention seeking behavior, she looks alot like a former female dorm mate who bulked on testerone and anabolics, had a masculine deep voice and almost exact facial structure as maria calo.

JY's Tampon · 12 Paź 2020

Update on the troon running for Denton County Sheriff.

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Neko GF · 12 Paź 2020

https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransge...do_cis_people_feel_the_need_to_talk_about_us/ (Archive)

Generally speaking, I don't really see anyone bring up trannies outside of here, Reddit, and Twitter. But the main reason why people would bring up trannies in this context is quite simple: trannies are a joke.

Amber the Hedgehog · 12 Paź 2020

Your Local Neko Girl GF powiedział(a):
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https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransge...do_cis_people_feel_the_need_to_talk_about_us/ (Archive)

Generally speaking, I don't really see anyone bring up trannies outside of here, Reddit, and Twitter. But the main reason why people would bring up trannies in this context is quite simple: trannies are a joke.

I have had few IRL conversations about trannies but they have been more afterthought in general conversation of social justice and queer activists. What we agree and disagree with those narratives, what sort of actvists we can stand and who are absolutely unbearable and so on have been important part. Trans stuff comes up sometimes, especially should they be allowed in female sports and what "trans rights" means isn't clear, but their dateability hasn't really popped up.. Cotton ceiling has come up but that stayed within nobody should be allowed guilt others for date or sex. Trans stuff simply isn't that intresting to most people, but yeah they kinda obliviously do think dating a tranny is gross.

⋖ cørdion ⋗ · 12 Paź 2020

Your Local Neko Girl GF powiedział(a):
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https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransge...do_cis_people_feel_the_need_to_talk_about_us/ (Archive)

Generally speaking, I don't really see anyone bring up trannies outside of here, Reddit, and Twitter. But the main reason why people would bring up trannies in this context is quite simple: trannies are a joke.

VRchat has recently spiked in popularity again because furry and anime avatas have become the norm, and a lot of 'artists' are making and rigging models so they're easily accessible as well. The initial charm of VRchat was how it was full of asocial losers with nothing to lose, so they could dare talk in a dead sandbox with 3 other people. Then Chad and Stacy came in and stole all the attention by being "so relatable and suicidal" while talking about their 4th and 5th sexual partner.

Place has never been inclusive or nice or cozy. Trannies go there to act like girls, the same way furries go to act like.. girls, but with wings. I'd bet my leg someone was busy putting on a stupid girl voice and someone went "lmao get out tranny man".

Fapcop · 12 Paź 2020

*extremely mom voice* powiedział(a):
Come to think of it, Michelle Obama is 5'10", the trolls always said she looked like a man, and yet she's more obviously female than any MtF, ever.

Hey now, let’s not start comparing a beautiful, strong and opinionated black woman like Azealia with Tranny-Mike Obama!

Unpaid Emotional Labourer · 12 Paź 2020

JY's Tampon powiedział(a):
Update on the troon running for Denton County Sheriff.
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Yeah this guy who can’t get along with his co-workers in the military or on the force and who is now cross-dressing in public will definitely make a great sheriff.

KingFrampt · 12 Paź 2020

Saw this beast in the news the other day.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...d-explosives-firearms-butterfly-knives-found/ (pay walled) | https://archive.li/PDI9r (no pay wall)

Their name is Zoe Ashley Watts, formerly known as Kyle Ashley Jake Watts, they are a former PCSO (Police community support officer aka powerless cop wannabes) and were recently arrested for possessing a shotgun, multiple butterfly knives and apparently a pipe bomb.

They also have a YouTube channel called Survival mistakes where they do totally not mentally ill things like destroy a bunch of watermelons with pictures of 'bigots' on using a bat covered in glass, I archived the video for if it gets deleted...

Despite the overwhelming amount of evidence against them, this one news website has posted an article, stating ..

You may have read stories elsewhere about Ms Watts' personal life. It's probably a good time for me, as the editor of Lincolnshire Live, to remind our readers of the law we as journalists have to abide by to ensure Ms Watts can have a fair trial.

As all responsible media outlets know, proceedings are now active in this case and nothing should be published which would prejudice the outcome of any court case.

That includes posts on social media by members of the public, or articles that feature content which could be used as evidence in upcoming court cases.

If a jury is asked to make a decision on a defendant's guilt or otherwise, any content they have seen could sway their decision either way.

Would you want the collapse of a court case hanging over your head? We certainly don't. That's why we stick to rules laid down by the Contempt of Court Act and all our journalists are well-versed in media law

This is apparently in response to the original article where people in the comments got angry about them pointing out that they were in fact, a tranny, and that by doing so were in breach of 'equality legislation', whatever that is.

Anyway, here is their totally not red flag of a Reddit acount

Looks like they got in trouble cause of the bat video lmao
link | archive

Was going to talk about how r/lgbt seem to disagree with the video till I saw the dudes calling for the beating of any haters...