What dead celebrity would have a thread here if they were still around today?

[Saklas]

Retarded celebrities have been around as long as people have been giving each other attention. Which ones died before they could get the attention they truly deserved?

 

[Much Ado About Nothing]

Charlie Chaplin maybe.
He was in a mental asylum as a 14 year old.
A lot of acting
Did a satire of hitler
3 of his 4 wives were teens. 2 were 16, 1 was 18. The third wife (chronologically) lied about her age to get him interested.
Yes, she lied about being 17, when she was 22.

I have a feeling if chaplin lived today he'd be metooed or somewhere here.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Chuck Berry and his scat filled sex life.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Celebrities rarely get their own threads unless it's in multimedia.

Too many of them are playing up the eccentricity as part of their brand.

That being said, you're probably looking for someone who washed up before they really made it and didn't handle it well.
The closest to a celebrity with a thread that pops into mind is Greg D'Agostino (though so far as I'm aware he's still alive).

 

[Bloitzhole]

Since lolcows exist on a large spectrum, ranging from Terry Davis all the way to Amberlynn Reid, I guess in his own way Quentin Crisp could have a thread here if the farms had been around in that day and age. Bit of a tranny, bit of a prostitute, bit of a stylish dude, bit of a poet and author, bit of a recluse.

 

[Pixy]

Hermann Goering. Seems like a lolcow even during his own time. Defintiely a deathfat.

 

[Tito from Rocket Power]

Wilhelm Reich

 

[thick internet digit web]

Hermann Goering. Seems like a lolcow even during his own time. Defintiely a deathfat.

Virtually any of the Nazi Party/SS high rankers is a given though to be honest. Himmler was pretty much exactly the kind of person who would browse /x/ and follow Varg obsessively if he was around today. Hitler is history's biggest lolcow and the cause of more than any other person.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Elvis. He was fat.

 

[Saklas]

Celebrities rarely get their own threads unless it's in multimedia.

Too many of them are playing up the eccentricity as part of their brand.

That being said, you're probably looking for someone who washed up before they really made it and didn't handle it well.
The closest to a celebrity with a thread that pops into mind is Greg D'Agostino (though so far as I'm aware he's still alive).

I just looked at his thread. He reminds me of a slightly less autistic Chris Chan.

 

[It's HK-47]

Jim Henson because all he ever did was fist stuffed animals and make people watch.

 

[GHTD]

Joe Biden.

 

[dreamworks face]

It's a little known fact that John F. Kennedy would receive daily crystal meth injections from a German "Dr. Feelgood." He also had a propensity for dressing up in animal costumes - JFK airport even opened a special terminal for animals in honor of our meth-injecting head-exploding ex-furry in chief.

 

[Red Hood]

John Lennon

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Maybe GG Allin. Guy was fucking insane, and that’s an understatement.

 

[Shield Breaker]

H.P. Lovecraft.

 

[Red Hood]

H.P. Lovecraft.

As much as I love Lovecraft's writing, you've pretty much hit the nail on the head.

 

[Saint Alphonsus]

Hermann Goering. Seems like a lolcow even during his own time. Defintiely a deathfat.

He recovered just in time as the Nuremberg trials sentenced him to death. He cut down to a healthy weight and ran rhetorical circles around the prosecution.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Andy Kaufman.

 

[Sissy]

Literally any black person