🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[johnisdeer]

Holy fuck, Rand is part Aboriginal. You can tell by his low forehead.

He's also got a slight boong nose(aboriginal nose). It's weird seeing rand talk, his voice sounds like he's slowed down and being drunk and slurring doesn't help.
Edit:

Also does no one know the history of Abos in Australia,? they were breed with White Europeans in order to breed out the aboriginal genes back in the day. it was how the europeans were going to get rid of the abos so Randbot being an Aboriginal can actually be true

That mostly happened in rural areas and with low income abos. There were a lot of rape babies too from both sides. Stolen generation stuff where they take the abo kid away from its parents and raise it white was more common. Also because of how many abos were killed by the british or died in fights there wasn't really much breeding stock. It's not rare to have like 1/32 abo blood but it's not exactly common either.

2nd edit: i think siracha mentioned it too but Rand is from the Northern Territory which has one of the highest abo populations in australia and the ones up there are fucking wild so he's definitely got some abo in him.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I love that we are getting some female attention in this thread now, lord knows Ralph has never had any.
@BOLDYSPICY! and @Anne Hyroe when faith leaves we need you to step in to be the third man erh... woman.
We need you to be alog comands deployed in the field to sacrifice your dignity for all of womankind.
When he so cruedly hits up your dms and says : HOW BIG ARE YA TATTAS? or HOW WOULD YA LIKE TO RIDE DA MEPHIS MAULER! You need to giggle and hide your destain.
You don´t need to do... anything lets just say physical to save @Captain Manning some crowbar work. If he ever tries to goad you on just fill him up with booze and pills.
All of the evidence you can gather will save lives.
We need pictures of the state of the crackshack. We need to see if Sandra is still alive or if ralph is tricking the goverment for more pension money. We need more evidence of the embarssing gator stories and ralph fisical state, how his debt like?.

I realise what im asking of you ladies and im ashamed of doing it, its a suicide mission.
But think of it like this ladies! You are not just doing a service just for us karen farmers. Your doing it for all of the potential highschool girls and their poor poor familes, that Ralph could have ruined. This is now in your hands ladies there is a debreifer standing by in the alog discord waitng for you with a catfish profile. Goodspeed gentlewomen!

As funny as this is, I'm a few years younger than Ralph, so therefore too old for him. Ralph likes dumb teenagers he can manipulate, not actual women.

Plus nothing pisses him off like women who challenge his bullshit (see: Ade, TeaClips). So I'll just keep doing my thing.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Ralph is a bitch who cries about anything short of his ass being licked. I think he's only become more sensitive between when Jim laughed at his sex tape and now since anyone with half a brain cell has jumped ship. Pretty bold of Ralph to claim he made Jim when it was the exact opposite.
I've seen Nick say a thing or two passively about Ralph being upset with him, has Ralph blocked him yet? Wonder what Gator's gonna do, he's in a tough spot having to pick Jim or Ralph

The best part of this is that there is even a small chance that Jim haven't actually seen the video. He gets tons of tweets pr day and it's not uncommon for him to give short automatic replies. I could see him reading that tweet and go "someone made another mash up video? Sure 10 out of 10" - not knowing that it would cause a Guntdown.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

As funny as this is, I'm a few years younger than Ralph, so therefore too old for him. Ralph likes dumb teenagers he can manipulate, not actual women.

Plus nothing pisses him off like women who challenge his bullshit (see: Ade, TeaClips). So I'll just keep doing my thing.

I always laugh when he talks about how Ade is a disgusting old dried up cunt... at five years his senior. He still thinks he's 22, he doesn't realize he's a dried up taint himself. The absolute corn of it all.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

Aw damn, I missed the milestone 3000 page. Congratulations Ralph, you are officially Mr 3000!!!!

 

[Sriracha]

He's also got a slight boong nose(aboriginal nose). It's weird seeing rand talk, his voice sounds like he's slowed down and being drunk and slurring doesn't help.
2nd edit: i think siracha mentioned it too but Rand is from the Northern Territory which has one of the highest abo populations in australia and the ones up there are fucking wild so he's definitely got some abo in him.

Somebody said that Rand wasn't initially from NT and it's hard to pick up on accents because the more inland and rural you go, the thicker the accent rather than having regional accents like in America. If I had to guess though, it sounds like rural Western Australia like Tom Price which is also full of Abos.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Oh ralph please spend yet another episode talking about "The Haters".

 

[Grim_Autismo]

And so it begins, with angry faggy little tears in his pig eyes, he screams that no one can abort the retort. Except DLive, they've shown they can abort that shit anytime they want.

Give me the hate, he screams. He lifts his malformed arms to the sky, like a man strapped to a BDSM rack, the very same motion he used when he swung on that cop and they pulled their guns on him, telling him to get on his knees. It's not a victory lap, it's defeat. Sad.

With a marked increase in his gynecomastia, Ralph's pendulous breasts heave to and fro while he rants unintelligibly about how millions of people have to work to hold him down. He's like Dr. Martin Luther King you see, except his cause is the freedom to say the word nigger on a Chi-Com platform.

Like a beaten dog he returns to DLive, promising that he's already gotten all the bad blood out of his system and he'll be a good boy this time he promises. No more nigger words, he'll be careful, don't hurt me again lemon emperor. Talking about how many $12 ninjaginis he's getting, begging AIDS moby to come on his show.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ralph still tells people he's married to Nora!!!

Edit: For future reference ralph tells a story about going to "a Arabic store" and the owners asks him if he's still married to "that nice Indian girl" and ralph says he just said yes cause he didn't want to correct him.

Edit 2: He says he goes to the store cause sometimes he makes "Briani" or Biryani as it is more commonly known.

Edit 3: Rex Jones now just openly shilling infowars goop on the killstream?

 

[AnOminous]

1 to 1499
3 years 7 months
1500 to 3000
2 months

There's no limit to what a lolcow can achieve by just completely letting go and utterly sperging the fuck out.

Give me the hate, he screams. He lifts his malformed arms to the sky, like a man strapped to a BDSM rack, the very same motion he used when he swung on that cop and they pulled their guns on him, telling him to get on his knees.

I bet that was only the first of many times he was forced to his knees, but the last that it was by a bunch of white guys.

 

[Sriracha]

Ralph still tells people he's married to Nora!!!

For future reference ralph tells a story about going to "a Arabic store" and the owners asks him if he's still married to "that nice Indian girl" and ralph says he just said yes cause he didn't want to correct him.

Eventually you're going to have to explain that the pregnant woman following behind you isn't actually your sister Ralph when you go around telling people that Nora is still your wife

 

[Crystal Golem]

Eventually you're going to have to explain that the pregnant woman following behind you isn't actually your sister Ralph when you go around telling people that Nora is still your wife

He's just biding his time until the baby gets too big and her movement is impeded. At that point the handicap from his shorter than average legs would disappear and he could finally outrun her.

 

[Vetti]

Ralph is lusting over Margot Robbie with a 17 year old boy.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Rex is legal now, you ayyyylawgs. Ralph was stealing cigarettes at 14 he doesn't care if Rex smokes he's so based for an old man!

 

[Vetti]

Rex has his dad's habit of talking over everyone else in the room. He could holler over Ralph all fucking day.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Killstream is now InfomercialWars

 

[Noproblemo]

Based Rex Jones calling out Faith for all her mental illnesses. RALPH DEFEND HER. He's gonna get punished tonight.

 

[Kenobi]

Rex is legal now, you ayyyylawgs. Ralph was stealing cigarettes at 14 he doesn't care if Rex smokes he's so based for an old man!
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I love how he tells that story like hes al capone trying to convince another mobster that he has always been hard since 14 cause he was slapping his teacher.
Ralph buying/stealing cigs since you were 12 proves that you come from a real white trash household with complete neglectfull degenerates as parents. Fuck me man you should be ashamed of it not proud.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

The alcoholic hiccups.

 

[MeltyTW]

ralph simping for the concept of attention seeking teen girls with fake mental illnesses after rex called them out. he looks like hes very happy with faith lmfao