🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Also does no one know the history of Abos in Australia,? they were breed with White Europeans in order to breed out the aboriginal genes back in the day. it was how the europeans were going to get rid of the abos so Randbot being an Aboriginal can actually be true
It was called the white Australia policy.

There is a long history there. Basically, Aboriginal people were beating and raping their own children so white missionaries took the aboriginal children and put them in homes beat and raped them instead of their parents. There was nothing that could be done for Aboriginal people because they were vastly behind most cultures, so politicians at the time thought the best thing to do was breed them out with whites because the only other options were genocide and reservations (see Alice Springs). Most Abos now are called half-casts and there are a lot of Australians that have the aboriginal traits I listed because of it. Where Rand lives, there is NO DOUBT IN MY MIND that he is part Aboriginal. Most people in that neck of Australia are.
You are both wrong. First up, full blood Abos are far too ugly for a white European to have sex with unless there is violence or alcohol involved, in most cases (when it happens) both. The White Australia Policy was an immigration policy to keep out the asians and the niggers. You are mistakenly conflating it with the Stolen Generations.
 
You are both wrong. First up, full blood Abos are far too ugly for a white European to have sex with unless there is violence or alcohol involved, in most cases (when it happens) both. The White Australia Policy was an immigration policy to keep out the asians and the niggers. You are mistakenly conflating it with the Stolen Generations.
You're right. I keep confusing the two because you learn them at the exact same time in high school and it's all the same shit anyway.
 
You are both wrong. First up, full blood Abos are far too ugly for a white European to have sex with unless there is violence or alcohol involved, in most cases (when it happens) both. The White Australia Policy was an immigration policy to keep out the asians and the niggers. You are mistakenly conflating it with the Stolen Generations.
You're right. I keep confusing the two because you learn them at the exact same time in high school and it's all the same shit anyway.
I will be honest i did tune out of history lesson about Aboriginies, WWW2 and WW1 were my favourite topics because of how interesting they were
 
Holy shit Ralph even the remaning guntguard admits that you have a massive drinking problem.
Rackets said that your main problem is that you make a lot of stupid decisons due to your drinking
Gayda left the show breifly during pillsteam 1.0 cause you couldn´t stop the drinking. Even talking about it afterwards.
Even king degenerate alcholic, Daddy dax is so ashamed of your alcohol consumption that he won´t admit to mailing you burbon.
As if thats not enough the biggest misstake you ever made is due to your drinking problem, Ralph...
Why do you think Nora left?
Why do you think she had a dildo when she visited you 2 days out of the entire year?
2/365 days of the year she gets fucked by a dildo because ralph's micropeen cant breach through her gunt. 363/365 days of the year she just fucks a bunch of niggers. Nice love life there Gunty, at least she let you keep her dildo.
 
@Spectre_06 JMK just found out he's been saying your handle wrong after two years absolute kino. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-rd7rCumUY

Nitpicking because it's fun to point out how much this bitch is a liar, but he never referred to me as "Spec-tree" before this year. He knew my name and how it was pronounced because he watched Cog's show and Cog pronounced it correctly. When he had me on for my "exclusive" response to Geekthulu threatening to dox me, he even pronounced it right (when was that, May of last year?) No, the entire thing is John trying to sound funny by mispronouncing shit.

Also I didn't know this was going on. Legitimately I apparently have COVID and was racked the fuck out because I'm having flu-like symptoms. Weak ones but I was super sleepy. I haven't even watched it, anything good happening?
 
Nitpicking because it's fun to point out how much this bitch is a liar, but he never referred to me as "Spec-tree" before this year. He knew my name and how it was pronounced because he watched Cog's show and Cog pronounced it correctly. When he had me on for my "exclusive" response to Geekthulu threatening to dox me, he even pronounced it right (when was that, May of last year?) No, the entire thing is John trying to sound funny by mispronouncing shit.

Also I didn't know this was going on. Legitimately I apparently have COVID and was racked the fuck out because I'm having flu-like symptoms. Weak ones but I was super sleepy. I haven't even watched it, anything good happening?
My perception of what I watched was just Godwinson and PO fucking with him non-stop. Especially PO.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
Nitpicking because it's fun to point out how much this bitch is a liar, but he never referred to me as "Spec-tree" before this year. He knew my name and how it was pronounced because he watched Cog's show and Cog pronounced it correctly. When he had me on for my "exclusive" response to Geekthulu threatening to dox me, he even pronounced it right (when was that, May of last year?) No, the entire thing is John trying to sound funny by mispronouncing shit.

Also I didn't know this was going on. Legitimately I apparently have COVID and was racked the fuck out because I'm having flu-like symptoms. Weak ones but I was super sleepy. I haven't even watched it, anything good happening?
It's like watching PO play the good cop with PPP and Godwinson playing the bad cop while interrogating a retarded man, but they are bored at the precinct so they just start fucking with him instead of trying to get a real confession.
 
He wants a son so bad :story:. Clearly, The Gunt is having a mid-life crisis. That's why he'll no-rubber fuck anything that might make a kid, and cares so much about this embryo (to preserve his "legacy") to own ayyyyy-loggers. Honestly, I hope it comes true. Though, I have my fingers crossed it's going to be some mentally retarded daughter because of 2nd hand cigarette smoke ingestion and Faith probably doing drugs during the pregnancy.

@theralph please keep counting the chickens before they hatch. This old saying has no root in the truth and you should proceed on.
 
Clearly you have no idea. Upon captain Cook and the first fleet arriving, they shot as many as they could dead. They also took abo babies from their parents and gave them to white people because the coons that didn't get shot up clearly couldn't look after children properly.

Never in the history of boongas, had any Europeans attempted to bleach them out. If you listen to Aboriginal 'elders' attempting to rewrite history such as https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.ne...e/news-story/e984d3a453382c59a1d5d81f99a9ad8c then you'll see how they paint themselves as people who were sexually wanted by all white men. Yes shooting them dead and taking their children wasn't the greatest but there is zero chance people wanted to bleach them from existence.

Attached is an Aboriginal beauty queen.
This website goes into great detail debunking that article and other literature like it. I found it very interesting.

Oh yeah and to make this post relevant: Shame on Ethan Oliver Ralph for smoking around teh seedbed! We Karen's got to call out teh diabolic behaviours of teh Gunt!
 
Wait, Faith has a crooked uterus? & does the old wive's tale have to do with which direction the fetus is facing in utero?
Old wives tale is that if the baby's heart rate is the higher range (150-160) it's a girl and 140 and under is a boy.

I will be honest i did tune out of history lesson about Aboriginies, WWW2 and WW1 were my favourite topics because of how interesting they were
I hated all Australian history tbh, other than fighting Japs we had no business being anything but neutral we are a fucking island. Like I get being part of the commonwealth but England can get fucked.

2/365 days of the year she gets fucked by a dildo because ralph's micropeen cant breach through her gunt. 363/365 days of the year she just fucks a bunch of niggers.
Really makes you think about how sheltered Nora must have been if she had to date a guy with a micropeen just to house her dildo collection.
 
Its really easy to fight Ralph. Even if you can walk you can kite him around really easily. As long as you dont fully melee you wont get Gunt aggro.
Just remember to keep your distance when you finish him.
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Holy shit Ralph even the remaning guntguard admits that you have a massive drinking problem.
Rackets said that your main problem is that you make a lot of stupid decisons due to your drinking
Gayda left the show breifly during pillsteam 1.0 cause you couldn´t stop the drinking. Even talking about it afterwards.
Even king degenerate alcholic, Daddy dax is so ashamed of your alcohol consumption that he won´t admit to mailing you burbon.
As if thats not enough the biggest misstake you ever made is due to your drinking problem, Ralph...
Why do you think Nora left?
Why do you think she had a dildo when she visited you 2 days out of the entire year?
To be fair, that isn't actually her dildo, it is and always has been Ralph's.
 
God he’s a dumbass for announcing at this stage. It’s not even a fetus, it’s still an embryo. Now they’ve found a heartbeat then there’s about a 10% likelihood of miscarriage. A retroverted uterus? Faith could be in for fun later on with the risk of prolapse and back labour. If you think dealing with pregnant women is difficult then wait till you have to support one in back labour.

If the old wives’ tales are correct then you’re having a girl Ralph, congratulations. Let’s hope she doesn’t have scat videos leaked by a psychotic, drunk boyfriend when she’s barely legal.

If you want powerleveling about obstetrics then I’m your girl.
I love that we are getting some female attention in this thread now, lord knows Ralph has never had any.
@BOLDYSPICY! and @Anne Hyroe when faith leaves we need you to step in to be the third man erh... woman.
We need you to be alog comands deployed in the field to sacrifice your dignity for all of womankind.
When he so cruedly hits up your dms and says : HOW BIG ARE YA TATTAS? or HOW WOULD YA LIKE TO RIDE DA MEPHIS MAULER! You need to giggle and hide your destain.
You don´t need to do... anything lets just say physical to save @Captain Manning some crowbar work. If he ever tries to goad you on just fill him up with booze and pills.
All of the evidence you can gather will save lives.
We need pictures of the state of the crackshack. We need to see if Sandra is still alive or if ralph is tricking the goverment for more pension money. We need more evidence of the embarssing gator stories and ralph fisical state, how his debt like?.

I realise what im asking of you ladies and im ashamed of doing it, its a suicide mission.
But think of it like this ladies! You are not just doing a service just for us karen farmers. Your doing it for all of the potential highschool girls and their poor poor familes, that Ralph could have ruined. This is now in your hands ladies there is a debreifer standing by in the alog discord waitng for you with a catfish profile. Goodspeed gentlewomen!
 
Also I didn't know this was going on. Legitimately I apparently have COVID and was racked the fuck out because I'm having flu-like symptoms. Weak ones but I was super sleepy. I haven't even watched it, anything good happening?
I had it earlier this year, take it as easy as you can and keep eating/drinking. If you start getting hot and delirious enjoy the ride, it can get wild before the fever breaks. the stream is okay as background noise while you do other things, funny at some points but not 4 hours of nonstop laughs.
BASED TRAILER PARK BOYS THEME!
 
In retrospect, I think the reaction to the corn joke was a combination of these things:

1) I have genuinely tried to help Ralph in the past and have even hosted a forum for him free of charge because I wanted to support his show at the time.
2) In his mind, he is the biggest reason I get 1200~1400 viewers when I livestream, and he feels that he is owed a tithe of loyalty for it.
3) He didn't want to make me an 'enemy' because of this thread, but at the same time
4) He already felt betrayed by how I talk about him on the forum and was looking for a reason to go apeshit.

So the joke was the Internet retard parallel to the shooting of Archduke Franz Ferdinand and suddenly Ralph had casus belli on the entire Internet.

If you ask me, before he went after you and started the process of self implosion almost daily, the thread at around 1000 pages was mainly about the show and not really about mocking the host.

In short, it was free publicity.

But if Ralph took offence to your joke, then no surprise that he took offence to a thread on him, never mind its content.
 
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