🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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DrJonesHat powiedział(a):
If I recall, he took time off to work second and third jobs to fund his hooker expeditions. I could be wrong though. Someone correct me if I am.
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Correct. He took at least a semester off, one Kiwi who knew him said it was a year but it could be either, and, according to Russ, he worked three jobs, seven days a week, (Russ said it was 5 AM to 1 AM that may be an exaggeration or not every day but jfc,) all to save up for a trip to the brothel where he didn't even get laid (The Kiera trip.) Apparently Hof gave Russ time with other girls after he ran the clock out with Kiera but seriously, no one else but Russ could work himself to the bone for months on end just to get laid, then ruin it trying to live out a Pretty Woman fantasy that never even had a chance of working out.
 
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Well, now ain't this a super cool courthouse
Greg Skordas has dressed so fine
One day off the city bus am I with a ten that's nearly mine
'Tis a lolsuit with an elegant instathot and her elegant Chad family
Today I move from greasy gourd...to high society
Now you may call that luck--and you may call it fortune
But me, meself, I call it
PLIGHTuosity, that's me byword
PLIGHTuosity, me twinkle in the eye word
Sometimes castles fall to the ground
But that's where all the best LOLsuits are found
PLIGHTuosity, lucky chances
PLIGHTuitious little happy happenstances
I don't slobber 'cause everywhere I see
That every bit of life is lit by PLIGHTuosity
PLIGHTuosity, that's me own word
PLIGHTuosity, me never feel alone word
'Round the corner under a tree
Taylor Swift is waitin' just wait and see
PLIGHTuosity, lucky chances
PLIGHTuitious little happy happenstances
I keep slurpin' 'cause my philosophy
Is do your best and leave the rest to PLIGHTuosity
I keep slurpin' 'cause my philosophy
Is do your best and leave the rest to PLIGHTuosity!!!!!!!
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pearlslam powiedział(a):
Laughing. Pro Se. Not a good look for him.
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Filing pro se usually means at least one these things:

"No lawyer will take my case because they say it has no merit, but I know better!"

"I have a rock-solid case, but the damages asked for are too big for small claims, too small to make splitting them with an attorney a viable option, and there's no guarantee I could get awarded legal costs on top of damages, so unless I file pro se, Im fucked."

"I am a genius, have a perfect argument, and am totally capable of filing a lawsuit myself, so why split the massive award I'm sure to get with an attorney?"

If it's only due to the second reason, the litigant might not be insane. Sometimes, non-crazy people do file pro se because it really is their only viable option (PL: have done it; won my case; it was a massive pain in the ass, immensely stressful, and I'd be reluctant to do it again).

Russell, however? Haha, yeah, any pro se litigant asking for $5.3million in damages is definitely one of the crazy ones; you don't even have to read the complaint to know it.
 
Plight of the Bumblebee powiedział(a):
Russell's always filed a suit pro se. He's never once allowed someone to represent him while he was a plaintiff. He thinks he's better than any other lawyer, and even when he does go to consult a lawyer (according to his book), he gets brushed off for having no case.
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no lawyer would be masochistic enough to take his cases.
 
Plastic Inevitable powiedział(a):
You might be up for a while; according to Rackets, Jersh, the Supreme Janny, will not be joining the stream until midnight Racket Daylight Time.
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Yeah, it's alright. I didn't even know who Rackets was before this and I kind of want to punch him. I mostly just want to hear Jershs thots.

Rackets is just getting in to russholes history before jersh shows up
 
I had to resist the impulse to close it at Rekieta playing Russell’s song. Where is Russell’s Grammy?

e: yeah, civil case and criminal case = not double jeopardy. anyone can sue anyone for anything civilly, lesser burden of proof.

Gah, Rekieta referencing James Frey’s fake book. Frey‘s running a young writers sweatshop now where his MFA contractor writers work on his next big YA series. They sign contracts that say he can remove them as writers for whatever reason and dictate that he doesn’t have to give them credit. I haven’t read the contract, but that’s the last thing I heard that guy do.
 
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Null, you should offer to settle the Greer lawsuit if he will take you out on a dinner date.
 
The funniest part of all of this is Jersh has literally spelled out to Russ where, and how to dcma and serve him, and russ is too retarded to actually do all of this legal shit properly in spite of the step by step instructions.

Rackets has become less irritating as the interview goes on, but hes on thin ice.
 
Rekieta’s short circuit about the requested dollar amount is great. and Rusty is a fucking idiot about jurisdiction

null, what about damages for breaking his heart

“purposeful availment”, that’s what Rekieta was getting at
 
Anja Din powiedział(a):
168. Russ mansplaining “flirting” to the court <—- this bodes well
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Like Ratmouth knows how to flirt. Scratch that, can he actually flirt in the first place? I'm imagining him using a really bad pickup line thinking that's he's being super smooth only to have the woman reject him for being a creep.
 
Russell apparently thinks that he's the only guy with basic manners on Earth, or the only one capable of buying supermarket flowers. He also seems to think of relationships like transactions, like someone else noted further back in the thread.

So he probably doesn't try pickup lines, but more likely does something like, idk, hold a door for a woman and get mad because she doesn't exchange sex/dinner/whatever for his kindness.
 
Rewire Tea powiedział(a):
Russell apparently thinks that he's the only guy with basic manners on Earth, or the only one capable of buying supermarket flowers. He also seems to think of relationships like transactions, like someone else noted further back in the thread.

So he probably doesn't try pickup lines, but more likely does something like, idk, hold a door for a woman and get mad because she doesn't exchange sex/dinner/whatever for his kindness.
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Which, as has been implied already, is the reason why he goes to individuals who receive nothing but sexual attention, such as hookers or strippers - why wouldnt they respond to true affection? He claims, in his books, that he temporarily becomes a prince, but in reality, I think he is trying to go full, permanent prince-charming. In the end he ends up resenting anything that stops this, be it a long busride, popstars, lack of money/prestige, or an internet forum.

I think that is where is behavior comes from - he makes what he thinks is the fairytale/textbook move to getting the girl, then gets her. When it does not go as he wants, he flips out. Maybe he stalks a woman. Maybe he claims his 1st ammendment rights are infringed. Maybe he threatens pop stars. Maybe he claims that a certain forum is infringing upon his intellectual rights.

All is reasonable when you're threatening the protagonist, and you ARE the protagonist.
 
123-126. Balding retard doesn’t understand “intent” as well as jurisdiction, imagine that.

the entire complaint reads like a “null won’t make sure only flattering things are said in my thread” shitfit.
 
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