🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

You could've just redlined all thirty some pages and called it a "Bruh" moment.

From his filings, he views judges like teachers on the playground at elementary school. That is, someone to appeal to to make the cool kids play with you even though you're a weirdo.

 

[WonderWino]

Russ is retarded and doesn't understand how the world works, let alone the law.

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I mean he probably would be famous if he managed to give her flowers like that....but moreso because he made the news after being beaten to death with a heavy lamp by her while terrified of the psycho who broke into her house with flowers

He's starting to remind me of how lucas werner is convinced all he has to do to win a zoomer bae over is have someone introduce him so he can say 'hello, i'm lucas' and it'll somehow magically just work. Seems to be a similar kind of logic with alot of cows

 

[Anja Din]

He's starting to remind me of how lucas werner is convinced all he has to do to win a zoomer bae over is have someone introduce him so he can say 'hello, i'm lucas' and it'll somehow magically just work. Seems to be a similar kind of logic with alot of cows

Maybe he thinks if a girl would “just get to know him” she’d instantly like him. I’ve gone out with guys that weren’t my type at all before because they were funny or smart, pretty sure most girls have. That said, while a personality can go a long way if someone’s ugly, for that to work he has to at least have a personality to begin with and not be such an unlikeable asshole that people can’t stand being around him. You aren’t going to have any women lining up if you’re both a jerk and plain. Kind of pathetic that Russ seems incapable of understanding why he can’t find a gf.

 

[Toasty]

You know, if Ratmouth had two brain cells to rub together, he would ask himself "When has a lawsuit I filed ever benefitted me?"

...Then again this is Butternut we're talking about.

I'm somehow reminded of someone else featured here, can't quite remember who...

 

[LaLuna]

He did graduate, after five years. And he did get a degree, he posted it. However, @NipplelessWoman went with him to the same school and she got two degrees in two years, and she still had to play catch up when she hit the real world because the quality of the instruction was low. She understood that, but Russ apparently doesn't understand that the education he received was sub-par, and he failed to grasp most of what he was taught anyway.

Yuuup. A lot of the mistakes he’s making, I completely understand because they were mistakes I have made professional. Mostly with serving and jurisdiction, like I do not work in an area of law now that requires to know those. But when I did debt collection shit, I was taking a crash course from the attorney I worked for. We never learned that, but his complaint is super shameful even for BC standards. This is the law, not twitter for fuck’s sake.

 

[Anja Din]

How the hell did he take five years to get an AA? For fucks sake, my old school had a five year limit from the day you started the j.d. program to graduate, and I am assuming most other universities have some sort of similar time limit to finish a degree.

Yuuup. A lot of the mistakes he’s making, I completely understand because they were mistakes I have made professional. Mostly with serving and jurisdiction, like I do not work in an area of law now that requires to know those. But when I did debt collection shit, I was taking a crash course from the attorney I worked for. We never learned that, but his complaint is super shameful even for BC standards. This is the law, not twitter for fuck’s sake.

You are probably smart enough to pick things up on the job. His complaint is a joke.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yuuup. A lot of the mistakes he’s making, I completely understand because they were mistakes I have made professional. Mostly with serving and jurisdiction, like I do not work in an area of law now that requires to know those. But when I did debt collection shit, I was taking a crash course from the attorney I worked for. We never learned that, but his complaint is super shameful even for BC standards. This is the law, not twitter for fuck’s sake.

Did you at least learn that if the judge tells you how to do something, you should do it that way? Russ seems to have missed that lesson among many others.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

How the hell did he take five years to get an AA? For fucks sake, my old school had a five year limit from the day you started the j.d. program to graduate, and I am assuming most other universities have some sort of similar time limit to finish a degree.

Supposedly one of the conditions of his parents paying for his education was that he go on mission. So I wonder if that might account for some of those five years. I'm not clear on the timeline of this part of his life.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Supposedly one of the conditions of his parents paying for his education was that he go on mission. So I wonder if that might account for some of those five years. I'm not clear on the timeline of this part of his life.

If I recall, he took time off to work second and third jobs to fund his hooker expeditions. I could be wrong though. Someone correct me if I am.

 

[Anja Din]

“Hooker expeditions”, I’m fucking dying here.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

If I recall, he took time off to work second and third jobs to fund his hooker expeditions. I could be wrong though. Someone correct me if I am.

According to his LinkedIn he was on mission from March 2011 to December 2012, and he attended LDS Business College from 2010 to 2015. So he did go on mission between starting at LDSBC and graduating. I would guess LDSBC has a provision for students to go on mission without jeopardizing their standing. There's still a whole extra year unaccounted for. Maybe that's when he took time off?

 

[AnOminous]

Did you at least learn that if the judge tells you how to do something, you should do it that way? Russ seems to have missed that lesson among many others.

You'd think even a genuinely stupid fucker like Russ would realize the judge actually decides the case and if you don't do it the way he tells you, you lose. But Russ is literally retarded.

 

[Miss Misery]

According to his LinkedIn he was on mission from March 2011 to December 2012, and he attended LDS Business College from 2010 to 2015. So he did go on mission between starting at LDSBC and graduating. I would guess LDSBC has a provision for students to go on mission without jeopardizing their standing. There's still a whole extra year unaccounted for. Maybe that's when he took time off?

He'd have got his mission call before the semester started for Spring 2011, so that's two years out of school. Three+ years for an AA then. Better than Yaniv?

Fall 2010
MISSION
Spring 2012
Fall 2012
Spring 2013
Fall 2013
Spring 2014
Fall 2014
Spring 2015
GRADUATED?

Oof, looks like 4 years...

 

[Viridian]

Maybe he thinks if a girl would “just get to know him” she’d instantly like him. I’ve gone out with guys that weren’t my type at all before because they were funny or smart, pretty sure most girls have. That said, while a personality can go a long way if someone’s ugly, for that to work he has to at least have a personality to begin with and not be such an unlikeable asshole that people can’t stand being around him. You aren’t going to have any women lining up if you’re both a jerk and plain. Kind of pathetic that Russ seems incapable of understanding why he can’t find a gf.

This, so much this. Speaking as a woman, I find the most repugnant things about Russhole to be 1) his toxic misogynistic personality and 2) his visible disgusting lack of hygiene. Hell, his personality alone would make me avoid him like the plague IRL, regardless of what he looked (or smelled) like. He positively radiates creepy vibes with just his public posts on the Internet; we know for a fact he's far worse in private messages/in person.

 

[Captain Hair]

Null will be on Rekieta’s stream tonight to discuss Russ’ lawsuit!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Russ filed a motion for an injunction. This seems to be his pattern when he sues someone regardless of how ridiculous the request. Here is the kicker:

"Greer requests that all over 1200 threads on Greer, which includes his copyrights, pictures, videos, private and public information, be removed from Kiwi Farms and wikis that Moon manages. Greer further requests that this Court order a restraining order prohibiting Moon from allowing any of his users to create new threads or any posts that would link Greer to Kiwi Farms. If the Court deems it necessary for the public interest, Greer requests that the website Kiwi Farms be frozen and ceasefrom operating for the duration of this lawsuit."

The vast majority of his rant in support of this prior restraint is about how he is being 'harassed' rather than how he is being damaged via copyright infringement. It's almost as if this whole fucking lolsuit is an attempt to take that off the goddamned internet with the copyright as a fig leaf.

Also, Russ, your ONE THREAD has over 2000 PAGES, you retard.
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Fucking hell, he really hasn't moved on from childhood at all. This is a child tattling to mommy because someone said mean things about him.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Before anyone calls me a newfag, I have been reading this thread for four days now and have only got 1/4 of the way through. I have downloaded his KF lawsuit and read it, but I just want someone to tell me the general date/page number of when the Erika business started. I am really interested in his criminal charges, and I haven't been able to find the start. Thanks.

 

[Anja Din]

I can’t wait for a judge to throw a contempt at him. You know that’s coming, as dumb as he is and as often as he files lolsuits.

 

[Miss Misery]

Before anyone calls me a newfag, I have been reading this thread for four days now and have only got 1/4 of the way through. I have downloaded his KF lawsuit and read it, but I just want someone to tell me the general date/page number of when the Erika business started. I am really interested in his criminal charges, and I haven't been able to find the start. Thanks.

The Erika Saga starts in earnest right about here:

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/russel...taofrussellgreer.30488/page-1694#post-5184493

 

[pearlslam]

Laughing. Pro Se. Not a good look for him.