🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

He never understands he can't dictate how people react to him. She was giving him funny looks because he broke the rules, he's way outside her target demographic, and he's wearing a suit to an occasion where casual wear is appropriate. People have said he smells funky, and that probably made AG wrinkle her nose at least. She's still human, no matter how famous she is. A lot of musicians hate meet and greets because they attract people like Russ who don't understand they're not going to get to talk to their idol, it's just a quick photo, and that's it. Someone a while back mentioned he thought he was gonna get to actually have a conversation with her, and when he didn't, that may have started his slow burn. But what got him pissed is when the weeks went by and she didn't call him personally. He hates it when reality goes off-script and it always does because his fantasies are utterly preposterous.

What made Russell turn against Ariana was that she didn't help him get famous. He posted up a storm that night and in the coming weeks about how it was the best night of his life and he was just waiting for her to say "yes." We later learned that he gave her flowers and a scrapbook, and that by "yes," he meant agreeing to perform his songs and make him her songwriter, and make him just as famous as her. Given his limo/Cold Stone/crying fantasy with Taylor I can only imagine what he was thinking of for her. Once he realized that she wasn't going to follow the script he had written for her, and got enraged because, I mean, gosh, that's the whole reason he went there! So he started rewriting history, claiming she was disgusted by him, (because she probably was, a hideous foul-smelling creep in his mid 20s telling you he got you flowers would creep any woman out,) and that her security assaulted him and made rude remarks, when in reality they were probably concerned about the obvious creeper holding flowers in line with a bunch of preteen girls.

And then came the horrible tragedy of the Manchester bombing, when a terrorist set off a nail bomb that killed more than 20 innocent people. Russell posted some of the most awful things he's ever posted around that time, claiming that her security was too busy hating disabled niceguys like him to notice the bomber, etc. But by fucking far the worst was this old post (I didn't add the "died in bombing" part, whoever originally posted this did to cover the face of the victim, this is from a much older post)


Russell is complaining that Ariana was smiling in this photo but not enough in the photo with him (which, by the way, was still his profile picture at that point,) with a girl who, only hours later, would die a horrific death. More than 20 people died and Russell still thinks he's the biggest victim in all of this.

And yet, despite denouncing her all over social media and saying so many horrible things about her, Russell still kept that profile picture for a while and as someone who worked in the same building as him proved, he kept it at his desk at work because he is so desperate to have even the slightest connection to someone famous. Words cannot describe how awful this man is.

 

[Deadpool]

lot of musicians hate meet and greets because they attract people like Russ who don't understand they're not going to get to talk to their idol, it's just a quick photo, and that's it.

I'd like to think most sane well balanced people understand that. I mean even if I met a member of my favorite band in a public place at random all I'd do was shake their hand and thank them for their music. I wouldn't expect to become BFF's.

 

[Rewire Tea]

I'd like to think most sane well balanced people understand that. I mean even if I met a member of my favorite band in a public place at random all I'd do was shake their hand and thank them for their music. I wouldn't expect to become BFF's.

I met my favourite local musician when I was just a little kid and even I understood that. Most people understand that a celebrity meet and greet is just "hi, I love your work, can I shake your hand."

 

[Paint by Numbers]

I met my favourite local musician when I was just a little kid and even I understood that. Most people understand that a celebrity meet and greet is just "hi, I love your work, can I shake your hand."

I genuinely have such a hard time reconciling how un-retarded Ratmouth can sometimes be, how he is clearly capable of learning some things sometimes, with his complete fucking batshit narc understanding of how the world works.

Like, Chris-chan is unfathomably retarded in a "wow I cannot identify with a human being conducting themselves like this and I don't intuitively understand how a person can behave this way". But rationally I see his autism, his years of connection to the internet through that autistic-ass lens, and his weird-ass coddling family and can play a logical game of connect the dots to see how he was created.

But Russ is so.. inexplicable. Does he not know how many human beings are in the world? How can he manage to file a semi-readable 30 page lawsuit but somehow not understand the number of people contacting celebrities daily? The number of people who want to be famous and fail with much more work? Russ is far from smart but the incongruity between the things he understands and is able to do and the things he is not is very hard for me to understand.

Most cows are disgusting, awful people that (I hope) no one reading this can intuitively identify with, nor do I imagine any of us can begin to imagine doing the things they do. But I think we can at least narrow down the reasons they behave the way they do. There's consistency in it. You can see their terrible logic if you pay attention.

I don't get that with Russ. I see his narc tendencies, I see the delusions, but they're so specific to the weird fucking script of life his brain has created that I keep getting drawn back in by how fucking bananas it all seems. It's why we all keep trying so hard to explain him. And I know a lot of people think its simple (he's an over coddled cripple with NPD and low-IQ delusions) but that still doesn't quite seem to explain it for me. I feel like I've seen those things before but never in quite the way it manifests in him.

Maybe I'm overanalyzing. But fuck me it always brings me back here.

 

[moorhen]

Of course, Russ being the only nice guy in the world, left it in because it served his purpose. Such a gentleman.

I only bring her up because he tried to claim she killed herself because of us harassing her at one point. It’s very easy to flip the mirror and point his stupid, stumpy finger back at himself.

Bailee was obviously going through some shit and Rusty was only thinking about he his penis. He never actually gave a shit about her, he just thought she was hot and when she turned him down he went on a rampage, he didn’t stop for a second to think about her or her mental health.

Like most of his ‘causes’ his advocation for mental health begins and ends with him. He didn’t care about Bailee. He doesn’t care about Erika’s mental health or how he effected it.
If she’d killed herself she’d be another page in a book about how evil we are by now, he’d use his stellar mental gymnastics to somehow blame us. Or Taylor Swift.

 

[Miss Misery]

And all these years later, not once has it occurred to Russ that Ariana does the "OMG BESTIEEESSS!!!" snuggly love pose with girl-fans and does a more RBF pose with dude-fans (MOST OF WHOM ARE GAY).

Amusingly, back in February, Ariana Grande was "slammed" for refusing a selfie with a fan/Grammy seat-filler/old creep according to the Sun.

Buck up, Rusty. At least you got a selfie!

 

[AbraCadaver]

I like that in the Ariana recounting, he points out that she apparently looked in his direction, then blew a kiss from stage to “some random person.” As if Russ wasn’t ALSO a random person at the concert.

Russ truly believes he’s the star and the most important person ever and everyone should recognize it. You can just hear his brain as Ariana went off script. “She was SUPPOSED to blow a kiss to me, but instead she aimed it at one of the background randos in my little mind-theater! Not ME!!! RUSS, THE STAR!!!”

Also can I just say, she didn’t see you from the stage, Russ. Pretending to notice people and point, wave, blow kisses out to the crowd is standard. I’ve been under stage lights like the one she would be under and though it seems clear as day from the audience, you CANNOT see past those bright lights to anyone out there when you’re onstage. Even the front row is in shadow. IF you kneel way down at the edge of the stage, you can see the front row people if you get up right close to them, but they’re still in shadow to you. It’s mad just how bright the stage lights are and how the whole audience disappears the moment you get onstage.

She didn’t look at you, Russ. Just in your vague direction.

And all these years later, not once has it occurred to Russ that Ariana does the "OMG BESTIEEESSS!!!" snuggly love pose with girl-fans and does a more RBF pose with dude-fans (MOST OF WHOM ARE GAY).

Amusingly, back in February, Ariana Grande was "slammed" for refusing a selfie with a fan/Grammy seat-filler/old creep according to the Sun.

Buck up, Rusty. At least you got a selfie!

I love this article because this guy basically admits “yeah she was up for four awards and didn’t win a damn thing and then I shoved my phone in her face right during her disappointment and she said she wasn’t in the mood at the moment for selfies!!”

This is what celebrities deal with: spoiled fans or just people like this man who want to brag they saw so-and-so and took a snap with them, who get all stroppy and pitch a fit because how dare you not take a photo with everyone who demands it of you, Ariana! You owe me!

 

[Anja Din]

who else has the fantasy of punching Russ in his disgusting mouth while wearing a nice pair of brass knuckles?
I wonder how exactly did he imagine it would go.

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sauce: https://medium.com/s/story/the-fan-who-sued-taylor-swift-6c352e325f0d

Things that never happened. He is such a beta that he would never get confrontational with a male detractor irl. he only pushes back if it’s a lady who doesn’t want to fuck him. There is no fucking way he ever argued with a grown man like this.

First, I don’t know many people who act like he described for no reason to a complete stranger and who he miraculously “owned”. Also, he seems to think guys can argue their way from a woman disliking him to sleeping with him if his argument were somehow “good enough“. I wonder what his father was like, if Rusty got the idea that suing a woman who thinks negatively of him would force her to date him.

I feel sorry for his coworkers. it sucks running into pigs like Rusty, but it’s even worse if you have to work with him and can’t avoid him. You’d think a guy who worked for a lawyer would have some passing familiarity with consent. It sounds like he sees the law as a bludgeon that he uses to get people to do what he wants. His frivolous lawsuits are just a nuisance to his victims right now, but if he were to ever quit suing famous women and started suing rando girls he comes across, it’d be a pain. if, say, she had a fed security clearance or does any character and fitness check they get asked things like “have you even been sued personally” and have to explain that clowny shit on background checks and bar applications.

basically, keep any Russ fighting stories coming cuz that shit is funny.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

I genuinely have such a hard time reconciling how un-retarded Ratmouth can sometimes be, how he is clearly capable of learning some things sometimes, with his complete fucking batshit narc understanding of how the world works.

Not to beat a dead horse but the most absurd part of the whole Ariana saga is still wearing a suit to a concert.

And not even a trendy, fashion forward or casual suit. A boxy lost all my money in the 80s market crash hobo suit.

Just the thought of a grown man standing in a suit holding arms full of gas station goodies in a venue of tween girls just makes me laugh

 

[AbraCadaver]

Also, he seems to think guys can argue their way from a woman disliking him to sleeping with him if his argument were somehow “good enough“.

Tbf he’s far from alone in this bizarre belief. It’s like you tell certain men you have a boyfriend when they try to come on to you, and they think if they can prove you don’t, by default you lose and have to accept their offer of a date.

A penny for every time a man has said, “give me one good reason why you won’t go out with me,” then tried to argue against said reason like he’s going to win.

Russ, however, is the only man I’ve ever seen try to turn it into an actual legal argument.

 

[Drowningman]

After reading his filing against Null ,all I can say that guy is deranged off the meter and if Russell Greer didn't exist,the internet would have to invent him.

 

[Henry Bemis]

This is what celebrities deal with: spoiled fans or just people like this man who want to brag they saw so-and-so and took a snap with them, who get all stroppy and pitch a fit because how dare you not take a photo with everyone who demands it of you, Ariana! You owe me!

This whole thread makes me feel sorry for celebrities, which is not how it works.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Tbf he’s far from alone in this bizarre belief. It’s like you tell certain men you have a boyfriend when they try to come on to you, and they think if they can prove you don’t, by default you lose and have to accept their offer of a date.

A penny for every time a man has said, “give me one good reason why you won’t go out with me,” then tried to argue against said reason like he’s going to win.

Russ, however, is the only man I’ve ever seen try to turn it into an actual legal argument.

"Because I don't fucking want to" is a good enough reason, and I wish more guys would realize that. Russ tries to turn it into a legal argument because he doesn't understand that the law doesn't apply to interpersonal relationships except if you're getting a restraining order or a divorce. The fact he tries to use the law to force women to do things they don't want to lends credibility to the argument that he was used to having adults in his life force the other kids to do things with him and this carried over into his adult life.

This whole thread makes me feel sorry for celebrities, which is not how it works.

I felt sorry for AG because she actually had to be in the same room with him. No one should have to endure him for any length of time.

 

[Anja Din]

It seems like all girls have at least one of those entitled assholes in her orbit. A guy that tries to argue his way out of the friendzone and who gets pissy when you reject him, no matter how gently. retards like Russell see a polite rejection not for what it is, but as a laundry list of reasons to be “defeated” to get a girl to go out with him. some guys like him are so pushy so you pretty much just have to straight out tell him no way. Which can make work hard if he decides to get revenge by pulling shit at work (what woman hasn’t had a bitter shithead punish her on the job or cause problems with her other friendships because he’s mad she rejected him?).

It would be hilarious if the boyfriend or spouse of someone he’s sexpestered ever laid him out.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

It's been very entertaining reading back on some of butternut's 2017 antics. Makes me wish we could hear from any of the brothel workers or any backpage hookers who've had this misfortune of servicing this greasy gourd. It would make one hell of a story--maybe even a compilation of best-seller cringe stories. I would certainly buy a copy.

Would be great for each one to start with Russels telling of events then switching to the hookers version of events for as many of his encounters as possible. Would be quite the transition between comedic hooker wooing to the horror version of actually being on the receiving end of that

 

[Miss Misery]

I've been watching old episodes of GMM and I saw this More ep with Pomplamoose and I'm getting a weird Greer+T.Swift vibe from it.

I mean, if Greer weren't a useless piece of shit and also if Tay-Tay had half a brain...

Also the topic/game is hilariously apt.

Edit: Eeeuughhh the image of Fred West in the screencap is giving me more heebie-jeebies than Russ ever could. FOR NOW.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It would be hilarious if the boyfriend or spouse of someone he’s sexpestered ever laid him out.

It would be even more hilarious if the woman herself laid him out. A woman is perfectly capable of taking out a man if she knows where and how to hit him.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Would be great for each one to start with Russels telling of events then switching to the hookers version of events for as many of his encounters as possible. Would be quite the transition between comedic hooker wooing to the horror version of actually being on the receiving end of that

would be like switching between a tawdry romance novel and a stephen king book.

 

[Anja Din]

I felt sorry for AG because she actually had to be in the same room with him. No one should have to endure him for any length of time.

i can’t really think why any woman who wasn’t being paid would choose to spend time with a boring, pushy mongoloid.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

i can’t really think why any woman who wasn’t being paid would choose to spend time with a boring, pushy mongoloid.

It's good PR. I'm sure Grande had no clue about the shitstorm she was about to unleash.