💪 Tough Guys Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

Also, Bryan to this day doesn't grasp why Gonzalo dislikes him, so there's also that part of the CRP incident that continues to be funny

Personally, I wouldn't give a shit if CRP disliked me, and I wouldn't care why. Doesn't CRP hate pretty much everybody at this point? Jim, Josh, Sargon, Rekieta, Kraut... I don't have a full list, and I'm not sure there could ever be one.

Yeah, I know, it sounds like I'm defending Bryan a lot. I'll just say stop fucking sperging Bryan. That's really the overarching issue here.
 
Personally, I wouldn't give a shit if CRP disliked me, and I wouldn't care why. Doesn't CRP hate pretty much everybody at this point? Jim, Josh, Sargon, Rekieta, Kraut... I don't have a full list, and I'm not sure there could ever be one.

Yeah, I know, it sounds like I'm defending Bryan a lot. I'll just say stop fucking sperging Bryan. That's really the overarching issue here.

Oh, it's not a big loss from anyone's life. But it is funny to hear Bryan say "that guy hates me, I have no idea what his problem is" while knowing that the answer is "uh, you opened a fucking thread on him with his dox in it big guy"
 
All Bryan has to do is leave this site.

If he leaves, his sperging being noticed will be reduced by 99%.
If he leaves, he wont be hooked into e-drama which feeds his sperging.
If he leaves, he could build a great life for himself and his loved ones

But he will never take this advice. He has this thread for a good reason and a lot of it is that Bryan keeps coming back here and giving material because...sperging.

Addicts stop their vice to improve themselves but Bryan is a junkie for eternal autism
 
All Bryan has to do is leave this site.

If he leaves, his sperging being noticed will be reduced by 99%.
If he leaves, he wont be hooked into e-drama which feeds his sperging.
If he leaves, he could build a great life for himself and his loved ones

But he will never take this advice. He has this thread for a good reason and a lot of it is that Bryan keeps coming back here and giving material because...sperging.

Addicts stop their vice to improve themselves but Bryan is a junkie for eternal autism
@Bryan Dunn loves to repeat that "we don't know him IRL", but really, can you think of any cow that acts normal IRL? I can't. His life probably is so shitty and uninteresting, that he projects his frustration into internet, that's why takes all this shit as personal attacks. If he let's internet shit go, he will be faced with reality, where he is forever nobody, here at least he can hope for asspats in Ralph's thread and cry about harassment. He will stop only when he dies, so I'll suggest him to neck himself again.
 
I would just want Bryan to be a good father, and stop spending so much precious time with these old grudges and staring at retard streams then afterwards coming here to scream about it.
The priorities are all completely off.
 
I would just want Bryan to be a good father, and stop spending so much precious time with these old grudges and staring at retard streams then afterwards coming here to scream about it.
I expect Bryan to make posts here about how his kid is a psychopath and is probably a pedophile (he does have familial ties to one!) once it reaches a difficult age.
 
Based boogie almost killed a Kiwifarms user(I think?). He shouldve just shot the alawg and let it rip. Castle Doctrine that shit up. Did nothing wrong except shooting in the air instead of in between his eyes.

Also this should be a wary warning to you kf alawgs to not show up at a lolcows house.

Id blow you fuckers out the door without a second thought and with a smile
I know it's hard stopping lunatics from having kids. But they can do something about their abilities to own guns right? I don't think there is any danger that anyone would visit Bryan, but he might think so. It would be horrible to read "Florida Man kills delivery driver" just because Bryan thought the delivery man was either Fred, TXT or some other "demon" in his past.
 
I know it's hard stopping lunatics from having kids. But they can do something about their abilities to own guns right? I don't think there is any danger that anyone would visit Bryan, but he might think so. It would be horrible to read "Florida Man kills delivery driver" just because Bryan thought the delivery man was either Fred, TXT or some other "demon" in his past.

The way Bryan escalates banter is so bizarre. From some ball busting straight to posting outlines, or from nobody even talking to or about him straight to "if I see any of you, I will shoot you in the fucking face"
 
The way Bryan escalates banter is so bizarre. From some ball busting straight to posting outlines, or from nobody even talking to or about him straight to "if I see any of you, I will shoot you in the fucking face"
Well it's the only time he can remotely feel like a man. His usual method is to apparently silently fume like a bitch and throw stickers or do little things.

I've known young girls with more testosterone than this fruitloop.
 
Well it's the only time he can remotely feel like a man. His usual method is to apparently silently fume like a bitch and throw stickers or do little things.

I've known young girls with more testosterone than this fruitloop.

The hostility expressed is confusing too. Bryan says the people he hates most are in this thread, but all we do is offer good advice to him
 
The hostility expressed is confusing too. Bryan says the people he hates most are in this thread, but all we do is offer good advice to him
I can't stop imagining now one of Bryan's coworkers offering to show him a quicker way to identify the defective part of a transformer and him brandishing a weapon and screaming "I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE INSTYTHOT, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GIVE ME GOOD ADVICE YOU FUCKIN ALAWG" like a true Florida man
 
I can't stop imagining now one of Bryan's coworkers offering to show him a quicker way to identify the defective part of a transformer and him brandishing a weapon and screaming "I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE INSTYTHOT, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GIVE ME GOOD ADVICE YOU FUCKIN ALAWG" like a true Florida man
He wouldn't know what an A-Log is if Anthony Logatto personally visited him.
 
I can't stop imagining now one of Bryan's coworkers offering to show him a quicker way to identify the defective part of a transformer and him brandishing a weapon and screaming "I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE INSTYTHOT, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GIVE ME GOOD ADVICE YOU FUCKIN ALAWG" like a true Florida man

How is Bryan even gonna know if someone from KF knocks on his door before he opens fire instead of saying hello? Does he just answer the door with a gun no matter who it is?
 
Does he just answer the door with a gun no matter who it is?
Yes
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I'll just repost this joke. Good one, @Sammich.
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Also, why is Bryan so mad all of a sudden? People in Ralph's thread don't like him anymore? Is he so afraid of us showing up at his door? Or maybe he wants us to show up there(sexually)? Hey, @Bryan Dunn, what the fuck is wrong with you now?
 
I'll just repost this joke. Good one, @Sammich.
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Also, why is Bryan so mad all of a sudden? People in Ralph's thread don't like him anymore? Is he so afraid of us showing up at his door? Or maybe he wants us to show up there(sexually)? Hey, @Bryan Dunn, what the fuck is wrong with you now?
His latest attempt to trollshield with Ethan Ralph led to people realizing why he'll only stop ruining himself by sucking off a shotgun and pulling the trigger.
 
And Bryan would have us believe he stays in shape...
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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@Bryan Dunn, your training routine consisted of deadlifting and bitching on the internet? Your upper body is like Chris-chan's, for fuck's sake! Better spend those money on therapy.
 
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