🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Eddy G.]

I like how the intro is all hype and bluster and then the show starts and it deflates instantly.

The Adestream is much more entertaining.

 

[Postal Pippa]

@theralph Notice how no one laughed when you tried to dunk on Matt? Cause people are tired of it, like GG, let it fucking go.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Guy on Ade's stream doing a ralph impression. we gotta get all the ralph impersonators together for a competition.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I'm not watching the Killstream snipes tonight, the last one was just boring as fuck. Watching Ade instead and it's genuinely entertaining.

 

[msd]

Good job to everyone who nearly deciphered the message. We really did basically have it!
Edit: Here is the actual screenshot compared to what we managed to scarp together. I've also put the full screenshot of the full texts in a spoiler
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Also, here are some credits to those who either helped or laughed at the autism and Ralph

@theralph : For being the retard who sent these texts and shit his pants despite how little they were

@adezero: For releasing the texts and making this “project” even happen (and making our jobs a living hell)

@Dell Conagher : For posting the original photo

@ClipBitch: For all their photoshopping and inspiration to using paint to decipher the letters

@ShakkaAhmose : For their photoshopping

@msd : For motivation

@Trusty Patches and @chops: For the Facebook mention

People who managed to make out words: @Freedom Fries, @Mulp, @Civilizing Forces, @temp o'rary, @FakeNewsAnchor, @High Tea, @Least Concern, @Crystal Golem, @Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2

For the memes (Mostly on asking ade to release the texts and about the autism): @Mr. Manchester, @Delicious Diversity, @Schlomo Silverscreenblatt, @Squire of Gothos, @REGENDarySumanai, @gran_autismo, @Gustav Schuchardt, @BOLDYSPICY!

Spoiler: Original screenshot

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Love you too <3

 

[Kenobi]

For fucks sake man, JUST DON'T SAY THAT SHIT OUTLOUD.

Its like zoom "joking" about CP.
It wasn´t funny when you wrote it and now everbody dumber for reading it.


He looks like hes dying

 

[The Real SVP]

I'm not watching the Killstream snipes tonight, the last one was just boring as fuck. Watching Ade instead and it's genuinely entertaining.

I just tried taking a nap instead of listening. Turned out I was not really tired, just tired of listening to that shit.

 

[Captain Manning]

He's just reading articles

"Now I am become Mundane Matt, the destroyer of audience interest."

The Adestream is much more entertaining.

And how.

 

[msd]

Oh man, judging from the activity tonight

The nightly reeecap is gonna be absolutely glorious

 

[Kenobi]

I just tried taking a nap instead of listening. Turned out I was not really tired, just tired of listening to that shit.

The only fun part of a modern killstream is watching ralph walk the tight rope but then just trample down on the ground like the fat pig he is.

Caller: DO YOU KNOW WHO CONTROLS THE MEDIA
Ralph. NAAAWWWHHH NAWWWH

(About music industry)THEY KINDA `VE U AS IN INDENTURED SERVANT... I DON`T KNOW IF I SHOULD SAY SLAVE OR NOT.

Ten minutes later
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST MAYBE THE SHOULD SPEND SOME MORE MONEY ON GROUPS LIKE ADL AND HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE DAYS AS IF YOU COULD SPEND MORE THEN THEY ALREADY DO!

Gator says he wears a mask with mortal Kombat scorpion on it.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph is acting weird. Pretty sure he's on pills tonight. He's super quick with the dolphin laugh and general mannerisms. If he was drunk, his face would be bright red.

 

[The Wokest]

Ralph is so defensive and paranoid now this might do it for me. It's entertaining again!

 

[Postal Pippa]

That Gator cope is harsh, also Ralph seething at the caller is fucking disgusting. All these flavors and he chose salty.

Edit: Get off your phone Ralph, youre doing a show bitch.

 

[Eddy G.]

That Gator cope is harsh, also Ralph seething at the guest is fucking disgusting. All these flavors and he chose salty.

Again? Who's the guest? He must just hate all these people.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Again? Who's the guest? He must just hate all these people.

Some Hispanic sci-fi writer that just sort of went ghost.

edit: never mind his voice is too bland it blends in with everyone else so I thought that was gator talking not the guest

 

[Postal Pippa]

Again? Who's the guest? He must just hate all these people.

RIP I meant to say the caller, not the guest, my bad.

 

[Freeman]

Talking about the holocaust worked out so well for Ralph in the past.

 

[High Tea]

Since Holt did a recent hit piece on him, doesn't he realize that he's probably listening for at least a few days to see if he slips up?

 

[msd]

Since Holt did a recent hit piece on him, doesn't he realize that he's probably listening for at least a few days to see if he slips up?

Whoa now, that's implying Ralph actually thinks.

 

[Sam Losco]

He's getting worse. Low energy. Slurs, looks like he's about to fall asleep. He's definitely on pills.