🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[All becomes gunt]

@adezero big titty friend said if 100 people posted on ralphs latest tweet shed post milkers

Spoiler: For the people at work

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The people provided the corn (on Ralph's Tweet), and Cougar Tachy has blessed us with a picture of her milkers.

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It looks like a picture of someone's asscheeks. Go on a diet you cow.

 

[Kheapathic]

Truly some corn-fed titties.

Edit: If you're on here Wild Smile, get on it.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I wake up and start going over the rackets Ralph Section of the stream again and its just hilarious. Like @theralph youve followed my antics for awhile. Ive burnt bridges and it has burned me hardcore(see jim) and you learned NOTHING from that.

now Rackets is gonna have your worst nightmare on his show of 4000+ viewers and they are going to go over EVERYTHING here thats happened. In detail. The amount of new viewers and lurkers to this thread will be huge.

I hope a based kiwifarms user quote mines a bunch of informative posts in a chronological order to direct new users to a timeline of sorts when Rackets is live with PPP

 

[Sasquatch82]

Contributing to the 'dark' energy.

Rolling for Tyrone Ralph Jr.

 

[Null]

pfffhahahahaa

ARE YOU READY FOR TOTAL WAR?

 

[Laura Loomer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmmiPKu2Q1g

Why is this stream unlisted now? I havent heard Nick's bit on Ralph and havent seen anyone clip it, but I had the stream open from earlier. And since Ralph also deleted his tweets my almonds got activated.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

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pfffhahahahaa

ARE YOU READY FOR TOTAL WAR?

LOL RALPH TRYING TO KISS RACKETS ASS NOW THAT HE REALIZED NICK IS GONNA HAVE PPP ON IN RESPONSE TO HIS “PUNCHING UP” SHIT LAST NIGHT.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

No, kill yourself.

I agree with you. If people actually took the time to read the thread before posting, there would be a lot less clutter.
It’s like nobody reads the rules at the bottom of EVERY PAGE.

 

[Hamsteroid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmmiPKu2Q1g

Why is this stream unlisted now? I havent heard Nick's bit on Ralph and havent seen anyone clip it, but I had the stream open from earlier. And since Ralph also deleted his tweets my almonds got activated.

Afaik Nick started to unlist his streams and add them to playlists for algorithm reasons some time back.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmmiPKu2Q1g

Why is this stream unlisted now? I havent heard Nick's bit on Ralph and havent seen anyone clip it, but I had the stream open from earlier. And since Ralph also deleted his tweets my almonds got activated.

Because ralphs awake now and trying to fix everything because PPP in front of 5000 people dropping nuclear truth bombs will absolutely fucking destroy his platform. Ralph is literally sucking massive e-dick to keep Nick happy rn lmao. Nick probably unlisted it(but not privated it mind you) while they “smooth things over”. Think of it as a Cease Fire and good faith.

if ralph fucks up again tho I bet the gloves are off.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmmiPKu2Q1g

Why is this stream unlisted now? I havent heard Nick's bit on Ralph and havent seen anyone clip it, but I had the stream open from earlier. And since Ralph also deleted his tweets my almonds got activated.

The only real notable bits from Nick's stream is that he lets people disassociate from him instead of the other way so we won't be getting a disavowal, and he will be having PPP on soon. Officially they're discussing Cuties and thingsrelated to it, but inevitably will spiral into shit-talking Ralph.

PPP, when you do go on Nick's stream, please at least have your proof or whatever ready. Nick's gonna ask for receipts on whatever you say, even if it is obvious, which is good because it's a chance to sway everyone watching over.

 

[Yaito-Chan]

Because ralphs awake now

I think this is most interesting part considering he posted it around 6:30am. He must really be sober or the stress is getting to him.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

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pfffhahahahaa

ARE YOU READY FOR TOTAL WAR?

Nick should bring on Null as well just for the dick in mouth comment alone. The Gunt is besieged on all sides and the castle walls of the killstream are crumbling around him.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Ralph will never see the kid in prison.

He'll be a repeat felon and absent father? Nigger Ralph.

 

[Cromagnon]

Is this the first confirmation we have of Faith being pregnant?

It's like gunt mitosis.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

If the Vickers did turn over anything incriminating, whether or not they back off, Ralph might still be going to jail.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

Imagine Rackets hosting a stream in the not too distant future and bringing in Ralph to have a friendly chat....

And in the same way he stitched up Tonka prior to Knoxville he starts pulling in Gunty's enemies one by one to humiliate him

It might even eclipse the 'YOU GONNA HOLLER OVER ME!' clip...

A man can dream

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

If the Vickers did turn over anything incriminating, whether or not they back off, Ralph might still be going to jail.

i hope so but i have my doubts. everytime i think hes finally done did it; he manages to slip out of any real consequence. on the plus side hes gotta be hemorrhaging money.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

This post could be very autistic (and definitely late) but I didn't know the prestigious Ralph Retort had an official comic strip. It's absolutely nothing of value but I haven't seen it being discussed here. The most notable thing is that Ethan's self insert "befriends" an edgy child

Spoiler: LONG LIST OF COMICS

Episode 1: https://archive.md/Vqq4o

Episode 2: https://archive.md/kSnF0 (a little extra, here's the article where he talks about his weight loss)

Episode 3: https://archive.md/DZS3J

Episode 4: https://archive.md/M1Vyy

Episode 5 and 6: https://archive.md/qNg91



Episode 9: https://archive.md/McD4i


Episodes 10 and 11: https://archive.md/Pkr1l



Episodes 12 and 13: https://archive.md/1t35d



Episode 14: https://archive.md/5gVqm


Episodes 15 and 16: https://archive.md/RJZ87



Episode 17: https://archive.md/rj1nO


Episode 18: https://archive.vn/kvsP9


I'm gonna stop for now because 1) I'm losing my mind 2) The episodes jump to number 27

Highlights:


All in all this is for the Gunt what Moonwalker was for Michael Jackson: a truly terrible product of its time that in hindsight is legitimately terrifying.

Spoiler: THE RALPH TROONOUT

https://archive.vn/IgTTb

 

[Hüftpriester]

Has the Ralphamale confirmed whether or not the pregnancy is true yet? Imagine the news of your first child being revealed by a text to his in-laws, informing them they will never meet him. What a miserable life you have made for yourself @theralph you are scum from the bottom of the barrel.

I think it’s entirely possible all of this is bullshit and was meant to distract us from the absolutely grotesque rash on his face last night.