vlog | plus size hot topic haul, beckys first tattoo, & doing my nails - 9/11/2020

[Mo Rutherford]

I bet y'all a pallet of orange chicken they didn't tip that tattoo artist.

 

[marjoram]

Well, that's Al's work week finished. Phew, that was rough, gorl deserves a nice relaxing weekend full of eating and shopping....oh, wait.

 

[lymphadainty]

That linework is janky, but I kinda dig the shading. It is definitely a no more than $50 tattoo, though.


YIKES.

 

[It's HK-47]

Here’s the tattoo:
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What a fantastic idea for a tattoo that absolutely no one would ever Photoshop for any reason whatsoever.

 

[ChuckyChuck12]

Bear with me, I’m going full, supernova sped right now:

I used a comparison shot between ALR (5’3’’) and Necky to estimate Necky’s height to be an inch or so taller at 5’4.’’ Then, I used the following photo of another woman of the same height weighing 250 elbees to get Necky’s estimated weight of 250.

Then, using the Gehan and George Body Surface Area (BSA) Formula (BSA=0.0235 x Weight(kg)0.51456 x Height (cm)0.42246) I was able to calculate Necky’s surface area to be 3,570 in^2.

Then, using the formula for the area of an ellipse, (S=abπ) I found Necky’s ugly tattoo surface area (UTA) at 9.4 in ^2. Which leaves 3560.6 in^2 of free space for more ugly tattoos. This remaining BSA can be converted into a square area of approximately 60x60 (if you peel her skin off and lay it flat). Cost estimation of tattooing this entire area (which will surely happen in the months to come) is 21,600 USD plus tip.
I suggest aGoFundMe for meeting this noble goal. Come on, guys. Let’s see where this can go!

 

[Lolcowhater]

There is a lot of 'human' in that thumbnail. Good to see beetus hands have some fancy fake nails to complete the look.

 

[hourglass figure]

She mentions the “J” word, but “doesn’t want to talk about it... why the hell bring it up then because people are going to talk about something even if she says she knows.. and how hard would it be to like quickly say “I’m going to talk to the doctor about it”. Too much for her I guess. Maybe she will just avoid it like it doesn’t exist.

She mentioned it like that because she wants to paywall it behind patreon and she is trying to stir up interest so people will join.

 

[Thumb Butler]

That linework is janky, but I kinda dig the shading. It is definitely a no more than $50 tattoo, though.


YIKES.
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Popeye for Halloween 2020.

 

[stuffandthings]

It's not an awesome tattoo. But as a gas station attendant I've seen so so so much worse. For redneck white trash memorial work, it's a Frikkin Rembrant. I wonder how it'll age? I would advise anyone who isn't going to be a cave dweller for their entire lives not to get anything too brightly colored or finely detailed on their arms, it won't age as well as something simpler.

 

[Single_Sock]

I know its nitpicking but the fact that she didn't file the raw edges off the end of the faux nails is driving me crazy. She could have filed them to make them fit better on her natural nail. Peak lazylynn

Eta: I love how she has treats for twinkie but nothing for rarity. Poor cat

 

[ADHD]

I bet y'all a pallet of orange chicken they didn't tip that tattoo artist.

And judging on how it looks, the artist knew that would be the case ahead of time.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I know its nitpicking but the fact that she didn't file the raw edges off the end of the faux nails is driving me crazy. She could have filed them to make them fit better on her natural nail. Peak lazylynn

I guess that, now, with those massive fingernails, she won't be able to do some cleaning or other physical tasks for fear of breaking any of the nails.

 

[kiwirevolving]

So, not only she couldn't be bothered to be there for Becky who was getting her first tattoo

She couldn't be bothered to be there for Becky who was getting a tattoo for her mom

But remember, Amber is currently in a happy and healthy relationship according to her.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Oh boy, now Amberlynn has fake acrylic nails to look super dainty and cute. Totally not going to use this as another excuse to not do any cleaning, thus making her thumblr do all the work.

Who else thinks that while Becky went to get her tattoo done, Amberlynn was sitting at home putting on fake nails cuz that is so much more important than being there for your significant other.

 

[Red Mask]

Here’s the tattoo:
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/r/badtattoos and no, not because it’s Becky. Looks like a mutant sunflower. Blegh.

 

[Chorton]

Only our gorl could be “I am confusion”, about putting on some press on nails.

 

[Casta Spersions]

Well, to nobody surprise it's yet another haul. That "guest bedroom" is going to be turned into a storage area soon.

Edit: How is she going to wipe her ass with those claws on her hand?

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Hold up. You think she can wipe her own ass without the nails?

 

[MeowMixMeowMix]

She mentioned it like that because she wants to paywall it behind patreon and she is trying to stir up interest so people will join.

Was just coming here to comment the same thing. She’s using her health issues as bait to lure people over to this stupid Patreon she is setting up. She would have never mentioned her skin color before even in the god awful Dehydrated Urine Yellow dining room she used to film in at the old house. She would just blame the lighting and would have here too but now she has Patreon memberships to plug. I can’t believe after having a legitimate big health scare that she would use her health and “possible scary health issues” to get people to pay her 2 bucks a month.... UGH!!!

Also, is her shirt/dress/trash bag with the heart cutout on backwards? The buttons above it under her multiple chins look like something that would be behind ur neck....

 

[PiggyPie]

I, for one, anxiously await the Gothic Lolita phase that is surely approaching.

 

[Naidyonov]

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I can't be the only one, Right?