Interests Chris watches PBS Special with Barb, reminisces about Bob on Memorial Day

[Wizzrobe]

He noticed we noticed he hasn't talked about Barb in a while. Someone should have Ruckersville PD do a wellness check. RIP Barb.

I think Barb was consumed by the hoard tbh

 

[APerson]

The autism readings are surprisingly low on this post.

Yeah; only one Awkward mid-sentence capitalization. And it does feel like he's trying to honor Bob in the best way he can.

 

[cahoots]

Kim Il-Sung would have thought differently about being a troll and starting the Korean War if our (wo)man Christine was there to talk some sense into him.

He's also thanking North Korean soldiers in this post as much as American soldiers.

 

[wheat pasta]

It's nice that he still thinks about his father and respects his memory. Nothing to see here, folks.. just a mildly thoughtful post.

 

[RP 520]

Yeah; only one Awkward mid-sentence capitalization. And it does feel like he's trying to honor Bob in the best way he can.

Chris, in his own way, is at least trying at something for once. That's good enough I think. It shows that under all that childish ignoranceand bitterness that he actually cares about some people.

 

[Random_Hero]

If he's trying to court the SJW tumblr faggots, he's doing it wrong by not calling Chris Kyle a "mass murderer" cisheteropatriarch oppressor killer of the innocent.

But yeah, it's actually nice he thinks about his dad still.

 

[Marvin]

If he's trying to court the SJW tumblr faggots, he's doing it wrong by not calling Chris Kyle a "mass murderer" cisheteropatriarch oppressor killer of the innocent.

Whoa dude, where do you get your weed? Because that sounds like dank shit!!

 

[Apocalypso]

For once, I actually think I feel for Chris.

 

[Random_Hero]

Whoa dude, where do you get your weed? Because that sounds like dank shit!!

It was verbatim Tumblrista language.

And weed is for poor people. Adults do bath salts.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

It's sometimes easy to think of Chris as some kind of alien being who descended to Earth to bring Lulz to the masses, but deep down, he's still a human person... of sorts.

I'd like to think there's an internal Chris that does think and feel like the rest of us, a Chris who is secretly horrified by what he has become... but if that's the case, it's probably mostly suppressed by the part of him that messes with him by telling him to do the dumbest thing in any given situation, like his own personal self-troll.

 

[Healthy_McWrap]

I am surprised that he keeps up with holidays like memorial day but hasn't wrote a post about the Irish same-sex marriage win, considering his need to support his lesbian sisters and all.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

On rare occasions Chris says something that sounds thoughtful and touching

Chimps can learn to smoke cigarettes, and they'll look cool, doesn't mean they know what they're doing.

If Chris took up smoking, a chimp would still look cooler.

 

[Stoned Age]

I'm surprised, he didn't act like Chris, he acted like a regular person.

 

[cahoots]

I am surprised that he keeps up with holidays like memorial day

He only knows its Memorial Day because he won't have to go into work tomorrow. National holiday.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

He only knows its Memorial Day because he won't have to go into work tomorrow. National holiday.

...Work? Chris?

 

[qld]

He only knows its Memorial Day because he won't have to go into work tomorrow. National holiday.

He'll still be waiting for the mail to run till it's four hours late, once he figures it out he'll be on FB letting everyone know it's caused his eBay orders to be delayed up to a month.

 

[SOINCHU]

This is one of the most cogent things Chris has ever written.

If this is really true...that is a seriously depressing statement on Chris's communication skills.

 

[captkrisma]

Kim Il-Sung would have thought differently about being a troll and starting the Korean War if our (wo)man Christine was there to talk some sense into him.

He's also thanking North Korean soldiers in this post as much as American soldiers.

That's what got to me: Chris knows absolutely nothing about the Korean War past his father serving there. Having studied DPRK for 12 years, I can safely say that Kim Il Sung's actions meant a little more than "him doing what he thought was right".

I'd like to see Chris' idea of Korean Unification now though, TBH....shit would be hilarious.

 

[Mick92]

"...there's never any worse damage done than by people who Thought they were doing the right thing."

Oh Chris, this quote say as much about yourself as it does about any war or conflict ever.

 

[Big Nasty]

Well, If I remember correctly, Bob didn't actually serve in the Korean war, he served in the occupation forces that were in Korea after the Japanese surrender.