🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Eddy G.]

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I have come here to bury the gunt, not to praise him. The evil that men do is remembered after their deaths, but the worse is often buried with them. ...

This is actually what Ralph believes is happening.
"Theyre all snakes! They're all alogs!"

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Concerning the Judas Moon Chillstream edit.
Kax removed 19 minutes and 8 seconds.
The streams are identical until 7:40 which is when the first cut happens as Ralph starts to talk about Vordrak. And it's not a good cut, it's midword.
I believe @Squire of Gothos got the cut point up above, but here is the part removed:

Judas Moon Cut 1.mp4
What's a matter Ralph? Afraid of Vordrak or are you now working with him so you had Kaz cut out your shit talking?

I find it very interesting how much Ralph obsesses about Josh. One wonders if he makes Faith tell him that he's "bigger than Moon" while she's doing her time in the mines to earn an hour on the PS4? What man obsesses this hard about another man's dick unless he wanted it, gayest shit I've ever seen.

 

[mastercthulhu]

HOLY FUK IM CAUGHT UP LETS FUKING GOOOOOOOOO we need the ppl's champ to cum in and lay the dethblow

 

[Had]

soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ZVhHyPVkI&feature=youtu.be

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

If there's a female lurker or commentor on this site, how would you like to sing the newest Gnut parody,

Swallowing up that Pill (A deal with Godwinson) parody of Running up that Hill.

It'll make you VERY well known online.

Tempting. I do love me some Kate Bush.

Gonna do my usual write-up whenever Ralph decides to haul his ass online.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Here's a little jingle to be the rallying cry for
#Faithgohome. Just a little something something.

Maid of Guntsville (Parodied by Maid of Orleans Joan of Arc)

If faith vickers had a heart
Would she come back, to her parents
We plead to you leave the gunt
And get help, for the love of God.
You need to stop being a bitch
Or else, you'll be in a ditch
You lie so much, and for what
To be, with the Gunt.

Spoiler: Song source

Source since some of you guys might not know OMD.

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

I'm a Capitalist. We never asked anyone not make money talking to us

 

[Captain Manning]

I find it very interesting how much Ralph obsesses about Josh.

His true obsession is likely us, the unwashed masses of the Farms. We who hurt his feelings so. Josh is the literal face of KF, so he gets the brunt of it. Josh doesn't like Ralph, but he's a kitten compared to a lot of the stuff you'll see in this thread.

Similarly, Dick wants certain people banned from the Farms, and hasn't been happy that Josh won't do it (mostly). There were some real autistic idiots posting here during the PPP sperg-out, but Dick's beef is with any criticism.

What man obsesses this hard about another man's dick unless he wanted it, gayest shit I've ever seen.

He's not even technically right about Josh's dick.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ZVhHyPVkI&feature=youtu.be

LOL Dispatch. A name I haven't thought about since he called that dinner in guntsville and told the black waitress andy was a KKK member or something to that effect.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

I don't think the revenge porn will go anywhere on its own with our currently known information.

Maybe the vickers found an argument about the revenge porn in her message history, though. If Faith was screaming at him in dm's, for example, then her "I'm fine with it" angle goes up in smoke.

I have been stewing on my own schizo theory, and let's just say that if any of you downloaded or reposted the sex tape anywhere, I hope you used a reliable VPN.

 

[Mulp]

If there's a female lurker or commentor on this site, how would you like to sing the newest Gnut parody,

Swallowing up that Pill (A deal with Godwinson) parody of Running up that Hill.

It'll make you VERY well known online.

I would if I could sing

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I would if I could sing XD

It's funnier if you can't

 

[Crystal Golem]

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I would if I could sing XD

Make it ear rapey as possible.

It's funnier if you can't

Tempting. I do love me some Kate Bush.

Gonna do my usual write-up whenever Ralph decides to haul his ass online.

She's pretty good, Cloudbusting would be interesting to try.

 

[Captain Manning]

I have been stewing on my own schizo theory, and let's just say that if any of you downloaded or reposted the sex tape anywhere, I hope you used a reliable VPN.

I watched approximately 10 seconds of it, streamed from here, before I started to feel physically ill and aborted that particular retort.

I basically am taking everybody at their word that it's more and more disgusting as it continues. And I have little reason to doubt such an assessment.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I have been stewing on my own schizo theory, and let's just say that if any of you downloaded or reposted the sex tape anywhere, I hope you used a reliable VPN.

Nick did said something about people who posted the tape here is liable to be sued by the gunt.

 

[FM Bradley]

I have been stewing on my own schizo theory, and let's just say that if any of you downloaded or reposted the sex tape anywhere, I hope you used a reliable VPN.

Mr. V would have been handling this a lot quieter if that were the case.

I would HOPE.

 

[Vetti]

Nick did said something about people who posted the tape here is liable to be sued by the gunt.

This is a Nick take though so I'll just assume the opposite is true.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick did said something about people who posted the tape here is liable to be sued by the gunt.

I don't think the risk here is of civil liability, but the suggestion of something worse.

And the Gunt ain't gonna do shit. I dunno if Nick is claiming you could be theoretically liable to be sued (you can be subject to suit for just about anything, really), or if he's suggesting the Gunt absolutely will sue. If it's the later, I call bullshit.

Either way, the video probably shouldn't be downloaded. If for no other reason than most storage devices don't mix well with the need to apply Lysol.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Nick did said something about people who posted the tape here is liable to be sued by the gunt.

Lmao that would mean he has the money for lawsuits. And with a wedding and baby gunt on the way? Pressing X

And Gunt instantly double audiod, fuckin idiot.

Edit: Ralph take that fucking Bullet Club shirt off, I know you bought it at hot topic you fucking basic bitch. 500 Yen you dont even keep up with NJPW.