🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[The Bovinian Derivative]

I have no doubt that this is the real Mr. Vickers but he talks exactly like fucking Mundane Matt. The exact same style of speaking and tics and general humor. I guess it's because they're both smug nerdy white guys?

I thought it's Mundane Matt too but it's too free flowing to be a reading especially after an hour.

 

[John McAfee]

Reminder for anyone commenting on echo/accents:

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Godwinson probably sent them the questions, had them respond via email or DM, and then Turk and whoever the chick is read the voices and do some improv to spice things up.

All part of the show, just kick back and have fun.

For those who missed this.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

For those who missed this.

I'm so torn. My optimism wants to believe this is real that I'm not sure whats my bias and whats real. Right now I'm just going to assume it is them.

 

[Circumspicious]

Raw emotion, a great performance from whoever's playing Mrs. Vickers.

My heart goes out to the real Mrs. Vickers.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Has a history of suicide bluff...oof.

 

[Garth]

I'm so torn. My optimism wants to believe this is real that I'm not sure whats my bias and whats real. Right now I'm just going to assume it is them.

This is real. A lot of little details such as Mr. Vickers comparing Faiths grip on her phone to his "old man" who was, "sort of famous for passing out with a Budweiser in his hand. He always marveled at how he never dropped it." Off the cuff anecdotes like that have convinced me.

 

[Gold Train]

I thought it's Mundane Matt too but it's too free flowing to be a reading especially after an hour.

The tone and sound of the voice doesn't sound at all like Jarbo to me but the format is spot on. Like somebody doing an impression of Matt.

 

[John McAfee]

Im more inclined to believe it, and assume they sewed the doubt so it can't hold up in any legal proceedings Ralph would counter with,

 

[Fake News Anchor]

They're real. Nonbelievers will be burned at the stake.

 

[Vetti]

I have no doubt that this is the real Mr. Vickers but he talks exactly like fucking Mundane Matt. The exact same style of speaking and tics and general humor. I guess it's because they're both smug nerdy white guys?

The man wears an Atari shirt. He's definitely a west coast white nerd akin to Matt.

 

[Freeman]

So Faith had online therapy, could it be that Betterhelp is involved? Believe in the bees.

 

[MeltyTW]

holy shit ethan doesnt have insurance and is openly talking about stiffing hospitals? @theralph what kind of family planning with your mentally ill clandestine smuggled via digipedo fresh hs graduate is this? fucking kys seriously you blight upon even this deranged and sinful world

 

[Circumspicious]

The words are real, straight from the Vickers', the performance is not. If they were the real Mr. and Mrs. Vickers, they would be speaking from the same mic. They would both be echoing, they would both be cutting out.

This is a work of art. There's real content here.

 

[Vetti]

The words are real, straight from the Vickers', the performance is not. If they were the real Mr. and Mrs. Vickers, they would be speaking from the same mic. They would both be echoing, they would both be cutting out.

This is a work of art. There's real content here.

It isn't unreasonable to assume Vickers is doing this from a work laptop in another room or something similar.

 

[Sam Losco]

If they were the real Mr. and Mrs. Vickers, they would be speaking from the same mic. They would both be echoing, they would both be cutting out.

That's a shit assumption to make. No reason they couldn't be using different computers. Mrs could even be using a phone.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

She stiff her own granny? I think the gunt and faith are made for each other.

 

[John McAfee]

Somewhere, ER is drunk, seething in a hotel room.

 

[Garth]

The words are real, straight from the Vickers', the performance is not. If they were the real Mr. and Mrs. Vickers, they would be speaking from the same mic. They would both be echoing, they would both be cutting out.

This is a work of art. There's real content here.

Their television just turned on while Mrs. Vickers was speaking and Mr. Vickers had to turn it off. This is real.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Somewhere, ER is drunk, seething in a hotel room.

And at the end of the day that's what really matters.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Somewhere, ER is drunk, seething in a hotel room.

Screaming

"ITS NAWWWWTTTT TRUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!?!!?!?!??!!??!!!!!????!!"