🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[High Tea]

lol ralph said he made 500 dollars, but his lemon total is 25,180, times .012 the value of a lemon you get 302.16, divide that by 4 and you get 75.54. now take that away from 302.16 and you get 226.62 dollars only. lmfao no where near 500

oh its .41 now but fuck it still near there

And I'm sure he's probably paying taxes on that and paying Gator and all. Or so we've heard.

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

lol ralph said he made 500 dollars, but his lemon total is 25,180, times .012 the value of a lemon you get 302.16, divide that by 4 and you get 75.54. now take that away from 302.16 and you get 226.62 dollars only. lmfao no where near 500

oh its .41 now but fuck it still near there

Now factor in taxes and health insurance for fai fai and gunt jr.

Just kidding, of course.

 

[Cow Poly]

Apparently... the stream link “leaked” just like the sex tape...

It “leaked” due a problem with the OBS layout.

Nothing is ever Ethan Ralph’s fault guys.

 

[Mulp]

Ralph, we don't even have to abort you. You do it yourself. We are just watching and enjoying the ride. Just because you make money doesn't mean you amount to anything. You live in a crack shack with your mother and methhead bride. You can barely run your show correctly. Your guests are cringe. You are as transparent as glass even though you are as fat as a whale. If Jim came back and started dunking on you, you would lose everything. I know you fear that, you bitchmade nigga.

 

[Immortal Technique]

The Gunt exhibits the same behavior all the other cows do: they think we want to "abort" them. Ethan doesn't realize he is nothing more than a zoo animal we all come to visit and laugh at. Nobody wants the zoo to close. We want to see the monkey dance so we can point and laugh at; keep dancing Gunt.

 

[Cow Poly]

Now factor in taxes and health insurance for fai fai and gunt jr.

Just kidding, of course.

Don’t forget Gator’s cut which is probably 20 percent. So we are down to about $180. Minus vidya and meth for faith minus paper plates minus sandwich materials minus what you said and we are down to about -$25.

Nice haul Rad Roberts. This doesn’t include the legal fees when the discord leaks reveal that you were grooming faith since she was less than 18.

 

[buying gf]

Sounds like Bibble smartly got out of this

he's got that black people spidey sense about situations you don't want to be in

 

[Postal Pippa]

Ralph, we don't even have to abort you. You do it yourself. We are just watching and enjoying the ride. Just because you make money doesn't mean you amount to anything. You live in a crack shack with your mother and methhead bride. You can barely run your show correctly. Your guests are cringe. You are as transparent as glass even though you are as fat as a whale. If Jim came back and started dunking on you, you would lose everything. I know you fear that, you bitchmade nigga.
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BITCHMAAAADE

Man thats a fucking throwback, honestly I never would have thought looking back that Ethan now looks worse then CPR, Cokeski, Jeff Holiday, Baked Alaska, Tonka, Failure, Based Mama, Jarbo, Kraut, Cog, Dame and even Zoom.
Think about that Ethan, since I know youre reading this, how does it feel fella? That you have to proclaim how youre so much better then the rest of us? Do you not have enough confidence in yourself as a man? And you think youre fit to be a father? Nah, you just want it cause you think you have real money. Keep makin it, cause itll never be enough to provide a stable life for your child bride and meth baby. And Mulp makes a damn good point, if Jimbo wasnt dying of cancer and made a video on you, even if only on bitchute, it would end your entire "career". Id say learn to code, but thats for people that actually have a chance of be gainfully employed and actually want to be a productive member of society.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Ok, now that the stream is over, it's time to analyse those tabs he showed us. I count a total of:

21 Twitter tabs.

5 YouTube tabs.

4 Google tabs.

2 Vice tabs.

1 Amazon tab.

1 Wikipedia tab.

1 Kiwi Farms tab ( ).

1 Discord tab.

1 Gmail tab.

1 Parler tab.

1 The Verge tab.

1 New tab.
These I have no idea, need help to identify:

Edit: Corrections made thanks to helpful Kiwis.

 

[Had]

1 Twitch tab?

discord

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Ok, now that the stream is over, it's time to analyse those tabs he showed us. I count a total of:

21 Twitter tabs.
5 YouTube tabs.
4 Google tabs.
1 Amazon tab.
1 Wikipedia tab.
1 Kiwi Farms tab ( ).
1 Twitch tab?Wyświetl załącznik 1570986
1 Email tab?Wyświetl załącznik 1570987
These I have no idea, need help to identify: Wyświetl załącznik 1570978Wyświetl załącznik 1570981Wyświetl załącznik 1570983Wyświetl załącznik 1570984Wyświetl załącznik 1570985

i think the thing you think is twitch is discord, good job btw, you're doing the work of Allah(SWT)

 

[Postal Pippa]

Ok, now that the stream is over, it's time to analyse those tabs he showed us. I count a total of:

21 Twitter tabs.
5 YouTube tabs.
4 Google tabs.
1 Amazon tab.
1 Wikipedia tab.
1 Kiwi Farms tab ( ).
1 Twitch tab?Wyświetl załącznik 1570986
1 Email tab?Wyświetl załącznik 1570987
These I have no idea, need help to identify: Wyświetl załącznik 1570978Wyświetl załącznik 1570981Wyświetl załącznik 1570983Wyświetl załącznik 1570984Wyświetl załącznik 1570985

That twitch is Discord, Email is Gmail. The 4th one looks like the Rebel Emblem from Star Wars. Second looks like FX the cable channel

 

[buying gf]

Ok, now that the stream is over, it's time to analyse those tabs he showed us. I count a total of:

21 Twitter tabs.
5 YouTube tabs.
4 Google tabs.
1 Amazon tab.
1 Wikipedia tab.
1 Kiwi Farms tab ( ).
1 Twitch tab?Wyświetl załącznik 1570986
1 Email tab?Wyświetl załącznik 1570987
These I have no idea, need help to identify: Wyświetl załącznik 1570978Wyświetl załącznik 1570981Wyświetl załącznik 1570983Wyświetl załącznik 1570984Wyświetl załącznik 1570985

That email tab is gmail I believe. Of the unidentified ones, I think the fourth one is something to do with quake?

 

[Mulp]

Ok, now that the stream is over, it's time to analyse those tabs he showed us. I count a total of:

21 Twitter tabs.
5 YouTube tabs.
4 Google tabs.
1 Amazon tab.
1 Wikipedia tab.
1 Kiwi Farms tab ( ).
1 Twitch tab?Wyświetl załącznik 1570986
1 Email tab?Wyświetl załącznik 1570987
These I have no idea, need help to identify: Wyświetl załącznik 1570978Wyświetl załącznik 1570981Wyświetl załącznik 1570983Wyświetl załącznik 1570984Wyświetl załącznik 1570985

I think the p might be pintrest

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Ok, now that the stream is over, it's time to analyse those tabs he showed us. I count a total of:

21 Twitter tabs.
5 YouTube tabs.
4 Google tabs.
1 Amazon tab.
1 Wikipedia tab.
1 Kiwi Farms tab ( ).
1 Twitch tab?Wyświetl załącznik 1570986
1 Email tab?Wyświetl załącznik 1570987
These I have no idea, need help to identify: Wyświetl załącznik 1570978Wyświetl załącznik 1570981Wyświetl załącznik 1570983Wyświetl załącznik 1570984Wyświetl załącznik 1570985

The twitch one is actually discord, and the email one is gmail. The second to last one in the unknown kinda looks like a star wars symbol, but its not the MMO symbol.
Edit; that middle is this but upside down

Ralph noooooo!

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

I think the p might be pintrest

Pinterest, huh? Keep those chicken salad sandies LA authentico, Ralph.

 

[GearProject20]

Ok, now that the stream is over, it's time to analyse those tabs he showed us. I count a total of:

21 Twitter tabs.
5 YouTube tabs.
4 Google tabs.
1 Amazon tab.
1 Wikipedia tab.
1 Kiwi Farms tab ( ).
1 Discord tab.
1 Gmail tab.
These I have no idea, need help to identify: Wyświetl załącznik 1570978Wyświetl załącznik 1570981Wyświetl załącznik 1570983Wyświetl załącznik 1570984Wyświetl załącznik 1570985

Edit: Corrections made thanks to helpful Kiwis.

The Red P is Parler

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I think the p might be pintrest

Nah, Pinterest shows as this for me:

Good guess though, it is similar. Appreciate all your input!

 

[Benzo Samurai]

insane that he has 21 twitter tabs. for what possible purpose? a socknet to upvote himself? 21 dm-convos open at once so that he doesn't have to click the notification symbols or some shit? does he really camp 21 places on twitter at once? the guy is fucking insane.

 

[Curious Addie]

Ok, now that the stream is over, it's time to analyse those tabs he showed us. I count a total of:

21 Twitter tabs.
5 YouTube tabs.
4 Google tabs.
1 Amazon tab.
1 Wikipedia tab.
1 Kiwi Farms tab ( ).
1 Discord tab.
1 Gmail tab.
1 Parler tab.
These I have no idea, need help to identify: Wyświetl załącznik 1570978Wyświetl załącznik 1570981Wyświetl załącznik 1570983Wyświetl załącznik 1570984

Edit: Corrections made thanks to helpful Kiwis.

The black one is vice.com