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You don't seem very happy... Just saying
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Exhibit A
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This is not going to end well
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You should really take this advice
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Well at least they finally caught on lol
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Whoever this Novapaws dude is seems like just as big of an idiot as the cow he's defending
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Continuously stirring the pot is only going to get you more shit
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I'd tell these idiots to stop feeding the trolls, but this is just too much fun.

Not that they would listen, anyway. If they read us telling them to stop feeding the trolls, I'm pretty sure they'd go to their nearest Whole Foods and pick up the most expensive pack of organic troll feed they could find.

It's probably running on the single most potato-grade server with no High Availability load balancer for failover.
So... another thing that makes it exactly the same as FA, then. At this point being an unstable mess is probably just tradition for furry sites.
 

https://twitter.com/FoxWithGuitar/status/1301293092360904706 [Archive]

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I'm not even trying. If I were, I'd be writing a thread. Everyone here knows how those turn out typically.

Unless they fucked a dog or a kid, I'm not all that interested.
You know, given these idiots are fueled by spite I wouldn't be surprised if some of them started airing out some of the skeletons in their closets just to dare us. That would be funny.

Regardless, do we tell them that the more they say they don't care and the more they say we're not getting to them, the more desperate and pathetic they look? They must know, right? Right?
 
You know, given these idiots are fueled by spite I wouldn't be surprised if some of them started airing out some of the skeletons in their closets just to dare us. That would be funny.

Regardless, do we tell them that the more they say they don't care and the more they say we're not getting to them, the more desperate and pathetic they look? They must know, right? Right?
Wrong but I like your optimism
 
Long hair won't fix the manly jaw

S/he's still reading the thread and now we're at the point where we're just having a live chat over proxy. Make more posts so you can convince your followers how you avoid drama, love
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Regardless, do we tell them that the more they say they don't care and the more they say we're not getting to them, the more desperate and pathetic they look? They must know, right? Right?
They got plenty of visible evidence of this yet do so anyways, I don't think they care. They just love attention, positive or negative. Just more for to look over and enjoy so why bother telling them anyways.

Long hair won't fix the manly jaw

S/he's still reading the thread and now we're at the point where we're just having a live chat over proxy. Make more posts so you can convince your followers how you avoid drama, love
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Fun fact: if you have to state something of your own volition instead of it being implied, that means it's not true. Which means pic related:

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Honey, let me tell you exactly how this is going to play out:

>you’re going to keep thinking you’re “sticking it to the haters” by having a proxy slap fight with the New Zealand Department of Agriculture and spreading what we say to the world.

>We’re going to continue to laugh at your exceptional behavior because people like you are what these forums exist to catalogue and we’re going to keep logging and talking about you because we know you’re reading it and you’re going to react in hilarious ways.

>You’re going to let something you don’t want people to know slip or it’s going to get dug up because we run off Crystal Autism here and somebody is going to take the time to dig up the life story of your entire bloodline.

> All your dirty laundry is going to get put on blast and all the little skeletons in your closet will catch up to you and you won’t be prepared to face them.

>Us good little kiwis follow a “no gayops” rule, but observers who lurk here won’t, do you’re going to end up with a bunch of orbiters who will follow you around giving you grief and making your life hell, using all the shit you let end up here to torment you.

>You’re going to have a meltdown sometime in the future and try to run, but you can‘t escape because the internet never forgets.

>Then you’re going to limp back and pretend we don’t exist and try to salvage what you can. And you’ll do nothing of note and fade in to obscurity, up until the occasional random boost in activity when somebody comes across your name here or on your own thread, and you’ll have a juicy panic attack that will get logged until the miserable cycles continues indefinitely.

You are neither the first, nor the last. And this is generally how every fucking one of these slapfights play out, so please fucking continue, because I love it when cows try this shit. It’s so enjoyable to watch.
 
>Us good little kiwis follow a “no gayops” rule, but observers who lurk here won’t, do you’re going to end up with a bunch of orbiters who will follow you around giving you grief and making your life hell, using all the shit you let end up here to torment you.
That's where half the content for most threads come from - including Gabe's thread which I'm about to post an update to. We wouldn't know half the shit that's in that thread if a group of furries from both the West AND East coast furries hadn't reached out to me or a few other users on the Farms over DMs.

The Furry Community runs off gossip. Everybody talks about everybody behind everyone's backs. No one is safe.
 
The FLO feral policy is flat out pants on head retarded because it won't do a thing to keep zoophiles away from their site, especially if fantasy ferals are still allowed anyway. The only difference between feral and the 'acceptable' furry grade is the shape of the torso. That's literally it. The last thing on a dogmongler's mind is "oh look at the torso of this german shepherd" because they already have their eyes on the thing that gets the most attention in all furry porn.

They would never, ever, do it, but the outcry of banning animal-shaped dong would be so immense that everyone involved would be running laps in the mental gymnasium to simultaneously blast zoophiles and defend their own obsession with exotic genitalia.
 
The new ACAB overlords of FLO have made their statement regarding "Feral" NSFW Art.

https://furrylife.online/forums/topic/2112-nsfw-feral-policy/ ( https://archive.vn/XJztn )

TL;DR
  • No, you can't fuck Simba or Balto. They aren't "transformative" enough.
  • No mention of the "harkness test".
  • "Adult" MLP Characters are OK to bang/post (even though they're horses.)
  • Dinosaurs are ok to bang, cuz they extinct n' shit.
  • Pokemon, Digimon, and other IPs are also OK to bang/post for fake creatures with unique lore.
  • Only existing animals are banned from the NSFW category it seems. (Wonder if extinct mammalian species are banned, hahaha.)

I can't wait to see how many "dire wolves" named Zalto and "sabertooth tigers" called Jimba conveniently pop up in the furry community after this.
 
I would love to see how far a fully SFW furry website would go.

Don't take me wrong, we all know it would flop harder than a rock-paper-scissors tournament at a leper colony. But I can't help but imagine what kind of drama we'd see in a place where furries would have to stow their dicks for a moment and try to draw attention and interact with one another with more than just porn and cringy "erotic" roleplay.
 
I would love to see how far a fully SFW furry website would go.

Don't take me wrong, we all know it would flop harder than a rock-paper-scissors tournament at a leper colony. But I can't help but imagine what kind of drama we'd see in a place where furries would have to stow their dicks for a moment and try to draw attention and interact with one another with more than just porn and cringy "erotic" roleplay.
I mean we already sort of saw that with the exodus's from Sheezy to DA to FA to Inkbunny. There might be some furries who are interested in having conversations that aren't centered around red rockets and how to clean dried jizz out of faux fur but these people are few and far between, and building an entire website for SFW content interaction is a massive upheaval for something that maybe ten people are going to engage with unironically.

Most social media and website pundits do not want to segregate their userbase much anymore into specific categories or even age groups (despite it being a legal necessity) for the simplicity of ease of access. Most furries use FA as a primary social networking site on top of it being a media site for the simple fact that every furry on the fucking planet aside from lolifurs who fled to Inkbunny and/or people who FA staff have pissed off personally happen to have an account there.

It's the same reason why DA is still going strong despite decades of mismanagement and fetish content on the front page; because even if you hate it, there have been millions of artists posting on it, most of whom still have an account if only to follow other artists while keeping their own art off-site. I'm already seeing people who stormed off during the whole Eclipse disaster come crawling back with their tails between their legs because "all my friends are here".
 
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