🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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"Maybe I'll seek out more foods that make my taste buds go, 'what?'" "I'm not good at describing flavors."

But she's a foodie, you guys

Also, she's never really one to clean bones...
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From two recent wing binges
I am an autist. I know.
 
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Watching her brain misfire while trying to come up with basic descriptors for the pickles was hilarious, she couldn't even finish the last word of her sentence before shoving in another strawberry cheesecake pickle. It's obvious she's trying twice as hard to be descriptive since everyone's been pointing out her inability to do so. Chin up Chinny, it's a low IQ struggle, we understand. Don't hurt yourself thinking so hard.
 
hungryhippo powiedział(a):
Watching her brain misfire while trying to come up with basic descriptors for the pickles was hilarious, she couldn't even finish the last word of her sentence before shoving in another strawberry cheesecake pickle. It's obvious she's trying twice as hard to be descriptive since everyone's been pointing out her inability to do so. Chin up Chinny, it's a low IQ struggle, we understand. Don't hurt yourself thinking so hard.
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HEY!! Somebody get her one of dem adjuctives tyrranasaurus books, the kinds that tells you different words and such. You can Gaggle it.

Hey Ben, send her one, be a fren
 
This is by far the worst video in recent history. Absolutely abysmal. She spends the entire video talking about how she thinks life is hard for people who have spent the majority of their lives in prison. Hot take, Chantal. She speaks at an incredibly slow pace, even for her. I'm talking barely two sentences a minute. She eats half of a large pizza, three containers of dipping sauce, and an order of wings after taste-testing Travonda's pickles. Watching at 2x was a chore.

She plans on going to the movie theater with Rina in mid-October to see a Candyman remake. She'd better make sure she can fit in the seat before she goes. She's put on quite a bit of weight since the last time she was in a theater.
 
For the past few weeks i've had a creeping suspicion about Foodie Bootie's videos. I kept this theory to myself due to an overwhelming fear of reprisal. Look at the jump cut at 20:40... She cut from her minimally edited video FOR A REASON. Unbeknownst to most viewers, but appallingly apparent to the discerning of eye... THIS BITCH HAS BEEN DOING PANTLESS MUKBANGS. That's right, she is insulting her viewership going sans pantaloons. She's too big to fit into her pants anymore, but continues to shove pizza, burgers, sloppy joes down her gullet in order to taunt us. She is winning, guys. Let that sink in...
 
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Okay, thanks, wasn't sure how LinkedIn worked for updating & YT isn't what's listed as her job so she's probably not even checked there for ages.
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Yeah, it's something you have to manually edit. Bigger companies seem to have networks you have to join though.

I'm thinking she doesn't remember the account info, since we make fun of her account there almost every day.
 
Your Local Neko Girl GF powiedział(a):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4K5tYoeuOOM
Archive (potato quality):
y2mate.com - PIZZA HUT MUKBANG AND TRYING GOURMET PICKLES!_4K5tYoeuOOM_240p.mp4
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She's on a fucking roll. My God. This is unbelievable, even for Chantal. Blood clots, diabetes scare, immobility, walker purchase, hysterectomy, confirmation of reaching 400+ lbs, etc be damned. She's completely fucked in the head and with all of the opportunities she's had to seek help and decided to fuck off with them, she deserves every agonizing self-inflicted ailment she has coming her way.
 
Watching her try to describe the flavors of the pickles she was eating was a trip. *yawn*

She's a foodie, y'all!
 
-she changed things up by opening with the demonic cat voice, oh wait
-her hair is an absolute mess but shes definitely seen comments made about cutting off the top of her head because shes applied fresh grease to her uneven hairline and blessed us with seeing her whole head
-someone sent her those 'gourmet' pickles, if someone sent me cheesecake pickles id consider it a threat
-whoever did it really knows her well bc the first one she tries has ranch and i cant believe she didnt also dip it in ranch
-the flavor is NOT CREAMY shes got to be trolling
-the jalapeno ranch pickle is like a ranch flavored pickle with heat, astonishing
-she hates the cheesecake pickle but immediately takes another bite
-she names all the kinds of pickles she knows which is a lot bc fat
-"it has a flavor" but she cant describe it
-she says "theres like a hint" several times
-"im not good at describing flavors" girl we been knew
-she wants to try all the flavors bc of course she does hint hint audience
-the most prominent flavor of these pickles is pickle
-tropical pickles. thats gotta be koolaid or something right
-"it has a fruity taste" shes such a foodie guys how could you doubt her
-"i wanna eat the whole bag" and she will
-"this is a real treat for me" our dedicated girl doesnt treat herself much of course
-cut to after she gets her pizza and wings
-"i have a lot of sauces here" BECAUSE OF COURSE SHE DOES
-all of her food must be soaking wet to slide down her gullet easier
-shes out of breath from lifting her coldest water bottle
-"im just leaving the bone" id say thats an obvious statement but i could believe she chomps down on chicken bones actually
-the pizza is hot but thats never stopped her before. the top of her mouth must be one big callous by now
-shh tic over the pizza but not the pickles huh
-the chewing noises are ungodly
-hey did you guys know chinny likes true crime? i had NO idea i dont think shes ever said
-shes still dropping food all down her front but shes not gonna let it go to waste just scoop it up and shovel it in
-lmao spoiler tag for a show about crimes that actually happened
-her eyes are gonna get stuck that way if she doesnt stop
-you cant even see her ears unless she turns to the side
-boy she really thinks that unless she cracks those bones open and sucks out the marrow it doesnt count as cleaning the bone huh
-more babbling about some true crime shit i dont care about
-getting out of jail is like time traveling to the future or something
-is her feeling so bad for released murderers some kind of red flag or
-shes trying to be philosophical while dropping ranch down her 'cleavage'
-if she ever took her bra off a cascade of ranch and rotten clumps of food would rain down
-its so hard for murderers to get jobs
-#killerslivesmatter
-she just preformed felattio on a chicken bone youtube should remove this also im suing
-"some people just cant find it in them [to forgive a family members killer]" who fucking knew right
-seriously guys if regular chewing noises make you moti dont even bother with this
-"its easy to play victim" :shit-eating:
-not wanting to be blackmailed into gay sex is homophobic or something
-i hope she finishes the wings quickly bc i cant stand it much longer
-she was totally okay with the killer until he had a motive. what a psycho
-"i really cleaned those bones" already gonna back on her earlier statement
-2 more wings, i dont know if i have the strength
-murders are said cuz people like, die and stuff
-no self awareness at ALL as she talks about how hard it is to get back into society
-why go out into the world and be regular when you can be popular in jail? yaknow?
-thank god, the wings are done.
-"this is a big piece, ill eat as much as i can" like she hasnt already eaten fucking half a pizza, its the "only" 7 burgers all over again
-she'll go to the movies in a pandemic but not a gym
-she and rena are gonna go bc theyre still friends chantal has tons of friends
-and theyre going to a fancy theater with recliners bc its nicer and not bc she cant fit in regular theater seats
-somehow she managed to eat that whole big piece, i know we were all worried
-"i try to like coffee but i like tea" one, why do fatties force themselves to eat things they dont like when they eat plenty already. and two, isnt she at starbucks all the time?
-she assures us the pizza was only medium and it was ONLY 8 wings
-she was craving the wings but its not like she can just get wings by themselves or anything
-has she always blinked this much?
-she leaves us waiting on bated breath for her time warp video
-at least peetz wasnt here this time
 

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