🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt powiedział(a):
Say hello to your future @theralph only for the low low price of 40 dollars
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And of course they will be getting all of faith's fav characters plus matching mommy outfits. Oh this is such a blast!
@theralph have you looked into a diaper genie yet?
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If faith does have a baby will she have a baby gunt and start aging very quickly....when some girls have children at that age they become ugly and obese wearing hair rollers and a night gown, especially in redneck states like Virginia.
 
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Alright yall, I've thought about it. I can't excuse Ethans use of paper plates anymore. Gunt, buy actual ceramic and some actual saftey plastic dishware and cutlery for the child. Do, fucking, not, make that child eat off of paper plates. For fucks sake.
 
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Well that kind of cancer is incurable but very treatable, though he's got a good long while yet, because the cancer is very slow-moving, life expectancy for people who usually get it (usually later in their 50s and 60s) is about 10-15 years, and average life expectancy is about 60. So as long as he keeps relatively healthy and maintains his treatments he isnt going anywhere any time soon
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Ah i see, thanks for the explanation. it's good to hear he will be around for a while then
 
Now my guess about wanting the ID and birth certificate to get married seems like a large possibility. Why on Earth would you put a child through this? An erratic job, alcoholism, don't own a home, health issues for all people involved. Does he not know how much diapers cost? Baby food? Who is going to take care of this kid? Ronnie Ralph needs to get out of his trailer and kick his son's ass.
 
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Does he not know how much diapers cost? Baby food?
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whats sad is thats only the first stage, they didnt even plan that far ahead, what is ethan's 50k going to put gunt jr through college? it cost the Vickers 10k for just one of their kid's stunts. What about medical expenses @theralph ? insurance? their first car accident or fender bender? what if they need braces? Christmas gifts? Birthdays? Just the best case scenario is expensive as fuck but we're talking about a prospect he himself has seen can wipe out a fifth of his life's saving in a single day
 
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whats sad is thats only the first stage, they didnt even plan that far ahead, what is ethan's 50k going to put gunt jr through college? it cost the Vickers 10k for just one of their kid's stunts. What about medical expenses @theralph ? insurance? their first car accident or fender bender? what if they need braces? Christmas gifts? Birthdays? Just the best case scenario is expensive as fuck but we're talking about a prospect he himself has seen can wipe out a fifth of his life's saving in a single day
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DollarGeneral and Dollar Tree will be Ethan's best friends if he has a kid.
 
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whats sad is thats only the first stage, they didnt even plan that far ahead, what is ethan's 50k going to put gunt jr through college? it cost the Vickers 10k for just one of their kid's stunts. What about medical expenses @theralph ? insurance? their first car accident or fender bender? what if they need braces? Christmas gifts? Birthdays? Just the best case scenario is expensive as fuck but we're talking about a prospect he himself has seen can wipe out a fifth of his life's saving in a single day
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Mate not even that. Money will start draining the moment she has her pre-birth doctor visits. God forbid something, anything, is wrong with the baby and they need further doctor visits. Let's not even touch the possibility of the child being exceptional.

I love this new arc we got out of the blue. There is no way we can stop Ethan, so let's just enjoy the ride.

If he knocks her up, we all can laugh at the massive mistake. If he doesn't, we can claim he's shooting blanks. It's a win win situation, and we all win. Except for the possible child, it will never win.
 
Nigel of Ukip powiedział(a):
Mate not even that. Money will start draining the moment she has her pre-birth doctor visits. God forbid something, anything, is wrong with the baby and they need further doctor visits. Let's not even touch the possibility of the child being exceptional.

I love this new arc we got out of the blue. There is no way we can stop Ethan, so let's just enjoy the ride.

If he knocks her up, we all can laugh at the massive mistake. If he doesn't, we can claim he's shooting blanks. It's a win win situation, we all win. Except for the possible child, it will never win.
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Prediction: Ethan will do a home birth and disguise it as a way to say he is a traditional catholic who does not believe in hospital births and he is totally trad.
 
MeltyTW powiedział(a):
whats sad is thats only the first stage, they didnt even plan that far ahead, what is ethan's 50k going to put gunt jr through college? it cost the Vickers 10k for just one of their kid's stunts. What about medical expenses @theralph ? insurance? their first car accident or fender bender? what if they need braces? Christmas gifts? Birthdays? Just the best case scenario is expensive as fuck but we're talking about a prospect he himself has seen can wipe out a fifth of his life's saving in a single day
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His job has no insurance or benefits or retirement. With all the debt in that household, I assume they would be on benefits, government healthcare, etc. We all will be paying for guntlet. Unless ER has $1 million saved away and is sending this kid immediately to boarding school or something to be raised in a more stable environment, there is no way this is a good idea.
 
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ethan's 50k going to put gunt jr through college?
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That shit is gone after the first 9 months once he starts taking some out to feed his substance abuse or when he gets arrested and has to use that for bail...most parents who "set" college funds that shit is gone. At this point I think he already hemorrhaged the 50k months ago.

Those shitty ass lemons are not going to feed a kid, hell.... WILL THERE EVEN BE A DLIVE BY THE TIME GUNTLET IS BORN.
 
Nigel of Ukip powiedział(a):
Mate not even that. Money will start draining the moment she has her pre-birth doctor visits. God forbid something, anything, is wrong with the baby and they need further doctor visits. Let's not even touch the possibility of the child being exceptional.

I love this new arc we got out of the blue. There is no way we can stop Ethan, so let's just enjoy the ride.

If he knocks her up, we all can laugh at the massive mistake. If he doesn't, we can claim he's shooting blanks. It's a win win situation, we all win. Except for the possible child, it will never win.
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Has Christmas come early? Is it a true Christmas miracle? .....wait. does being an alcoholic affect like sperm health and shit? I dont know, cause I dont really drink...or plan to have a child with a girl, not woman a girl, 16 years younger then me.
 
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