💼 Careercow Uwe Boll

[Phanto]

Let’s not forget he bashed Harley Quinn.

Director Uwe Boll says Harley Quinn 'is not a real Batman character' - Nerd Reactor

Remember Uwe Boll? Yeah, the director behind such “classic” video game movies like BloodRayne, Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead? Well, he has a bone to pick

nerdreactor.com

 

[Salubrious]

I would gladly marathon Street Fighter mainly because Raul Julia.

Same. Both Jean Claude Van Damme and Raul Julia were so far past miscast that it turned around on itself and became great. At minimum, Raul Julia knew it too which is why he was hamming it up so much, and I think Van Damme probably knew it as well. I somewhat unironically love Van Damme's "we can all go home speech." Also, "for me, it was Tuesday", and Ming Na Wen was hot in that movie.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Uwe Boll to me was a careercow before I even knew what one was. I remember his hissy fit when Rampage 3 couldn't get Kickstarted a few years back, has he done anything since?

 

[Eugene90]

Uwe Boll's pretty much just an internet troll reveling in his hatred after failing his movie career and retreated to being a restaurant owner, squeezing whatever blood out of the stones of his notoriety he could because let's be honest -- what the fuck else does this petty manchild has besides throwing immature fits and slurs at people who lambasted him all the years?

He's aware that he's a fucking immature piece of shit with no worth to speak of and all the laughs to get out of from his hissy fits, he simply doesn't give a fuck because he's actually happy that we're poking fun at him for his stupidity, because that's giving him attention even if it's hateful ones.

And this -- is what makes him such a troll. A very successful one in riling people up for whatever attention it's worth -- but still a troll.

 

[Empty]

I recall watching his movie about school shootings, called "Heart of America" back in the early 2000s. I unironically thought he is gonna be a successful director, after all, the movie was kinda decent. And then, House of the Dead happened.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Isn’t he a restauranteur now?

 

[break these cuffs]

Isn’t he a restauranteur now?

It had great reviews from what I heard as well. Someone posted a recent article on KF, maybe in the Lowtax thread?, about how he was getting kicked out by his landlord. There was some kind of bad blood.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

It had great reviews from what I heard as well. Someone posted a recent article on KF, maybe in the Lowtax thread?, about how he was getting kicked out by his landlord. There was some kind of bad blood.

Compared to Cucklyanka, I still think Boll got the better end of things.

 

[John Hazbin]

no updates on this thread as he is attacked by redditors?

 

[deleuzeon]

no updates on this thread as he is attacked by redditors?

Change nothing about the movie except that now he's killing racist chuds in Alabama and these same faggots would love it and call it campy

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Makes movie about an illegal immigrant slum lord that kills more natives than migrants. Stokes controversy by tying movie to pressing political issues. Gets censored. Complain about it in the media. Get attention from right-wing on Twitter.

Gets 30 - 50 years old millennials and gen xers who remember your shitty video game movies to now praise you as a socially significant filmmaker and shower you with cash.

I kind of want to say that's based as fuck.