I should have done this sooner... 8/25/20

[mikey]

Ahahahaha.
Was that a teaser for a patreon. I know we shit on her and joke a lot about her doing feeder shit but legit opening a patreon to talk about her weight? HIGHLY fucking sus. Amber feeder fetish era coming soon?

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

regaining quickly i see, thanks lexington!

based on the title i thought this video was going to open with her getting her mouth sewn shut

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Akshully she has 174K subscribers who are not watching her anymore. So it's even worse.

I stand corrected. Her proof has 64k views in 20 hours. So, by now, only 36% of her subscribers have bothered to watch the proof that she has cancer. By providing pure rubbish videos lately, she has turned off a lot of them.

 

[Arcadia]

Life comes at you fast I guess lol. If she's already this hard up for money when she just moved to the city I'm excited to see what levels she'll sink to next. She's delusional if she thinks anyone is going to pay for her patreon though, besides all her content will just end up leaked here anyway

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Also does she even know who Joan Jett is?

Unlikely.

Ahahahaha.
Amber feeder fetish era coming soon?

Fat Al is such a dainty queen, I doubt she’ll go that route. She’s so insistent that we know she’s never been penetrated (she got that fancy new hymen) that feeder stuff would be beneath her. Well, unless she gets an eviction notice, that might change her.

 

[PettyBitch]

Which one of you is going to take the hit and join her Patreon just to report back to us?

Spent $20 to see this girl's OnlyFans account because I couldn't believe she would post herself lifting her fupa so she could fuck herself with a vibrator. And she did. And no, it was not money well spent, but I don't know wtf I expected.

In short, I will pay for it if it's less than $20/mo. The world is going to hell anyway, bruh. Might as well laugh at people who have a compulsion to share too fucking much.

But I feel like she's going to be an asshole and do some super shitty tiers. You'll mostly get what we're all already getting from YouTube, but I bet she'll make the most expensive one be like, $799.99 to see her legs.

 

[497]

"We definitely share the master bedroom! Except that we sleep on the couch every night."

I hate those false eyelashes! I hate those false eyelashes! I hate those false eyelashes!

She is just a big blob with no shape and she looks terrible in that t shirt.

Does torrid make some type of spanx? does shapewear come in her size? she could use it to smooth out that lump. and that other lump there, there and there.

 

[escándalo]

I suspect a lot of her subs are people subbed to her to see when she uploads to visit the farm archive views or the reaction channels. I have to admit its fascinating because there are so many factors at play here.

Theory 1
Amber is purposefully spending a shit load to get out of the medical bills and is going to blame the bipolar. I would not be surprised if in bankruptcy a person of interest will appear to challenge this.

Theory 2
The 6k bed is a retarded flex but also does not exist. Amber is purposefully controlling the narrative by refusing the house tour so people continually guess what the layout is. We know its one of 2 layouts but its still up in the air because new stuff keeps coming to light after the couch reveal with the bedding on I think its a 1 bedroom now and Amber caught wind of the farms knowing the original layout was saying the guest bedroom etc etc to fuck the breadcrumb trail.

Theory 3
Amber is going to attack a member of the Haydur community in a video to initiate a haydur resurgence but it will not work as the more "clever" ones have clocked that giving her no attention really makes her squirm and is a win because Amber would slowly get deplatformed because her shrinking viewership. This will probably be YDHB or MichealBePetty. Sara will take the bait but MBP won't he is not as thirsty for attention as Sara.

Theory 4
Tard rage video is coming hard. Her proving her cancer was a miss because people are over the cancer saga and find it gross. She will rage about her finances and divulge on her earnings as it is the only modicum of interesting info she has left. The other thing is a becky and her are not going out reveal but we been knew.

She will announce patreon today or say she will not do it due to people on the farms. Farms atm is her bane because it catalogues everything and a lot of people are realising this and signing up or lurking here. p.s. She would be retarded to declare some stupid mandate on farms akin to Chantal.

Its nice to see the bitch wriggle tbh. She clearly did not save up that much lel

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I suspect a lot of her subs are people subbed to her to see when she uploads to visit the farm archive views or the reaction channels. I have to admit its fascinating because there are so many factors at play here.

Theory 1
Amber is purposefully spending a shit load to get out of the medical bills and is going to blame the bipolar. I would not be surprised if in bankruptcy a person of interest will appear to challenge this.

Theory 2
The 6k bed is a retarded flex but also does not exist. Amber is purposefully controlling the narrative by refusing the house tour so people continually guess what the layout is. We know its one of 2 layouts but its still up in the air because new stuff keeps coming to light after the couch reveal with the bedding on I think its a 1 bedroom now and Amber caught wind of the farms knowing the original layout was saying the guest bedroom etc etc to fuck the breadcrumb trail.

Theory 3
Amber is going to attack a member of the Haydur community in a video to initiate a haydur resurgence but it will not work as the more "clever" ones have clocked that giving her no attention really makes her squirm and is a win because Amber would slowly get deplatformed because her shrinking viewership. This will probably be YDHB or MichealBePetty. Sara will take the bait but MBP won't he is not as thirsty for attention as Sara.

Theory 4
Tard rage video is coming hard. Her proving her cancer was a miss because people are over the cancer saga and find it gross. She will rage about her finances and divulge on her earnings as it is the only modicum of interesting info she has left. The other thing is a becky and her are not going out reveal but we been knew.

She will announce patreon today or say she will not do it due to people on the farms. Farms atm is her bane because it catalogues everything and a lot of people are realising this and signing up or lurking here. p.s. She would be retarded to declare some stupid mandate on farms akin to Chantal.

Its nice to see the bitch wriggle tbh. She clearly did not save up that much lel

it is a two bedroom - it has a strange lay out where Becky's room door is at and angle and the corridor to the front door goes round a curved corner they are on an end flat on the ground floor where the back of the flats look down on a sort of octagonal courtyard where the communal pool and garden is - and the living room looks out onto the main road I have not seen a floor plan for this layout

As far as her finances go Amber is a day trader with a desire for instant gratification with no concept or ability to see or accept consequence

 

[kiwirevolving]

What is with 'Halloween'?? It is one evening at the end of October it's 9 weeks away - on top of that she is an adult with no children - Halloween is for kids

She's a hoarder and an addict, any excuse to just spend some money she will find it

 

[hairy richards]

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oh my god where did she find a tent shirt with the runaways on it? that shirt design is a vintage design from 1976...

 

[Owlflaps]

She needs to clean her dirty face and do her brows before she slaps on eyelashes like that.

 

[e-gf]

oh my god where did she find a tent shirt with the runaways on it? that shirt design is a vintage design from 1976...

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She said it's from Torrid, where she buys all her other tents.
I highly doubt AL knows a single Runaways song. In fact I can't imagine Amber listening to much music. She probably just hears whatever Necks listens to in the background.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Here's what you'll be paying to 'find out':

Amber is a super morbidly obese pygmy hippo cosplaying as a quarter ton human who won't stop eating and will lie about everything possible to deflect responsibility from her stupid choices and actions.

There, saved you some money.

 

[Confederate Fag]

I knew as soon as I saw that pentagram shit that it was for Rafe. These people are so predictable.

Was going to comment on the texture of her skin, but someone beat me to it. It has never looked so bad. Is this hormone related?

She spent 6 grand on a bed for recovery that she is too fat to get onto, so she sleeps on the couch? And we’re supposed to believe that both these hippos are on couches when there’s a “guest” bedroom available? Unless she’s too fat to make it onto any bed that isn’t on the floor, which is possible. It’s hilarious how she’ll go to any nonsensical length to convince everyone that her and thumb sleep together. The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Her channel is officially over if she thinks she’s going to have any improvement by not talking about the only shit that makes her remotely interesting. What a fucking idiot. Hasn’t she learned by now that paywalls or “private” accounts don’t mean shit? She’s been lurking KF all these years and hasn’t grasped that shit WILL be leaked no matter what. Again, what a fucking idiot.

Also, this was a happy accident. Sorry if someone caught it already.


This is a perfect depiction of Hamber trying to explain something. Derp.

Edit: I think her only chance at having a semi-successful patreon is by doing a full-out feeder porn situation type deal on there.

 

[Aldora]

I wonder how many curses Rafe has put on Amber.

 

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jesus christ "the lighting is like really bad"
no shit. look at your forehead

see kids, this is why you're told to wear sunscreen year-round and not to eat sugar. otherwise, you get skin like AL at 29 years old.

 

[FitBitch]

She won't be able to keep her health information behind a paywall because she'll be desperate to set the record straight as soon as the speculation is too unflattering for her liking.

 

[Aldora]

Even Ambers Kiwi threads aren't getting the amount of posts that they used to, good luck with that Patreon lol.

 

[Quirky Calories]

It’s for Rafe and Hannah. They’re both stuck in the gothic high school vibe. And they both are fat, ugly, simpletons.

pardon my lack of knowledge, but I thought H+R disliked Al ?