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Spoiler: Rate me retarded, but...

I don't find this debacle entertaining in the least, just sad and horrifying.
I came here to laugh at crazy troons, but I mostly want to give Sharkboy a hug at this point.

You're not retarded, you show genuine care for another human's wellbeing. Everyone considers us as "Haters", but in the end we just look through the entire madness going on with troons and want it to stop.
I feel for Sharkboy as well and i hope very much, (s)he will be okay.

 

[*extremely mom voice*]

You're not retarded, you show genuine care for another human's wellbeing. Everyone considers us as "Haters", but in the end we just look through the entire madness going on with troons and want it to stop.
I feel for Sharkboy as well and i hope very much, (s)he will be okay.

I'm here for funny shit. Dead people aren't funny.

Sharkgirl, whoever the hell she is, didn't even seem very funny in the first place, but that might just be me.

 

[Corn Flakes]

As far as I can tell, Sharkboy is just someone who's genuinely trying to be good and stay positive after being sold a huge bill of goods. I'm not aware of them engaging in particularly lolcow-worthy behavior outside of just the standard troon ultra-optimism/science denial (which can easily be excused by said bill of goods), they just attracted our attention due to their sheer misfortune and how hard their world fell apart post-dickchop.

It says something for your life when people in the farms look at you with pity. As much as I mock most troons in this thread, I'm genuinely sad for Sharky there. They didn't deserve this shit, and I don't care if it makes me softer than a marshmallow: I do wish them a speedy recovery and as good a life as they can make for themselves after their terrible mistake.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

My TERF daughter is homeless and I don’t care (archive)

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"My family isn't my family, the cult is my family"

 

[Corn Flakes]

"My family isn't my family, the cult is my family"

I can imagine the troon repeating that as he rocks himself to sleep every night.

 

[NoReturn]

Catching up on things.

FTM gets top surgery, already regrets it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/idzlrl/i_hate_my_top_surgery_results/ (Archive)

So is her chest like, dented? What's the deal here?

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From r/traaa. This is a troll, right? This has to be a troll.

They think being spergy is endearing and cute.

Good news everyone, Sharkboy is alive and kicking!

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TL;DR: Escaped into vidya to stave off thoughts of 41%-ing it. Is tired of everyone using his situation to further their agenda.
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Spoiler: Face pics from 4chan thread

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Spoiler: Rate me retarded, but...

I don't find this debacle entertaining in the least, just sad and horrifying.
I came here to laugh at crazy troons, but I mostly want to give Sharkboy a hug at this point.

Also, some Stocholm-based tranny offered to house him. He's considering it.
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You said you were homeless. You can live with me if you want? I live in the Stocholm area.
If you want, we can write over at Reddit instead.

Poor Sharky. Being homeless can't help things either.

My TERF daughter is homeless and I don’t care (archive)

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God. Imagine being the daughter. You mom dies and your dad turns himself into a horrible fetishistic nightmare-creature.

 

[Buer]

^It's even worse. Her troon dad stole her clothes when she was 14 and thinks it's fine because her mom did it:

 

[dappouROCK]

^It's even worse. Her troon dad stole her clothes when she was 14 and thinks it's fine because her mom did it:
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“I just put a shirt on.”
It all starts there.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I find the mother putting on her daughters clothes a bit iffy enough, but then again I'm guessing in that case we're probably talking about a fairly neutral shirt. I'm guessing in troon-daddy's case it's more of a "putting on my daughters favourite slutty tank top and pretending that I'm a smol gurl" sort of thing.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I find the mother putting on her daughters clothes a bit iffy enough, but then again I'm guessing in that case we're probably talking about a fairly neutral shirt. I'm guessing in troon-daddy's case it's more of a "putting on my daughters favourite slutty tank top and pretending that I'm a smol gurl" sort of thing.

By the troon's own admission they shared shirts. That would imply both were fine with it, and also that they were pretty close. Now her dad is saying he's a woman and trying to take her mother's place.

Fuckin' yikes.

 

[Neko GF]

^It's even worse. Her troon dad stole her clothes when she was 14 and thinks it's fine because her mom did it:
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"Sure she's homeless!! Sure I stole her clothes when she was 14!! BUT SHE DOESN'T THINK THAT I'M A TRUE AND HONEST WOMAN, SO THAT MAKES ME THE VICTIM!!!!". Every time I hear "listen to trans-voices", I think of this shit.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

^It's even worse. Her troon dad stole her clothes when she was 14 and thinks it's fine because her mom did it:
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If you're such a degengerate that you're willing to publicly admit that you tried on your 14 year old daughter's shirt you've probably done way worse than that.

 

[ILOVEDONUTSANDFRENCHFRIES]

''I don't think he clocked me''
'' When he wanted to tell him that I was trans he put his hand on my wrist and told me he doesn't want me to disclose anything I don't want to ''.

Disclose?
You look like a man with a hair bow in his hair. An autistic man at that. He must have been blind if he didn't see your high forehead or your receding hair line or that huge chin.

Oh honey...

They really are delusional.

This individual is post-op.
He had money to mangle his dick but didn't think about doing something to his awful man face first.

 

[Neko GF]

Decided to look through the failed father's posts. Unsurprisingly, this isn't the first time he's been featured in this thread [1][2]. He ticks off almost every box for the failed father troon.

Steals clothes
Goes against the wishes of his family
Actively whines about them on Reddit
Plays the victim
An all-around failure as a father

I honestly hope that this is just bait.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I can't even imagine what I would do if my mom suddenly tried to be my dad. Thankfully she's not a fucking loon.

 

[Houraisan Kaguya]

So is her chest like, dented? What's the deal here?

Reading between the lines, I think she feels that the change wasn't big enough to satisfy her hopes for a different body as a result of the surgery. She says she's a "bigger guy" and she expected to be "flatter" like the other surgery results she's seen despite knowing objectively that the results are "proportional" to her body type (guy of equal weight would still have moobs, perhaps?) Seems like another case of expecting surgery to magically resolve their body issues and completely transform them into a real anime boy

 

[shuppet]

''I don't think he clocked me''
'' When he wanted to tell him that I was trans he put his hand on my wrist and told me he doesn't want me to disclose anything I don't want to ''.

Disclose?
You look like a man with a hair bow in his hair. An autistic man at that. He must have been blind if he didn't see your high forehead or your receding hair line or that huge chin.

Oh honey...

They really are delusional.

This individual is post-op.
He had money to mangle his dick but didn't think about doing something to his awful man face first.

Someone politely informed him that he didn’t pass and his response was “But everyone diligently plays pretend with me, and a guy once said ‘Look, you’re, uh... very pretty, but trans women are mentally ill’ which is totally the kind of thing a guy would say to a real woman on a date!”


He also has a CWC taint wound saga esque delusion about his neovagina naturally growing labia minora and becoming a real vag

 

[Potatis Salad]

Reading between the lines, I think she feels that the change wasn't big enough to satisfy her hopes for a different body as a result of the surgery. She says she's a "bigger guy" and she expected to be "flatter" like the other surgery results she's seen despite knowing objectively that the results are "proportional" to her body type (guy of equal weight would still have moobs, perhaps?) Seems like another case of expecting surgery to magically resolve their body issues and completely transform them into a real anime boy

Yeah, I think you nailed it.

Spoiler: NSFW

Post history says she's 25 and has been sober and in AA since she was 21 years old. She was diagnosed with dyspraxia as an infant. Not sure of the full implications of that w/r/t troonery but it definitely seems like it could make someone feel weird in their body. Another bizarre detail: she was in school six blocks away from the World Trade Center on 9/11.

Post history also shows pets and irl hobbies; she seems relatively well-adjusted compared to the usual troons we see here.

Her husband is a man. She says she "was pretending to be cis" when she married him and he's "not someone who would call himself gay." Poor dude, another victim of the sneaky postnuptial troon-out.


EDIT: Another key piece of info. One of her parents is a troon.

 

[ILOVEDONUTSANDFRENCHFRIES]

Yeah, I think you nailed it.

Spoiler: NSFW

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Post history says she's 25 and has been sober and in AA since she was 21 years old. She was diagnosed with dyspraxia as an infant. Not sure of the full implications of that w/r/t troonery but it definitely makes people feel weird in their bodies.

Post history also shows pets and irl hobbies; she seems relatively well-adjusted compared to the usual troons we see here.

Her husband is a man. She says she "was pretending to be cis" when she married him and he's "not someone who would call himself gay." Poor dude, another victim of the sneaky postnuptial troon-out.
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Why are all troons and individuals related to troons always people with underlying diagnoses?
Dyspraxia, autism, ADD, Gilles De La Tourette etc.
I have never not known an individual who is a troon himself or related to a troon to just be ''diagnosis free''
Is it genetic after all?

And why do they always need memes that are so far sought and difficult to understand? Why can't they just express their concerns with normal words and normal sentences like normal people?
Their meme culture irritates me to no end.

Is Shark boy the troon that was given a stink ditch that rotted away a year ago or so?
Did he off himself or not? I can't follow.

 

[GenitalFetishist]

r/traaa dump:

Spoiler: Troonacy

The classic high school mentality of being unable to see that other people struggle through life, too.



Gay men don't want to fuck women, story at 11.






Great idea, asking a delusional man to give us all of his brilliant insights into the female psyche.



I know it's come up before, but I have no idea what they get out of putting their words in the mouths of fictional characters who have nothing to do with transness or gender or whatever. I've never felt the urge to shoop a Woman = Adult Human Female shirt onto Linda Belcher.



You are not a soft anime boi and you never will be.

And since so many of the posts on the Insane Parents of Transgender Kids thread center around crazy munchie moms, have a few based moms instead:

Spoiler: Sanity