We need to stop harassing Gristle now, we're done. Wait, hold on, we're only commenting on his own filthy minded posts. I'm sure we're protected under some law... (*heh) surely Gristle the Legal Retard would know, given hes better than a Judge.
Under the right circumstances that would make an interesting dark comedy. But we all know how this is going to play out so....
OK, let's analyze this shitshow based on its most detailed update. First, he whines about "fake profiles" while using an altered image of his own face to make it seem like he isn't disabled. Next he accuses us of harassing him while he's the one who's been in court for electronic harassment. The one sentence making up the third paragraph is a classic case of downplaying something to make it seem like someone is overreacting. On to the next, he calls us creepy while he, once again, is dealing with electronic harassment charges. In the next paragraph he claims that section 230 both proves him right and also is unconstitutional and outdated, I'm no legal expert but this sounds like he's wrong. As for talking with lawyers, he's made up two lawyers in his book, Ken and Walter, so this isn't new for him. And I don't want you to die, Russell, you're just too much fun. And notice how he says "ducking" and also "fuckers." You just KNOW he was furious when he wrote this, raging in his mind against us. And you haven't tried to ignore us, Russ, you've been whining about us the whole time. We wouldn't pick apart what you say if you weren't wrong, malicious, and incompetent all the time.
Welp, looks like Russell made a visit to the farms. I doubt he was able to get through more than a few pages before this freak out began.
Russ, if you would just let me explain my side of the coin, you’d realize I’m the real victim here.
