🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

The thing that baffles me the most about Russ, more than other cows, is, as was mentioned earlier in the thread, his complete inability to understand cause and consequence. He can do the same thing 100 times, get the same results 100 times, and he’ll be surprised by the results he got 100 times. Even narcissists eventually learn how to manipulate better. Russ has served his Taylor Swift lawsuit to the wrong person again. I can’t think of any disorder that explains that.
I think that's where the autism or whatever cognitive problems a lot of farmers suspect he has comes into play along with his coddling. Not only does he think he's right because of his narc tendencies, he was coddled and not properly disciplined when he was wrong early in life, and now he's too dumb or autistic to understand he can be wrong. It's a perfect storm that made the him unable to self-reflect at all. He simply cannot understand that his manipulations didn't work when your normal cluster B will understand they failed and adjust. He is right. What he did should have worked. He does not need to change. The world will change.
 
Employed at FedEx now? God this fake tan looks awful. Not sure if it's the just lighting or actually the tan, but his fingers look super pink like he has vitiligo.

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The thing that baffles me the most about Russ, more than other cows, is, as was mentioned earlier in the thread, his complete inability to understand cause and consequence. He can do the same thing 100 times, get the same results 100 times, and he’ll be surprised by the results he got 100 times. Even narcissists eventually learn how to manipulate better. Russ has served his Taylor Swift lawsuit to the wrong person again. I can’t think of any disorder that explains that.
The popular definition of insanity is performing the same action over and over and expecting a different result. By this definition, Russell is skunkshit crazy. He is utterly divorced from reality; only a lack of crippling autism has prevented him from becoming a second Chris-Chan.
He is right. What he did should have worked. He does not need to change. The world will change.
That reminds me of Captain America's famous speech. Only with Russell, the belief in question is that he feels entitled to fuck 9s and 10s no matter who they are.
 
The thing that baffles me the most about Russ, more than other cows, is, as was mentioned earlier in the thread, his complete inability to understand cause and consequence. He can do the same thing 100 times, get the same results 100 times, and he’ll be surprised by the results he got 100 times. Even narcissists eventually learn how to manipulate better. Russ has served his Taylor Swift lawsuit to the wrong person again. I can’t think of any disorder that explains that.
One of the unique things about Russ as a lolcow is that he doesn't have any asspatters. Most cows have at least a couple people who praise their deviance. Even Skelly Anna has a rotating cast of woo merchants and fellow munchies. Jake Alley has a couple dozen people who fucking give him money for his nonsense.

Russ has absolutely no one egging him on. He has no friends group to impress or keep in line. His motivation to succeed as a lolcow comes totally from within. He's like some kind of zen master of lolcowdom.

I salute you, gourdhead. Long may you sue and fuck up!

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The popular definition of insanity is performing the same action over and over and expecting a different result. By this definition, Russell is skunkshit crazy. He is utterly divorced from reality; only a lack of crippling autism has prevented him from becoming a second Chris-Chan.
He's worse than Chris because Chris never tried to ruin someone's life because they had the audacity to say "no."
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Was one of your goals getting tried for cyberstalking Russ?

I can't even begin to understand what he means here.
 
He's worse than Chris because Chris never tried to ruin someone's life because they had the audacity to say "no."
Chris did hit the "Gameplace guy" (Michael Snyder) with his car after he banned him (or maybe it was Barb driving the car? I don't remember, but I think Chris was facing criminal charges which ended up being dropped.
 
Chris did hit the "Gameplace guy" (Michael Snyder) with his car after he banned him (or maybe it was Barb driving the car? I don't remember, but I think Chris was facing criminal charges which ended up being dropped.

They weren't dropped. Both Chris and Barb ended up pleading guilty to misdemeanor crimes.
 
He's worse than Chris because Chris never tried to ruin someone's life because they had the audacity to say "no."
Chris has gone after Michael Snyder- no just the car incident, but also attempting (rather pitifully) to incite people against Snyder. He also did rage at Adam Stackhouse and Sony when Chris lost that rapping contest; however, Chris has done what Russ could never do and has forgiven and made up with Adam.
Come to think of it, in that regard, Chris is a slightly better human than Russell Greer. But only slightly.
 
Chris has gone after Michael Snyder- no just the car incident, but also attempting (rather pitifully) to incite people against Snyder. He also did rage at Adam Stackhouse and Sony when Chris lost that rapping contest; however, Chris has done what Russ could never do and has forgiven and made up with Adam.
Come to think of it, in that regard, Chris is a slightly better human than Russell Greer. But only slightly.

And Chris pitched a major fit when one of his medallion customers DARED to lodge a complaint with eBay/PayPal over Chris failing to deliver product in a reasonable time frame, doxed the guy and tried to get trolls to go after him (I'd consider that attempting to ruin someone's life), then shipped the guy an "angry" Sonichu medallion thus failing to deliver product that met the expected specifications. Chris has also tried to use his "magic/powers" to ruin the lives of people who displease him.

I guess he means “I can’t believe it’s butter”, referencing the old butter commercial slogan, in relation to the woman saying people can’t believe they’re sisters.

Once again, only the finest of old-man boomer jokes from Russ.

It's "I Can't Believe It's NOT Butter", so the Slack-faced Gimp is still getting simple shit wrong.
 
"All I gotta say is people have held things against me at my worst and have refused to acknowledge me at my best." I'm very curious as to what exactly what Russ would describe as him being at his "best". From my perspective his life is just one long uninterrupted downward slide with no real peaks. I'm sure knowing that would give us some insight into the contents of his lumpy, tightening head.
 
The thing that baffles me the most about Russ, more than other cows, is, as was mentioned earlier in the thread, his complete inability to understand cause and consequence. He can do the same thing 100 times, get the same results 100 times, and he’ll be surprised by the results he got 100 times. Even narcissists eventually learn how to manipulate better. Russ has served his Taylor Swift lawsuit to the wrong person again. I can’t think of any disorder that explains that.
Totally. And it's not just some mental deficiency, even a highly autistic child who touched a hot stove wouldn't do it again because it hurts and they realize that's bad. His absolute confidence in every single thing he does despite being wrong in every conceivable capacity is a big part of the reason why I follow this thread. I have no idea how he justifies to himself every single time he fails that this time was just a fluke and next time he'll get em for sure! I don't even know why he still thinks the legal system is his personal tool to force everyone to do what he wants. Even if he still remains 100% convinced his legal arguments are solid, he should be tired of all the "bias judges" and just try something else, but no, he's so convinced of his own greatness that he won't even change his methods. And not just in law, it's the same with his attempts at fame and his wooing comments on instagram girls,

And when it comes to the law, it is rather odd how specifically wrong he is. That is to say, he has now staked multiple lawsuits on the idea that disclaimer law relating to products can be applied to publicity stunts, that discrimination laws apply to personal relationships (or the lack thereof,) and that gifts don't count as unsolicited works. And he acts like this is like, common sense and everyone who doesn't understand it is incompetent and stupid.

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Pack it up guys, he's sorry for reals. 🤣
Lol this is such a narcissistic apology. He starts with the classic "nobody's perfect" argument, then goes into how life is so unfair because women aren't attracted to him, asking for pity when he's supposed to be apologizing. He wants you to know that he's the real victim here.

And then on to his usual "two sides to every story" thing. Russell constantly acts like the issue is that we aren't seeing things from his perspective and that we'd all agree with him if he did. But that's the thing he doesn't get: We do hear his side of everything, it's often the only side we hear. And that is why he hate him. We hate him for the things he chooses to do and say. He fails to see that why he says the things he says is part of the problem. And he's provoked into it so if you really think about it he's the real victim here.

And now he's saying that he's chosen to apologize. Not that he's sorry, but that he's chosen to apologize. Notice he doesn't feel bad for being wrong, he feels embarrassed because he didn't get his way and is now suffering the consequences of ruined friendships and zero chance at a career in law. He doesn't feel as though anyone deserves his apology because he doesn't think he's done anything wrong, His Excellency has chosen to grace us with his apology and we should all just be thankful. This probably stems from when he was a kid and got mad, his parents and teachers took pity on this poor little deformed kid and he probably just had to apologize and the other children were told to forget about it because he's disabled and therefore deserves special treatment.

And lastly, he wants you to know he's a good person so you shouldn't hold it against him. Even in his apology, he still has to let you know how great he is. You see this when racist Karens get filmed being racist Karens and then go on the news sobbing about what a nice person they really are. What narcissists like Russell fail to understand is that who you are is determined by how you act when you don't get your way. And Russell's response to not getting his way is anger, threats, lies, and accusations of bigotry. That's who he is.

In brief, "I apologize for what I did. What I did didn't get me the result I wanted, and for that I am sorry. I still believe what I did was totally justifiable, and I am very sorry that you cannot understand that. I have now apologized and therefore I do not need to do anything more to rectify the situation. I am a good person when you ignore everything bad about me. I can ignore all of my flaws, and I am sorry that you cannot. My apology is now done, if you still have a problem with anything I have apologized for, that is not my problem anymore because I have apologized."
 
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