Yeah, you could be Irish. Irish people are hated so much that blatantly-racist shit like Lucky Charms are allowed to exist and nobody cares. There's even a whole holiday--St. Patrick's Day-- dedicated to Irish stereotypes. Imagine if we had St. Basketball's Day and the whole point was to wear Nikes or someone would steal your bike, or a cereal like Cinnamon Toast Niggers with a mascot that just ran around eating watermelon and going, "SHHEEEIT."
It's really unusual that none of this crap ever came up in the culture war, especially considering that Irish people weren't exactly treated well at any point in history either, but you don't see them bitching about it. Well, that's not true, Irish people bitch continuously, but that's just because they enjoy it. If you find an Irish person who has nothing to complain about then you should probably run.