🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

What was that shit Stern had? The whackpack? He had all sorts of retards and club foots that would come on to the show to fill the hours between actual guests. Ralph is a webshow whackpacker.

Don't you ever claim Ralph is as beloved as Beetlejuice ever again

 

[MeltyTW]

Regardless I have a feeling Ethan won't keep his mouth shut about the form and will say we blew it out of proportion or some shit. The smart thing for you to do Ethan is to not talk about this any further and listen to your lawyer.

no dont listen ethan, you have to prove youre not a cuck with more revenge porn

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y-youre all karens, jilted and angry that you couldnt get 5 minutes of doing all the work on a micro peen! no dax this is what we call conequences for your retarded choice in association and capos, you liked ethan when he defended you and you let him suck your teat

 

[Unog]

Yeah, I was totally being serious about shipping 35kg of corn to the overfed cow

People have done dumber shit on the internet to try and "own" a lolcow. On top of that, you would be far from the first in the past fifty or so pages to make the suggestion to fuck with Ralph off site, so excuse me for taking you at face value.

I wonder how his fans will react to this, or if they even noticed because they're still in chat from last night's stream spamming stickers.

Some of them will leave, but there's always a dedicated core group of thralls for every e-celeb who's achieved minor prominence. I've said it before, I'll say it again, there's something genuinely wrong with people who are attached to e-celebs.

https://archive.md/Br3Bd

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Poor wittle daxxy is throwing a tantrum because people wont take his advice seriously.

Well jeez dax you had a dick in your mouth up till now, you think you can pipe up now? Also telling someone else to go to a substance abuse program is Rich.
Ethan is a little you in ALL regards daxxy.

Dax is so full of shit here that it's beyond parody. This faggot will defend nearly anything a "friend of the show" does, right up until they're not a "friend" anymore. His reaction to the Mumkey sex tape is all the proof needed of that, really.

Hey Gator both of your Daddy's disapprove of your autism, what are you gonna do now?

Dax only "disproves" because it's fucking embarrassing and Ralph has a microcock. He'll still be a "friend of the show" and invited on, and going on TRR. Give it a week or two.

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"I'm not defending him" he says, while defending Ralph. Now that I think about it, where have I heard that before? Oh, right:

I am not even defending Ralph, I am defending myself.

Did Ralph hand these faggots scripts or something? Holy shit.

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@adezero RELEASE THE DM'S ATAVISTIC ADE!

Seconded. @adezero no reason not to, really.

 

[Superman93]

Dick is getting slapped around on twitter

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Don't you ever claim Ralph is as beloved as Beetlejuice ever again

I'm sure Dax has some beloved tards, but I'm talking more like Wendy who metamorphosed into pure grift and Stern just snapped her out of existence from the show.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Is fai fai still radio silent? I have a feeling she went home and was told to give up her phone and disengage.
Or maybe this happend.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

The worst part is that hes such a conceited cunt ( gunt?) that he keeps his watch on while fucking

 

[PonPonPataPon]

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Dick is getting slapped around on twitter

Oh damn, I hope that's worthy of another Homecooming Kang-tier meltdown.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

There was that screenshot from her Facebook yesterday where the based stimulant salesman was trying to talk to her and she ignored him. I could see it as a condition of her coming home that she wasn't allowed to talk to any of her weird internet men anymore.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

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@adezero RELEASE THE DM'S ATAVISTIC ADE!

@adezero , our wonderful Queen, please share them. Dax is an accomplice of the Gunt, he needs to answer for his crimes.

The whole rotten lot of them do.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Did Ralph hand these faggots scripts or something? Holy shit.

Probably a line from Ethan's lawyer

 

[MeltyTW]

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Dick is getting slapped around on twitter

the karens are rising dick, tick tock. the worst part for him is he cant deny it, its a literal fact ethan has a tiny cock and hes going to beat over the head with it forever

 

[Had]

its..not..funny...anymore..guys..

as "if a crime was committed" revenge porn is crime lol

 

[Nigella]

I like to think faith is being hand bathed by her father in a bath tub with a sponge.

"there there faith, shh shhh shhh, its all over now"

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

At first glance this looks real.

Edit - This is the full video! It's her! and the gunt!

Spoiler: GUNT SEX TAPE NSFL

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i can't even watch the whole thing i had to skip around. i have so many concerns. why she got so much cellulite on her ass?? i didnt think she was fat but damn her ass looks like cottage cheese. they need to clean their room looks like a pig sty. well, that might be appropriate actually. those jiggle physics are more detailed than any hentai titties i ever seen and this will haunt my dreams tonight.
i totally forgot but
RALPH NOOOOOOOOOOO
RALPH NOOOOOOOO

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

its..not..funny...anymore..guys..
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>take it to the cops
Oh Mr. Vickers might do so.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

its..not..funny...anymore..guys..
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Leaks of Dax texting Ralph saying the real alphachad move is to suck the shit straight out of the girl's asshole when?

 

[Big Bad Wart]

The Leaf is under attack.

https://twitter.com/PoweroftheTruth/status/1293309508115202048?cxt=HHwWgIC8_aaJ4fIjAAAA

 

[MeltyTW]

its..not..funny...anymore..guys..
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NIGGA HE DID IT LIVE, LIVE DAX YOU LYING POS

 

[Niggaplease]

no dont listen ethan, you have to prove youre not a cuck with more revenge porn


y-youre all karens, jilted and angry that you couldnt get 5 minutes of doing all the work on a micro peen! no dax this is what we call conequences for your retarded choice in association and capos, you liked ethan when he defended you and you let him suck your teat

how could she even ride that pathetic excuse of a penis with that huge jiggly gunt in the way?