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[candle tiger]

She's not even moving her hips or anything, jesus christ. If you watch with sound off then it's just her sitting there making faces in the mirror for 7 minutes. How does she consistently put so much effort into hyping her shitty videos up and just.... completely miss the mark like she did with the tit vid? She went through the trouble of getting an actual camera crew and hiring a gay dude to grope her but couldn't be bothered to pretend to look at least remotely interested in what was happening to her tits. Her simp are total cucks if they stick around after this shitfest.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

She's not even moving her hips or anything, jesus christ. If you watch with sound off then it's just her sitting there making faces in the mirror for 7 minutes.

This is what’s known as a pillow queen. If she’s like this for a video any guy who jumps into bed with her may as well be banging a coma patient.

 

[Mandaark]

This is what’s known as a pillow queen. If she’s like this for a video any guy who jumps into bed with her may as well be banging a coma patient.

Yeah, she'll be flat on her back deadfishing it, probably imagining stuffing food down her pie hole to try and create some sort of pleasure

 

[Blonde Bomb]

She's not even moving her hips or anything, jesus christ. If you watch with sound off then it's just her sitting there making faces in the mirror for 7 minutes. How does she consistently put so much effort into hyping her shitty videos up and just.... completely miss the mark like she did with the tit vid? She went through the trouble of getting an actual camera crew and hiring a gay dude to grope her but couldn't be bothered to pretend to look at least remotely interested in what was happening to her tits. Her simp are total cucks if they stick around after this shitfest.

That's what struck me as...I'm not even sure 'odd' is the right word. I'm a straight woman, but there was nothing remotely sexy about her performance.

Even a viewing of the most tame porn could have given her a few pointers on how to 'act'....rub your thighs, play with your tits, arch your back, throw your head back. Even if that machine is doing nothing for you, act like it.

 

[Double Dee]

I had to look up how much one of those Tremor toys were, just out of curiosity. $849, before any shipping fees. Nearly a grand for severely low-effort porn, even by Momo's non-existent standards.

(Late rate if ya must.)

 

[Very Serious Turtle]

Mo.. this was the BEST you could do?

Well no, but actually yes.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

That's what struck me as...I'm not even sure 'odd' is the right word. I'm a straight woman, but there was nothing remotely sexy about her performance.

Even a viewing of the most tame porn could have given her a few pointers on how to 'act'....rub your thighs, play with your tits, arch your back, throw your head back. Even if that machine is doing nothing for you, act like it.

I don't even think it was on tbh. She reads the forums and knew we'd laugh at her for jiggling so much.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I don't even think it was on tbh. She reads the forums and knew we'd laugh at her for jiggling so much.

Too bad that backfired as we are a case of "damned if you do, damned if you don't". Damned if you turn on the machine and we laugh at how horribly flabby and jiggly your mangled body is, damned if you don't turn it on and we still laugh at how shitty your "performance is" and how dead inside you look.

 

[Cake Farts]

I had to look up how much one of those Tremor toys were, just out of curiosity. $849, before any shipping fees. Nearly a grand for severely low-effort porn, even by Momo's non-existent standards.

(Late rate if ya must.)

I read some reviews for it and for a knock off sybian, it’s a cost effective alternative. And then I was thinking to myself, “Well I don’t see why we should riff on a girl who wants to save money—“ and then I remembered that Moo has an army of simpbucks that pays practically everything for her...

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Countdown till Momo makes the Beirut explosion about herself.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

The cow top does nothing for her breasts apart from making them look more pathetic. The music she added post production doesn't match the action and adds to the bore-fest. Usually I find her retarded videos and porn shoots funny, but this is just sad.

 

[RamzaTheon]

Tremor video is out just waiting for the coomers to leak it.

Spoiler: Nsfw

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Same dead look as the Seriousgaming photos. Holy shit put some effort. Ladies acting like sex is a choir at that point.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

The juxtaposition of those posts about her dad and this video is super depressing. Yikes. Like her whole "career" is one long "fuck you, dad!"

She likely wants to fuck her dad.

There’s a bunch of Instagram posts about him that doesn’t quite match what she said earlier. Here’s one example https://www.instagram.com/p/CBuL2jnDuNV/

 

[omori]

Spoiler

Katinamallad is her mom. This entire family needs help.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Spoiler

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Katinamallad is her mom. This entire family needs help.

Reminds me of that video of that chick going to a porn shoot with her actual mother and her mother watches her suck a guy off.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Reminds me of that video of that chick going to a porn shoot with her actual mother and her mother watches her suck a guy off.

Do you perhaps mean Jessica and Monica Sexxton?

 

[stupid frog]

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Katinamallad is her mom. This entire family needs help.

I've been suspicious she kept her mom's account since they went to spic country.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Do you perhaps mean Jessica and Monica Sexxton?
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No, there's another one I found it on Efukt. https://efukt.com/21198_Mom_Watches_Daughters_Blowjob_Audition.html

 

[NerdShamer]

Saw the tremor vid and I was cracking up on how small it is. It's like Godzilla squatting on a house!

I looked into Crystal Lust, and there is no comparing the two, Crystal is just another thot, but she actually has sex appeal, and of course actually has an ass (a massive one).

At least Crystal tries to be funny. But her incest vids are pure cringe.

I had to look up how much one of those Tremor toys were, just out of curiosity. $849, before any shipping fees. Nearly a grand for severely low-effort porn, even by Momo's non-existent standards.

(Late rate if ya must.)

Look on the bright side: Even sex toys can be cheap knock-offs.

 

[CobraPlissken]

She likely wants to fuck her dad.

I made this before the tremor video along with the other images I shared previously, with old Mariah quotes superimposed over current pics. Back then I didn't share it because it'd be in very poor taste, but since you mentioned it...

Spoiler: NSFW: daddy issues & movie Goomba blowjob