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So, are you telling me he didn't rape you behind a Papa John's in the 90s?!Hello, yes. I heard there was some autistic speculation about Ethan and me, so I decided to address it.
It wasn’t a fake relationship. I met Ethan ages ago when he shared my blog post on TRR and I DM’d to thank him. We turned into good online friends, and I was close with Nora too (I’ll get to that in a minute).
Ethan was divorcing at the same time my ex and I broke up in March. We were both feeling raw, and decided to hang out. I thought it would be a short rebound, but after a week or so, he was adamant about wanting to be together.
Backing up a little bit... I knew he was talking to Faith, the greasy teenager who looks like she eats bricks for breakfast. He presented it to me like it was a silly internet fling, nothing serious. I gave it very little thought.
When we were hanging out, I noticed on his computer there were DMs from Faith. I asked if she knew I was with him. He said he’d been telling her he was with his mom, who was in the hospital (she wasn’t).
Later, when he told me he wanted to “be together”, I told him to tell the 18 year old goodbye. Instead of doing that, he went and told Nora that we were together. Nora got (rightfully) pissed - she blocked me, and I would be very surprised if she ever spoke to me again. I regret this deeply.
Side note: Ethan confessed that Nora used to have a crush on me. He laughed that he was “cucking his ex wife”.
He ultimately did break up with Faith that day. I watched him do it in DMs. I thought it was over, but obviously it wasn’t.
I broke up with him (I think end of June) because overall I was having a hard time with the relationship. I didn’t like dating an “internet famous” person, for all the reasons you can imagine. I know everyone thinks I was chasing clout, but I liked Ethan. The only reason anyone even found out that we were dating, was because he announced it on the air to win an argument with Null.
I recently found out from kiwifarms that Faith was in LA at the same time Ethan was. I confronted him on it and he admitted it, but tried to say that nothing happened. Since I’m not a complete fucking retard, I know he’s full of shit.
I don’t know what other lies he’s told to Faith - but she definitely knew we were together when they were in LA. We were still public about it.
I don’t hate Ethan, but I wanted to get this off my chest because I am actually pretty angry, and people have been asking. I think it’s only fair that I get to clear up my side of things, so here we are.
Also, my big titty friend says hi.
Ayo hold up, are you mentally retarded or insane in some way?I know everyone thinks I was chasing clout, but I liked Ethan
Jesus, what a scumbag. What time period did Ralph start talking to Faith? Maybe we can cross reference it with her birthday or some shit.
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This is not proof that she is the real one.Wyświetl załącznik 1493523
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I don’t hate Ethan
You should come onto PPP's show and talk about it!Hello, yes. I heard there was some autistic speculation about Ethan and me, so I decided to address it.
It wasn’t a fake relationship. I met Ethan ages ago when he shared my blog post on TRR and I DM’d to thank him. We turned into good online friends, and I was close with Nora too (I’ll get to that in a minute).
Ethan was divorcing at the same time my ex and I broke up in March. We were both feeling raw, and decided to hang out. I thought it would be a short rebound, but after a week or so, he was adamant about wanting to be together.
Backing up a little bit... I knew he was talking to Faith, the greasy teenager who looks like she eats bricks for breakfast. He presented it to me like it was a silly internet fling, nothing serious. I gave it very little thought.
When we were hanging out, I noticed on his computer there were DMs from Faith. I asked if she knew I was with him. He said he’d been telling her he was with his mom, who was in the hospital (she wasn’t).
Later, when he told me he wanted to “be together”, I told him to tell the 18 year old goodbye. Instead of doing that, he went and told Nora that we were together. Nora got (rightfully) pissed - she blocked me, and I would be very surprised if she ever spoke to me again. I regret this deeply.
Side note: Ethan confessed that Nora used to have a crush on me. He laughed that he was “cucking his ex wife”.
He ultimately did break up with Faith that day. I watched him do it in DMs. I thought it was over, but obviously it wasn’t.
I broke up with him (I think end of June) because overall I was having a hard time with the relationship. I didn’t like dating an “internet famous” person, for all the reasons you can imagine. I know everyone thinks I was chasing clout, but I liked Ethan. The only reason anyone even found out that we were dating, was because he announced it on the air to win an argument with Null.
I recently found out from kiwifarms that Faith was in LA at the same time Ethan was. I confronted him on it and he admitted it, but tried to say that nothing happened. Since I’m not a complete fucking retard, I know he’s full of shit.
I don’t know what other lies he’s told to Faith - but she definitely knew we were together when they were in LA. We were still public about it.
I don’t hate Ethan, but I wanted to get this off my chest because I am actually pretty angry, and people have been asking. I think it’s only fair that I get to clear up my side of things, so here we are.
Also, my big titty friend says hi.
IT'S TRUE IN MY HEAD, SHUT THE FUCK UP.This is not proof that she is the real one.
If it was from January as Ade said, she'd still be 18 - birthday's the 17th September, 2001
According to Andy, Ralph went to the bathroom where he was after finishing the whore, dropped the robe and said "I´m next!", so yeah, he was talking about Ralph asking to be fucked. CRP vindicated. Tism prevails!NO. Andy is claiming Ralph wanted to be fucked by Andy.
Also, he cheated on Nora with a hooker.
The most important question.@adezero Exactly how oppressive is Ethan's gunt?
I've heard it described as a "meat hijab for his micropenis." How accurate is this statement?
Did you have to physically lift the gunt in order to access said micropenis?
PPP has never lied and never will lie to us. Without him we'd still think Ronnie Ralph was dead.This is not proof that she is the real one.