🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Here's the clip. Call audio fucks up some, not sure if that was just my end or not. Actually seems fine on this one so I think just my end.
The Gunt's Pathetic Phone Call.mp4

Two comments.

1. when MM asks “how’d you get this number?” And Ethan says “I have my ways” or whatever, you know who he sounded like? Fucking Wings of Redemption, when he was trying to flex on KeemStar and be all intimidating. I guess he got an old #/address/whatever of Keem’s and doxed him and then passed that info along to someone else Keem didn’t like. And when he was admitting it he sounded like such a nasty, smug, self satisfied slug- just like WoR did- you could hear the chili stuffed grin in his voice and it always gave me creepy vibes.

-and-

2. Ethan sounds a lot like DSP when he laughs. To the point that I was browsing the thread and when I listened to one of the videos my husband, who isnt quuiiite as autistic as I am, dead ass asked me if I was watching something about DSP. His laugh is so annoying g and grating- high pitched and smug- that he sounds really close to DSP’s “ack ack ack ack”, the only significant difference is that it’s just faster and higher pitched.

I’m calling it here and now: Ethan Ralph is morphing into an amalgamation of some of the grossest cows: the addictions, inability to take any criticism, and inability to care for himself (physically, mentally, emotionally) like WoR and the weird impulsiveness and social retardation of DSP (going after young girls cause older ones are grossed out by him, the drinking, the fake nervous socially inappropriate laugh) and how they both have no self control and use people until they’re bled dry and then toss them aside wo a thought (Woody, Rambo, et al).

Ethan Ralph is all the worst qualities of.DSP and WoR combined. Fat, drunk, can’t control himself in any manner, goes after younger girls or girls who are emotionally stunted or who need something from them, wasteful, thin skinned and pissed away any and all good will they maybe once had.

Wings of Dsp

 

[nyess]

Imagine that you're Ralph for a moment while you prank call Jarbo

You make a joke about him ubering on christmas, having a job to do on the holidays like a lot of people do, because the entire rest of the world doesn't take a day off on some sanctioned holidays

This is someone doing their part as a man taking care of his family and upholding his responsibility to make money, and literally Ralph's big comeback against Jarbo is

"LOL I bet you had to work on christmas and you had to be away from your family. huh huh, what a loser. I didn't have to work because I don't have a job and also I have no family because I ignore my mom and my dad's dead. Owned"

Like I honestly don't think Ralph realizes how cringy he sounds during this clip

 

[BlancoMailo]

Imagine that you're Ralph for a moment while you prank call Jarbo

You make a joke about him ubering on christmas, having a job to do on the holidays like a lot of people do, because the entire rest of the world doesn't take a day off on some sanctioned holidays

This is someone doing their part as a man taking care of his family and upholding his responsibility to make money, and literally Ralph's big comeback against Jarbo is

"LOL I bet you had to work on christmas and you had to be away from your family. huh huh, what a loser. I didn't have to work because I don't have a job and also I have no family because I ignore my mom and my dad's dead. Owned"

Like I honestly don't think Ralph realizes how cringy he sounds during this clip

The best part is he had all the time in the world to plan out what he was going to say, had the element of surprise, and called him up in the middle of the night to make sure he'd be groggy, only to still lose to Mundane fucking Matt of all people because Ralph's life is so pathetic that the best way to insult him is to just read his biography out loud.

 

[Dubious Dubu]

Like I honestly don't think Ralph realizes how cringy he sounds during this clip

I believe deep down Ralph knows it is all wrong, everything about his persona and behavior over the years. But he really wants to try to be a mini-Dick. Years ago he tried to pull off having Trump like witty comebacks and charisma, and failed at that. And over the past couple of years he has been doing the same grifting off Dick's shtick... and again is terrible at mimicking Dick too. He has no personality, merely a copy of a copy. Which means Gator is a copy of a copy of a copy.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Ethan Ralph is all the worst qualities of.DSP and WoR combined. Fat, drunk, can’t control himself in any manner, goes after younger girls or girls who are emotionally stunted or who need something from them, wasteful, thin skinned and pissed away any and all good will they maybe once had.

Wings of Dsp

Wings of Dark Syde TheRalphReTooter

Hmmm. So Ralph likes alliteration.
Tommy Tooter likes alliteration.

Ralph likes trash burgers.
Tommy Tooter likes trash burgers.

Ralph has questionable experiences with girls of questionable age.
Tommy Tooter has questionable experiences with girls of questionable age!

Tommy Tooter is a known dog abuser.
Ralph's kitty tried to escape...

Also both have a vendetta against these fine Kiwi Farms (despite both maintaining accounts here).

EDIT: This post was really broken when I first posted it (in a number of ways), and I'm pretty sure it wasn't my fault.

 

[BlancoMailo]

I believe deep down Ralph knows it is all wrong, everything about his persona and behavior over the years. But he really wants to try to be a mini-Dick. Years ago he tried to pull off having Trump like witty comebacks and charisma, and failed at that. And over the past couple of years he has been doing the same grifting off Dick's shtick... and again is terrible at mimicking Dick too. He has no personality, merely a copy of a copy. Which means Gator is a copy of a copy of a copy.

 

[jimmyskidmark]

I was looking for the second time he played the call hoping it was an uninterrupted play through, but nope.

But here are a couple other funny parts.

Out of jail like Tupac.

god the phone call was so pathetic and desperate. this was like a prank call of a 15-year-old. All he did was bring up shit Jim talked about 5 years ago

 

[heathercho]

I was looking for the second time he played the call hoping it was an uninterrupted play through, but nope.

But here are a couple other funny parts.

Ralph Clip 1.mp4
Ralph Clip 2.mp4
Out of jail like Tupac.

I haven't watched the Killstream since they did their IRL shit, because Ethan is a retard....
But wtf has happened to these people?

Ralph looks really porcine, yet somehow also manages to look like a bearded Kewpie Doll... I can't even wrap my head around it.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Earlier, when Ralph took that young girl he's babysitting to the museum, he mentioned Matt for some reason, to which I asked "Does Jim even own a suit?"

Now, needing a dopamine hit, confirmed alcoholic Ethan Ralph has called Mundane Matt seeking an easy win (and not finding it), as Sargon tried to pwn Kristi Winters and Kevin Logan and totally failed in the wake of Hello Jim/Goodbye Carl.

So add Sargon to the list of cows of which Ralph is an amalgamation.

 

[jimmyskidmark]

I haven't watched the Killstream since they did their IRL shit, because Ethan is a retard....
But wtf has happened to these people?

Ralph looks really porcine, yet somehow also manages to look like a bearded Kewpie Doll... I can't even wrap my head around it.

Id say the phone call to Matt and the twitter fight with Faiths Father put Ethan squarely into self parody. Its like hes become a living clip reel of his worst qualities.

 

[Memology 101]

I don't think the video is actually Memology's. Someone saying it was just ear juice doing a bit.

Ear Juice has been emulating my editing style trying to claim those are my videos. They aren't.

 

[BlancoMailo]

Ear Juice has been emulating my editing style trying to claim those are my videos. They aren't.

Since you're here, what's the minimum age you'd date?

 

[Memology 101]

Since you're here, what's the minimum age you'd date?

I am 27, so 23. Any more pressing questions?

 

[Laura Loomer]

I am 27, so 23. Any more pressing questions?

Make memology great again, put in some effort ffs.

 

[MeltyTW]

Zidan seemed like the only one of the Gunt Guard who actually had self respect and was willing to call out the Gunt on his bs

i wouldnt even really call him gunt guard tbh

I am 27, so 23. Any more pressing questions?

are you sure you dont want to date any girl as she comes of the graduation stage? i hear from ethan its very fulfilling and not at all creepy even if you were ten years older

 

[Hamsteroid]

I am 27, so 23. Any more pressing questions?

What is your take on Dame Pedos defending Ralph's choice in (barely legal) "women" as hard as he is?
Is he genuinely guntguarding or is he playing the long game?

 

[Superman93]

I am 27, so 23. Any more pressing questions?

What’s your opinion on this shitshow and dame’s hypocrisy?

 

[Memology 101]

What’s your opinion on this shitshow and dame’s hypocrisy?

You need to provide an example of the hypocrisy bit. Because otherwise you are losing me.

 

[PonPonPataPon]

This Memology press conference in the thread is more journalism than Ralph has done in his entire life.

 

[PhoBingas]

I think you are going over the character limit for the chat price.

There fixed my post.

Edit
Did a few tests but didn't try to send them but yeah it should have been within the limit.

Every chat I tried to send was under 45 characters. 50 character limit for two leafbux