🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[PonPonPataPon]

They could always just ask Jim.

Imagine Jim impersonating a Jim impersonator. That would be the kino coup de grace.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Look at this touch-typing faggot, he has to constantly look down at his keyboard to make sure that his fingers are in the right place.

 

[GearProject20]

They need to get a Zidan impersonator. Imagine the look on Ralph's face

 

[Garth]

this is insane, i never thought this would come to ppp beating ralph in views. i thought at most he would drive him offline. Ralphs sperging brought ppp from an obscure person with a handful of anons watching him into an actual competitor for views that he is losing to badly, Dunno how you can fuck up like this

This is free fun.

The Killstream is just hand-rubbing tryhard paypig trash.

 

[Vetti]

I like how fake Rand is getting more viewers than the real one could ever dream of.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Why would you doubt PPP, Godwinson and Kraut? Time and time again they have proved themselves to be paragons of virtue and truth.
Tonight we are all mensch, my mensch!

 

[KebabShopSauce]

I actually can't get over how slow Ralph's chat is.

 

[PonPonPataPon]

They need to get a Zidan impersonator. Imagine the look on Ralph's face

Honestly, if Surfer could pick up the pace of his speech a bit he would sound a lot like Zidan.

 

[Had]

I like how fake Rand is getting more viewers than the real one could ever dream of.

>Im rand now

 

[Joe Swanson]

I actually can't get over how slow Ralph's chat is.

well when you ban most of the poeple watching, its kinda inevitable

 

[Vetti]

Honestly, if Surfer could pick up the pace of his speech a bit he would sound a lot like Zidan.

Surfer's accent is way too thick to pull that off.

 

[Gold Train]

Holy fuck the gunt is getting BTFO even more tonight. Checked in on Ralph's stream and he was asking some nobody "what is your opinion on the current state of the united states".
Like who the fuck cares what this nerd has to say? Gay.

I commented "this is fucking boring" and got instabanned. PPP won

 

[Crystal Golem]

All you doubting Thomases are quibbling over every brick in the road are missing the destination where a beet red ralph screams endlessly about obvious lies and works himself into yet another fit online.

Plus think of how pissed ralph is for getting his numbers kneecapped over this.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

forgive my unfamiliarity with rand but is he actually just like a crazy alt right aussie or is it a joke?

 

[PonPonPataPon]

I could actually see a non-mensch like Ralph hearing this and genuinely believing this is Rand and instantly starting a shitstorm on Twitter, maybe even going as far as immediately dropping the notorious recording of Rand mourning his child.

 

[UnKillFill]

The fake dad bit was gay as shit, but fake Rand is pretty funny.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

forgive my unfamiliarity with rand but is he actually just like a crazy alt right aussie or is it a joke?

He really is a crazy alt right aussie, always blaming the jews and the blacks for every stubbed toe or personal shortcoming.

 

[UnKillFill]

forgive my unfamiliarity with rand but is he actually just like a crazy alt right aussie or is it a joke?

Yes.

 

[PhoBingas]

Wait...is she retarded? Like, I am not even fucking around. Because that is some fuckin short bus shit.

Wouldn't surprise me if she was on the spectrum.

 

[Megadosing]

Hot off the press: RALPH'S FATHER IS ALIVE, I repeat, Ralph's father is alive.