🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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King Nigger The 3rd powiedział(a):
Don’t ask questions you already know the answer to.
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well i mean i went from "ralph is probably a creep but nothing more" to "holy shit ralph is actually a child molester" in a day or two. i went from thinking ralph was harmless to worrying about his grooming victims, no joke. surely he will take one action that is just neutral or bad without coming across as a child molester, even the times where he tries to be good to Faith im left thinking "holy shit this guy fucks kids" even dahmer or gacey had some moments when viewed in isolation dont come across as creepy. Ralph is Frank Reynolds-ing this hard
 
PhoBingas powiedział(a):
Not impossible. If you can manage to not do meth for 15 to 20 days, you'll break physical dependency. After that it's pretty much just staying away from people who smoke or sell meth.
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Those 15 to 20 days are gonna suck though. And I can't see someone hanging around a notorious pills-and-booze type like Ralph and managing to sober up and not stabbing him to death.

Schlomo Silverscreenblatt powiedział(a):
On the MQ, we can go back to the former paypiggie @Lord Akira's post here where he stated that ralph was (at least) formerly doing meth, that is if you take is word for it. If he was doing meth previously or still is, it's not farfetched to say that he still has those contacts
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I found this post which pointed out he was on probation and so has to take urine tests

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralph-theralphretort.16672/post-4394187

Which raises the question of when his probation ended?
 
Holy fuck. this "hot 18-year-old" has Ricky Berwick-tier teeth.

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Look at the brightside, maybe ralph is hopping on the new diet trend sweeping the nation. I hear meth is all the rage with the kiddies.

Cant wait to see Ralph picking at his face. I don't want to think this is the bottom for Ralph. I foresee fathoms before he hits rock bottom, even then I pray he finds the continental shelf, to continue this generous entertainment he keeps offering up.
 
Gustav Schuchardt powiedział(a):
Those 15 to 20 days are gonna suck though. And I can't see someone hanging around a notorious pills-and-booze type like Ralph and managing to sober up and not stabbing him to death.



I found this post which pointed out he was on probation and so has to take urine tests

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-ralph-theralphretort.16672/post-4394187

Which raises the question of when his probation ended?
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IIRC a little before the pillstream but I could be wrong. It's easy enough to buy or get clean pee and buy or rig up a fake piss apparatus.

*Edit because I'm a potato nigger who can't spell.


jimmyskidmark powiedział(a):
man, ive always wondered about him. how the fuck can you do 8 and 9 hour streams about anime voice actors and be a practicing lawyer? doesnt that shit take up all your time?
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IIRC Rackets said he never renewed his BAR licence because he made more money on youtube. Full on grifter mode.

**Double edit to not double post
 
JewBacca powiedział(a):
Cant wait to see Ralph picking at his face. I don't want to think this is the bottom for Ralph. I foresee fathoms before he hits rock bottom, even then I pray he finds the continental shelf, to continue this generous entertainment he keeps offering up.
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My guess on absolute rock bottom, he gets drunk and smokes meth with Fai Fai then they have the nastiest sex possible infront of everyone on stream. Then to add insult to injury Dlive jannies refuse to take it down because they hate him so much at this point.
 
Funkmaster powiedział(a):
Holy fuck. this "hot 18-year-old" has Ricky Berwick-tier teeth.

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All joking aside, I've seen worse. It would be expensive ($500/cap at a chain dental shop; veneers are also an option but they're more expensive, don't last as long and require a healthy substrate to adhere to that may not be present after meth) but it's doable. If it's not an in house/same day install it would be brutal though, just months of going in and replacing each fucked up chic-let one by one every couple weeks after they get fedex'd in from the lab. And walking around with those temps, hoping the Gunt doesn't swallow one when he's searching between your gums for leftovers.
 
b0o0pinsn0o0tz powiedział(a):
My guess on absolute rock bottom, he gets drunk and smokes meth with Fai Fai then they have the nastiest sex possible infront of everyone on stream. Then to add insult to injury Dlive jannies refuse to take it down because they hate him so much at this point.
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Not sure what I did to you, that you would attempt to put those images in my head. I avoid the animal farms for a reason.
 
jimmyskidmark powiedział(a):
man, ive always wondered about him. how the fuck can you do 8 and 9 hour streams about anime voice actors and be a practicing lawyer? doesnt that shit take up all your time?
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Also the whole father thing. his kids constantly show up at the door of his clubhouse cause they obviously miss him.
 
PhoBingas powiedział(a):
IIRC a little before the pillstream but I could be wrong. It's easy enough to buy or get clean pee and buy or rig up a fake piss apparatus.
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Lol I just imagine his last visit to parole officer is like that scene out of Gattaca

"Go ahead Ethan, enjoy your next hit of meth in peace as a free man"
"Wait, you knew I've been using this whole time?"
"Obviously you retard, you've been handing me ice cold piss for every drug test for the last two years."
 
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