🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Came in here to say that video on the main page, where Ralph is talking about the "anime waifu" version of him having "smaller titties moobs" than IRL, like bragging about hairy moobs being funny... that was fucking gross and it's hilarious how bad he is at this.

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BUT holy fucking shit this is physically painful to read. THAT'S some cringe. I cannot imagine EVER saying this to my partner's parents and vice versa, what the fuck. Does he think this looks good to his fans?

The vast majority of people I know also have at least enough of a respectful relationship with their GF/BF/spouse's parents to not say shit like this. And on social media? Really? You think people will think this is funny? Or does he just expect most of his audience is degens or something? Considering his conservative slant, this is the exact type of shit to not sit well with those people. "Yeah my girlfriend's father accused me of being a sick fuck pedo, so I bragged about plowing her until she was disabled lol"

Cringe and cope, 0/10 retort.

 

[soy_king]

They do that in 'merica?

The British Museum also has a restaurant inside it, but then again, the Brits are a fairly chunky bunch....

 

[Easterling]

The British Museum also has a restaurant inside it, but then again, the Brits are a fairly chunky bunch....

Have you ever been inside it? Its fucking massive, the place warrents at least half a day to full appericate all the artefacts so it makes sense to have something to eat while your there. (well at least it would make sense if the prices weren't steep as fuck anyway)

 

[2021Murder]

how long before rekieta guest stars with ralph to talk about how the daddy has no case?

When has IBS' very own lionel hutz let us down?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

When has IBS' very own lionel hutz let us down?

In terms of giving lulz Nick is very good at that (watching a faggot like Ron "the remote" Soye get more and more unhinged will never get old). But in terms of getting results I'll accept he's really bad at it.

 

[soy_king]

Have you ever been inside it? Its fucking massive, the place warrents at least half a day to full appericate all the artefacts so it makes sense to have something to eat while your there. (well at least it would make sense if the prices weren't steep as fuck anyway)

Yes. It took me two full days to go through it all

Have you ever been to the Metropolitan? Its arguably just as big

 

[Had]

Nectar.webm

 

[Love Machine]

So if Faith was doing meth(I guess she was judging by the teeth), what are the chances that she is still using? Could she be doing meth in mama Ralph's house? I really wonder what mama Ralph thinks of all this...

 

[Near]

Hey @theralph, can I date your daughter, Faith in a couple of years?

 

[Glade Candles]

I really wonder what mama Ralph thinks of all this...

"Where's mah pills?"

 

[Psicopax]

So to everyone using Youtube-DL (DLG), here is some settings that you might find useful, especially if you are archiving.
Archiving videos is now more important than ever, especially when it comes to Ralph, PPP, Godwinson etc. People who either gets flagged a lot or deletes stuff.

First get:
Youtube-dl
FFmpeg

Here are the install instructions of Youtube-dl, it also has more options: Youtube-dl Instructions

Most of the options are done in the youtube-dl.conf file in the extraction folder where you placed youtube-dl. If you don't have a youtube-dl.conf file, make it. (or use mine)
To those who can't be assed, i have attached my config file, but i recommend reading this so you know what the options do.
Just download it and change it from youtube-dl.txt to youtube-dl.conf

Spoiler: File Name Meta/Output

-i
-o "%(uploader)s (%(uploader_id)s)/%(upload_date)s - %(title)s - (%(duration)ss) [%(resolution)s] [%(id)s].%(ext)s"

This setting turns the name of the downloaded video into:
Folder: PPP (UCXiyPdmGd_G9mkCdqIPChmQ)

Video: 20200705 - Naive Killstream Pey Slides Into My Dm’s - (3248s) [1280x720] [puCTtNq7ous]

Spoiler: Archive Settings

# Archive Settings
--download-archive youtube-dl-archive.txt
-a youtube-dl-channels.txt

Here there is a tiny bit more work. Make a text file called "youtube-dl-archive.txt" and don't do anything else with it. Youtube-dl will automatically write video IDs in here and checks it to see what videos you have already downloaded.

Now make a text file called "youtube-dl-channels.txt"
Here you put what channels you want the software to search through and archive the videos/new video of whenever you open Youtube-dl.

Example:
#PPP (The # makes the software skip the line so you can write the name of the channel above the link)
Link to Youtube, Bitchute, etc channel here

Spoiler: Conversion

# Uniform Format
--prefer-ffmpeg
--merge-output-format mkv

Make sure you have downloaded ffmpeg and it is located in the extraction folder of Youtube-dl. If you have the settings above, the software will then use ffmpeg to convert the video file to .mkv

Spoiler: Subtitles

# Get All Subs to SRT
--write-sub
--all-subs
--convert-subs srt

This is if you want to also download the subtitles

Spoiler: Metadata

# Get metadata
--add-metadata
--write-description
--write-thumbnail

This downloads a text file with the video description and downloads the thumbnail of the video

Spoiler: Debug

# Debug
-v

Spoiler: It Should Now Look Like This

Spoiler: Youtube-DLG

Youtube-DLG is better for archiving a channel at once or just putting in single videos and not for the whole "Archive these channels at every start". So if you use Youtube-DLG i recommend NOT using the archive settings above, but just the others.
The way to do this is different since it has a config window built in so you don't need the config file. Just follow this:

That should be about it.

Edit: Added dedicated instructions for Youtube-DLG

 

[High Tea]

So if Faith was doing meth(I guess she was judging by the teeth), what are the chances that she is still using? Could she be doing meth in mama Ralph's house? I really wonder what mama Ralph thinks of all this...

I mean, do we honestly think drugs aren't involved? And I'm sure mama Ralph is well aware of what her son is up to. It's not a very big house.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

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thanks for the new profile picture

 

[Desktop User2]

So if Faith was doing meth(I guess she was judging by the teeth), what are the chances that she is still using? Could she be doing meth in mama Ralph's house? I really wonder what mama Ralph thinks of all this...

I would guess "don't get high on your own supply" is a house rule at the Ralph Manor

 

[MeltyTW]

Seriously, what's the difference? The exclamation mark?
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is ethan ever going to take a choice where he doesnt choose the obvious child molester route?

 

[King Nigger The 3rd]

is ethan ever going to take a choice where he doesnt choose the obvious child molester route?

Don’t ask questions you already know the answer to.

 

[PhoBingas]

So if Faith was doing meth(I guess she was judging by the teeth), what are the chances that she is still using? Could she be doing meth in mama Ralph's house? I really wonder what mama Ralph thinks of all this...

Makes sense as to why they were both here at like 6AM EST the other day. She seems pretty unstable already, but I doubt she'd be able to handle going in public to a museum on meth and not get kicked out for being strung unless she was a seasoned smoker, and if she was she'd have no blockers (front teeth)

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

COME HOME FAITH

See this is what I love about this Internet Drama shit. The interview with "Mr Vickers" was designed to spawn the 'Faith Come Home' meme. Ralph's audience of a logs and autists pick up on this shit and will spam him with it and he'll react in a dumb way.

And the thing is if it was happening to Donga or Mundane Matt he'd be doing who shows based on it so it's not like he's an innocent victim. None of these e-celebs are innocent. None of them are without sin. And the bizarre thing is they've created the environment that will eventually destroy them.

The vast majority of people I know also have at least enough of a respectful relationship with their GF/BF/spouse's parents to not say shit like this. And on social media? Really? You think people will think this is funny? Or does he just expect most of his audience is degens or something? Considering his conservative slant, this is the exact type of shit to not sit well with those people. "Yeah my girlfriend's father accused me of being a sick fuck pedo, so I bragged about plowing her until she was disabled lol"

I think he's been in this IBS take on all comers mode for so long he doesn't even realize that normal people don't act like this.

So if Faith was doing meth(I guess she was judging by the teeth), what are the chances that she is still using? Could she be doing meth in mama Ralph's house? I really wonder what mama Ralph thinks of all this...

Isn't it basically impossible to get off meth unless you've got iron self-control? Something I imagine is pretty hard to have if you're 18, developmentally disabled, mentally ill, on meth, dating a fuckup like Ralph, and have fallen out with your family and move across the country to Ralph's Mum's hovel.

I can't really see Ralph being particularly supportive of her kicking the habit given he gets blackout drunk every night and has no job nor hope of ever getting one and the only thing in his life is his failing show.

The sad fact is that Faith is screwed and probably has been since her last boyfriend got her on meth.

 

[PhoBingas]

Isn't it basically impossible to get off meth unless you've got iron self-control? Something I imagine is pretty hard to have if you're 18, developmentally disabled, mentally ill, on meth, dating a fuckup like Ralph, and have fallen out with your family and move across the country to Ralph's Mum's hovel.

Not impossible. If you can manage to not do meth for 15 to 20 days, you'll break physical dependency. After that it's pretty much just staying away from people who smoke or sell meth.