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[Opinion Discarded]

So uh, is that just for FtMs or like... everyone? Asking for a friend.

It can also happen in women with endometriosis, I think.

Eh, you might want to pity anyone playing against Rose City Rollers (Portland). They consist of mostly troons and are ranked number 1 in the world (for women's flat track derby). I wonder why that is......

You weren't kidding, it's nothing but troons and genderspecial women. My personal favorite:



And isn't roller derby a contact sport, more or less? I wonder if any women- sorry, I mean AFAB non-binary folx have been injured being pushed around by the linebacker-sized troons.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I mean AFAB non-binary folx have been injured being pushed around by the linebacker-sized troons.

If it's going to happen I hope a woman sues the hell out of the people who allow this shit.

Male troons are now forbidden to play womens rugby because they are too dangerous and female troons who want to play with actual men have to sign a document where they aknowledge that they might get badly injured.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Saw someone selling this in a merch group.

Can I enjoy anything without troons screeching about themselves anymore?



And of course the band has an anime name.

 

[Polytetrafluoroethylene]

BUCKLE UP, BUCKAROOS- it's gonna be a wild ride! Meet Emily, a plural otherkin transbian with more issues than you can shake your girldick at:

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Based mom.
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He has a separate account for one of his headmates:

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In typical Twitter tranny fashion he hates TERFs, transphobes, and JK Rowling:

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Artery is the name of one of his headmates by the way lmao.
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He's just an angry, violent person in general:

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And he's pro-cannibalism!

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He has delusions about... cake?

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But sometimes he has moments of clarity:

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He has a troon "girlfriend":

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Note: Emivoidcutest is 18 and the Twitter user responding is 15.
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Plus he's just gross:

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Enjoy!

 

[OttoWest]

Jesus Christ. I pity any woman trying to derby against that.

An oldie but goodie: 4-7 are the troons. The rest are wimpy enby females.

6’7” of pure girl power:

^Joe Kaiser, who skates under the name June Gloom, has a blog. Here’s the top entry entitled “tranniversary” where Joe rhapsodizes about the first time he jerked off to tranny porn and first infiltrating women’s roller derby as a male ref:

today is not the anniversary of when i saw that episode of magic’s secrets revealed with the female ribbon twirler and i thought “man, i’d like to be her” only to tell my best friend and have her suggest something was wrong with me.

today is not the anniversary of buying my first two skirts at a thrift shop in park ridge and hiding them under my bed, then wearing one of them to a stage crew gig and having a friend yell at me for wearing it.

today is not the anniversary of the first time i masturbated, accidentally while surfing a british cross-dressing supply site, not entirely sure what i had just experienced, and having my therapist suggest a few days later that i go to a drag show to see how i felt.

today is not the anniversary of shaving my facial hair and putting on my first wig in my college apartment, staring at myself in the mirror and not feeling anything, the day before i interviewed to be editor of the college paper and then collapsed on my bed and had a text fight with another friend.

today is not the anniversary of crying at my first roller derby game because i wanted to be a derby girl and didn’t have the right parts.

today is not the anniversary of getting kicked out of my first women’s roller derby league as a closeted male-presenting referee and being called a sexist.

today is not the anniversary of giving an interview to the windy city times saying i wasn’t a dude even though i looked like a dude.

today is not the anniversary of transferring to a women’s roller derby league and then getting called too dangerous and crying in the corner.

today is not the other anniversary of that same thing at another league.

today is not the anniversary of trying to hook up with a dude because it felt more female and hating myself afterwards.

today is not the anniversary of visiting a club for trans women only to be assaulted by a tranny chaser.

today is not the anniversary of wearing my first dress to work because i had to tell HR about how my boss said a bunch of ignorant shit about me and i wanted to look the part.

two years ago today i sat in a doctor’s office with a syringe and stared at my thigh, breathing deeply.

“you can do it!” said one of the physician’s assistants tasked to help me figure out how to inject myself with delestrogen.

“i’m sorry this is taking so long, but it’s just my entire life has been leading up to this moment.”

but i did it. i pushed the needle all the way in, and then gave myself my first estrogen shot.

just me, in a quiet room, affirming my gender on my own terms for the first time. not asking for permission or validation or acceptance. just making my gender my own in the purest way, 5 milliliters at a time.

happy tranniversary to me.

 

[Corn Flakes]

@OttoWest @Apteryx I don't think I have enough "horrifying" reactions for those posts, thank you.

 

[mottley_crue]

The most ironic thing that troondom has done that I know troons didn’t anticipate is that troondom has just made the biological differences between males and females that much more obvious. Before, when troondom wasn’t at the forefront of society and trannies weren’t paraded around for everyone to see, I never really paid attention to men and women’s biological differences. I didn’t notice how much longer men’s faces are than women’s faces, or how broad men’s shoulders really are compared to women’s shoulders. I didn’t notice how wide women’s hips were compared to men’s hips, or how small the female skull size was compared to a male skull size. I didn’t use to notice how men’s pectorals are more spread apart than women’s chests. Now, thanks to trannies, I notice that shit constantly. It’s what makes clocking trannies so damn easy if you know what to look for.

In their attempt to look like the opposite sex, trannies, in an amazing twist of irony, end up highlighting the biological differences between the sexes. And yet they continue to think that the only difference between males and females is genitalia.

 

[Potatis Salad]

The sheer nerve for a troon to join a roller derby team and start plowing into women. They HAVE to know that 99% of the audience thinks it's fucked up, right? I can't believe they have the gall.

Even this skinny dude (back left) is so much taller:

I found a photographer's website with lots of pics from years' worth of roller derby bouts. The sport really is inclusive of all different types of women, which is genuinely cool. Plenty of fat chicks are participating who probably would not otherwise be in athletics. I looked through a ton of pics and it seems that only a fraction of the players are troons...but it doesn't take that many men to make the game much more risky for women. Helmet and kneepads or not, a woman in a pushing contest against a 6'7" hulking male is gonna have a bad time.

 

[AnOminous]

So, in short, you can't be a femboy if you have a chad jawline or a lazy 5 o'clock shadow or a gut or enough body hair a baby chimpanzee could cling on to you for easy transport. If a femboy doesn't look like a girl, then he's not a femboy.

Troons hate traps almost as much as they hate real women, because traps also have something they'll never have.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Troons hate traps almost as much as they hate real women, because traps also have something they'll never have.

That's why troons are so vocal about being Real Women/Men. They know that they can't make men (or women, for that matter) fall for their disguise like a competent trap would. So, since they can't fool anyone with eyeballs, they have to try social control to force everybody to believe that 2+2=5.

I wonder whether troons understand that traps in real life aren't like traps in anime. Contrary to anime traps who might as well be flatchested girls with dicks, most traps IRL don't pass 100% of the time either. You're very rarely going to find a trap in real life that doesn't immediately clock as an effeminate man. A cute one, perhaps, but still a man. That's why they have a reputation for catfishing: since their interactions are online, they only release the pictures/videos that make them look good.

(Meanwhile the troons make a point out of releasing pictures/videos that make them look bad. I don't get it either.)

 

[AnOminous]

(Meanwhile the troons make a point out of releasing pictures/videos that make them look bad. I don't get it either.)

Many of them are profoundly autistic and literally don't know they look like horror shows.

 

[grandpasatan]

The sheer nerve for a troon to join a roller derby team and start plowing into women. They HAVE to know that 99% of the audience thinks it's fucked up, right? I can't believe they have the gall.

The look of intense worry on the woman of the right's face when she watches the other woman getting (grabbed? held? definitely about to get KNOCKED into) by a giant fuckin' dude says it all.

 

[edgy supermacy]

The look of intense worry on the woman of the right's face when she watches the other woman getting (grabbed? held? definitely about to get KNOCKED into) by a giant fuckin' dude says it all.

how is this a bad thing? Women had had to play life on easy mode for their whole life. What's the problem with having the rug pulled out from beneath them. Ether prove that you're competent enough to compete against men or become a trad wife and start washing dishes.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

how is this a bad thing? Women had had to play life on easy mode for their whole life. What's the problem with having the rug pulled out from beneath them. Ether prove that you're competent enough to compete against men or become a trad wife and start washing dishes.

Women literally cannot compete against men in physical contests. Women in pro soccer lose to high school boys.

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

how is this a bad thing? Women had had to play life on easy mode for their whole life. What's the problem with having the rug pulled out from beneath them. Ether prove that you're competent enough to compete against men or become a trad wife and start washing dishes.

You sound legitimately retarded.

 

[Skipjack]

The look of intense worry on the woman of the right's face when she watches the other woman getting (grabbed? held? definitely about to get KNOCKED into) by a giant fuckin' dude says it all.

Ignoring the gigantic swinging dong on this dainty lady, I want to add something very crucial: women have weaker neck muscles than men and are therefore more prone to concussion, even without direct head contact due to the whiplash of impact. That's (one of the reasons) why women's non-contact sports such as soccer and basketball have higher concussion rates than their male equivalents. Even non-contact female equivalents of contact sports such as lacrosse and ice hockey have higher rates than you'd expect. In fact, women's ice hockey has a concussion rate about as high if not higher than men's, despite the lack of checking: a hard fall can be disastrous.

One of the sports where appear to suffer fewer concussions than there male counterparts is rugby, a full-contact sport for both. In rugby, tackling is more of a drag-down as opposed to a check, so someone smaller wouldn't be able to cause quite as much of an injury. I'm sure you're starting to see the catastrophic issues that could arise from letting males into roller derby.

 

[edgy supermacy]

Women literally cannot compete against men in physical contests. Women in pro soccer lose to high school boys.

Then they shouldn't have a career as a professional athlete. Creating a special league for people who weren't good enough for the real thing just screams sjw. It's also insulting. Are we going to treat being a woman as a disability?

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Are we going to treat being a woman as a disability?

Yes

Edit: thats what you get for using reaction images

 

[Circular Tyrant]

Are we going to treat being a woman as a disability?

edit: you fucker don't ninja me

 

[Corn Flakes]

Many of them are profoundly autistic and literally don't know they look like horror shows.

Good point. Although I think many of them are doing it just because that's what they all do. Ugly or not, the asspats come all the same.

Speaking of autism, though...

Then they shouldn't have a career as a professional athlete. Creating a special league for people who weren't good enough for the real thing just screams sjw. It's also insulting. Are we going to treat being a woman as a disability?

The 'tism is strong with this one.