🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

>When you see your 34 year old boyfriend's shit mansion.

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What is this emotion?

The emotion of knowing you've hit the crackshack motherlode.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I don't know if anyone's listening to Godwinson, but he implied a few moments ago that they almost got Jim to play Mr. Vickers.

Too good to be true? Probably, but it's nice to dream.

 

[Null]

 

[Hamsteroid]

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My tiddies are bigger than that actually

Yes. Yes they are

 

[Step Away From The Melon]

Yeah, it's amazing how no one seems to care about this drama. All the discussion about it are from people who simply don't care.

Ain't going to lie I'm loving this season's harvest, near redemption arc for Jihadi Jarbo and Abu Sargoy Al Applebee's has more standing than the host of the gunt.

 

[ClipBitch]

Kraut spamming hahaha a few pages ago makes sense now, lol. He didn't know vickers was fake until after the show.

 

[Vetti]

The Godwinson stream is hitting the numbers Ralph's stream did last night just for the record.

 

[WTFrU?]

Yeah, it's amazing how no one seems to care about this drama. All the discussion about it are from people who simply don't care.

Oh there are a lot of people in this, and surrounding threads, who don't 'actually care'. But it's like a multiple vehicle car wreck on a freeway, everyone is gonna slow down and rubberneck on the way past.

Okay, maybe this more like two homeless meth heads in a slap fight at a 7-11 carpark, but the point remains: People are gonna point and laugh. Because it's retarded and not happening to them.

I mean, usually I just check Trashburger's thread every few days to see if he's finally OD'd or had that cardiac incident we all know is coming. But I don't care about him. Or anyone else involved. When he dies, I'll laugh, probably say something like "I'm amazed it took this long" and go on with my day, because nothing of value will have been lost.

And so will +95% of people who have any idea who Ralph, Dick or Null even are.

 

[Troon Carey]

That wasn't actually him.

FUCK I'VE BEEN OWNED BY THE INTERNET TROLLS. I MUST GO SUDOKU, NOW.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

No amount of nectar is worth doing this
@PhoBingas

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

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Aww that's sweet, showing off your toddler's drawing and putting it up on the fridge stream

 

[Carrion]

No amount of nectar is worth doing this
@PhoBingas
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@PhoBingas nibba be overdosing on nectar

 

[Sam Losco]

Over 9000.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

No amount of nectar is worth doing this
@PhoBingas
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Skipping work, and being a paypig? Noooo, this is how it starts, every time. Never be a capo.

 

[Mr.Downer]

@theralph you should invest in more viewbots

 

[Desktop User2]

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I'm curious about her macaroni sculptures as well: rondelli Ralph

 

[MelloYello]

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Remember Faith, Ethan Ralph recorded this and put it online. Nobody else did.

Is she a potato? That'd make a lot of sense...
and going by her looks, I'd say JF would definitely hit it.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

PPP and Godwinson are my favorite combo. I hope they don't break once the funny with ralph dries up

 

[Bruno]

I just think it's funny it took Ralph all of one day to drop the same "muh dik" commentary on Faith's father that the Facebook failtroll did.

Is it still failtrolling if it opens a can of worms and turns out to actually mirror the subject's personality?

Seriously, what's the difference? The exclamation mark?

 

[PhoBingas]

Skipping work, and being a paypig? Noooo, this is how it starts, every time. Never be a capo.

All I want is PPP to buy himself a decent coffee. He deserves better than Burger King's reject coffee.