🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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The restaurant is inside the museum:

That tiny burger cost $15:
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The Burger isn't how they get ya. Everyone knows that.

It's the drinks.

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Expensive burger and a beer is pretty great to be honest though. Probably one of my favorite things in the world.

Shit that'd be a good dinner too, Ralph
 
I'm crying right now.

"GAT DANG IT THIS BITCH IS GUNNA RUIN ME I HOPE THAT BURGER IS STILL $15."

Does anyone else wonder if they were sharing a plate?
You know the closer I look at that burger it doesn't seem to have the stuff they list on the website... did... did that burger come from like a kids menu? :story:
"Tell 'em you're 16 darlin' and we can split them fries!"

Ralph really is a dad taking his daughter out for a special visitation weekend at this point, holy fuck.
 
"Another day in the Ralph Household."

Make sure you hold on tight to your memory of that nice view, that nice outdoor furniture, and that nice glassware Ralph, and make sure Faith hangs onto it too, because we all know that when you return to the real Ralph household, this is what awaits both of you. The sight of what everybody here is so jealous about.

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The Barbie Nightmare Manor
 

Caligula's motto was oderint dum metuant ("let them hate, so long as they fear"). Which sums up Ralph and Dick's public persona. Of course, a smarter person would realize that saying this to your legion of a-logs is maybe not the smartest idea. Come to think of it it didn't work out too well for Caligula either.

Also when Roman historians told people Caligula's motto was that, they weren't doing it to make him seem like a badass. They were doing it to make his assassination seem justified.
 
Does anyone else wonder if they were sharing a plate?

"Tell 'em you're 16 darlin' and we can split them fries!"

Ralph really is a dad taking his daughter out for a special visitation weekend at this point, holy fuck.
I thought that too but at the very first frame of the video you can see ralph's plate. It is kinda strange he didn't share what he ate though.
 
"Another day in the Ralph Household."

Make sure you hold on tight to your memory of that nice view, that nice outdoor furniture, and that nice glassware Ralph, and make sure Faith hangs onto it too, because we all know that when you return to the real Ralph household, this is what awaits both of you. The sight of what everybody here is so jealous about.

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There is no way, I would ever be proud of this lifestyle, let alone invite someone to share it with not only me but my mother. There is no way I could let my mother live like this, this alone is the epitome of a failure in life.

I imagine that has to have a basement, otherwise where would three people live? Do you think all three of them share a room, or even a bed?
 
I imagine that has to have a basement, otherwise where would three people live? Do you think all three of them share a room, or even a bed?
I can't remember how this came up but probably when people were going over the realty records for his house but people were saying there is no basement IIRC.
 
Faith if you read this I am not concern trolling or anything of the like. Hanging around Ethan is very bad, its like radiation poisoning your career prospects, please think about this before you allow him to broadcast you all over the internet
 
It's cool, nothing weird about that. You know who else loves Disney movies? Dax's gf, 80s girl!
Even if she was relatively put together and mature being INTO Disney is a huge red flag. People that collect that shit are nuts, no offense anyone I'm only talking about the people who are really into it.

Edit: Yeah that's right didn't 80s girl do some minnie mouse cosplay or something? All this is blending together now.
 
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