🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[TheBeanz]

Wait, do you expect Godwinson, a posh Brit whose whole whole schtick is being the uber hype man, to care about the feelings of the lower classes?

I guess I'm not that into Godwinson's character, I think all the shouting and shit is annoying.

 

[Oberlauch Larry]

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Gladiator-Julius-Caesar-Gladius-Roman-Steel_60547586580.html

This appears to be Ralphs Gunt Gladius. He spent at least 15 bucks on this authentic masterpiece so stop calling him out for not putting any effort into his shows.
Full credit for this amazing discovery goes to Internet Detective Freshly Bleached Asshole

 

[JewBacca]

Didn't another, more famous, gunt wave his sword around while talking with his audience? I think I remember Sargon playing with his sword online. At least Sargon had the class to have a brass age appropriate replica.

 

[Love Machine]

Ralph is starting to take sabre-rattling a little too seriously.

 

[TheBeanz]

Didn't another, more famous, gunt wave his sword around while talking with his audience? I think I remember Sargon playing with his sword online. At least Sargon had the class to have a brass age appropriate replica.

Was that on the drunk stream with Milo and Metokur?

 

[NibbaBibba]

Didn't another, more famous, gunt wave his sword around while talking with his audience? I think I remember Sargon playing with his sword online. At least Sargon had the class to have a brass age appropriate replica.

He didn't just buy it, he got it forged in some group workshop. Pretty cool stuff.

Forging a Bronze-Age Sword

How to craft a replica of an Irish bronze-age shortsword. This was a course run by http://bronzeagefoundry.com/. Follow Ancient Recitations for extra content...

www.youtube.com

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Didn't another, more famous, gunt wave his sword around while talking with his audience? I think I remember Sargon playing with his sword online. At least Sargon had the class to have a brass age appropriate replica.

I seem to also remember the applebees waiter also doing a video about him and his friends slinging rocks at a gravel pit. Is Gunty going to go record himself shooting wrist rockets with his jail baits high school friends?

 

[JewBacca]

He didn't just buy it, he got it forged in some group workshop. Pretty cool stuff.

Forging a Bronze-Age Sword

How to craft a replica of an Irish bronze-age shortsword. This was a course run by http://bronzeagefoundry.com/. Follow Ancient Recitations for extra content...

www.youtube.com

You had me until your link mentioned something about the Irish. I must disavow any potato nigger technology.

 

[Festivus]

Are we really getting to the point where Sargon is less cringe than Ralph? Sargon may be a known laughingstock in his country but at least he's KNOWN. Ralph on the other hand exists purely within a small bubble on the internet and has accomplished even less. The fact that I followed both of them back in GamerGate is nauseating in all honesty.

 

[TheBeanz]

Are we really getting to the point where Sargon is less cringe than Ralph? Sargon may be a known laughingstock in his country but at least he's KNOWN. Ralph on the other hand exists purely within a small bubble on the internet and has accomplished even less. The fact that I followed both of them back in GamerGate is nauseating in all honesty.

Right now I think we're at that point. Sargon's sat in his niche at the minute and nobody really gives a shit about what he's doing. The most retarded thing he's done in the last couple of weeks is try to start WarhammerGate, but that's only in support of his retard friend Arch Warhammer, who's sperging about being blacklisted by Games Workshop.

 

[Jester69]

It begins . . .

 

[Never knows best]

Right now I think we're at that point. Sargon's sat in his niche at the minute and nobody really gives a shit about what he's doing. The most retarded thing he's done in the last couple of weeks is try to start WarhammerGate, but that's only in support of his retard friend Arch Warhammer, who's sperging about being blacklisted by Games Workshop.

To be fair Games Workshop is full of shit

 

[Perspicacity]

Ralph continues to prove everything I have said about him is true. He's a thin skinned little bitch who will do anything harass people who he perceives have slighted him. He's an a-log piece of shit. Imagine calling another man in his mid 30s and secretly recording it in a some bizarre attempt to appear cool.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

It begins . . .

Ethan_Ralph_calls_Mundane_Matt.mp4

He sounds wasted.

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

Which way western man?

 

[Jaded Optimist]

He sounds wasted.

Why else would he think that it'd be a good idea?

 

[Rekkington]

Wyświetl załącznik 1483783
Wyświetl załącznik 1483787

Which way western man?

Okay Ralph, I know you're reading this so let me give you some friendly advice:
1). Switch to button-ups, preferably with patterns.
2). Look into medication for rosacea.

 

[Perspicacity]

Which way western man?

God Surfer is a sexy fuck ❤ .

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

Okay Ralph, I know you're reading this so let me give you some friendly advice:
1). Switch to button-ups, preferably with patterns.
2). Look into medication for rosacea.

I’d also like to suggest not necking a bottle of Maker’s every night

 

[Guntkvd]

Boulderversary is right around the corner, Ralph couldn't wait a month to call Matt live on the stream. He is so miffed he needs a victory right here right now. SAD!