🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Horus]

Is that a fucking gladius? Who the fuck owns one of those and brandishes it? He could have at least leaned into the Dixie bit and went with a cavalry saber or been practical and just went with a machete. Is the gunt supposed to be his equivalent to a scutum?

To be honest, Ralph has always had an interest in Roman history. I seem to recall him mentioning some tidbits about Roman history that your average normie won't know.

Fitting I suppose, as Rome died a slow death from neglect and poor leadership...much like TRR. Damn shame to, use to be real good show back in the day.

 

[Perspicacity]

I doubt Negro Joe messes around online in this sphere anymore because he was allegedly doxed and lost career opportunities from his online antics.

Isn't Negroe Joe like 18-19 and in jail?

While the title of NEET samurai is neat. I think we need to start acting more like NEET Ronin in this thread.

I'm the only NEET samurai on here according to Esoteric PPPism.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

To be honest, Ralph has always had an interest in Roman history. I seem to recall him mentioning some tidbits about Roman history that your average normie won't know.

Fitting I suppose, as Rome died a slow death from neglect and poor leadership...much like TRR. Damn shame to, use to be real good show back in the day.

He didn't even know what SPQR stands for the other night, he probably learned everything he knows from HBO's Rome (which is entertaining as fuck as a show but wildly inaccurate)

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

So who defected? I bet it was Bibble since he was the more normal person on the AbortRetort

 

[UnKillFill]

Here's a tragedy in 4 parts.


Part 1: King Guntther struggles to pull the sword from the (kidney) stone.

Part 2: King Guntther is surprised at his prowess at removing the sword.

Part 3: King Guntther checks his screen to see if sword is in frame. (It isn't)

Part 4: King Guntther threatens... somebody... with his sword.

Sorry I guess I only caught part 4 earlier tonight.

 

[beautiful person]

This nigga really went and got himself a sword
It's like some midlife crisis shit, but he probably couldn't fit into a sports car.

 

[GearProject20]

So who defected? I bet it was Bibble since he was the more normal person on the AbortRetort

I want to believe it's Zidan but part of me just thinks he is probably satisfied with his real life business and doesn't want to return to all this internet BS.

 

[Dell Conagher]

Part 4: King Guntther threatens... somebody... with his sword.
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Sorry I guess I only caught part 4 earlier tonight.

hes going to give @Null and impromptu circumcision

 

[MediocreMilt]

What do you think he bought that shitty cheap dull sword for?

Looks pretty cheap. 30 lemons?

 

[Gilbert Grape]

Why did Godwinson get banned from twitter?

Also apparently Ralph got a "call" from Jarbo in which he recorded it and is set for release tomorrow.
I'm sure there will be some hot, fresh takes on this one boys.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

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He looks like a scared animal in this picture, real deer-in-headlights aura. Definitely use his face in this as a template for a Photoshop.

 

[UnKillFill]

hes going to give @Null and impromptu circumcision

As far as I know, King Guntther isn't even Jewish... I'm not sure why he would be qualified to give *anyone* a circumcision, least of all Lord Jewsh.. err I mean Josh. O-o

 

[jimmyskidmark]

As far as I know, King Guntther isn't even Jewish... I'm not sure why he would be qualified to give *anyone* a circumcision, least of all Lord Jewsh.. err I mean Josh. O-o

muzzies nip the tip too. what country was nora from again?

 

[Grim_Autismo]

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He looks like a scared animal in this picture, real deer-in-headlights aura. Definitely use his face in this as a template for a Photoshop.

I tried to remove the sword from his face but ended up giving him a forest whittaker slow eye. Oh well.



And a transparent png, for your pleasure.

 

[Laura Loomer]

https://twitter.com/mjarbo/status/1288712950660739072?s=20

Coasting on mundane Matt for this long is utterly pathetic

 

[Haru Okumura]

As retweeted by Ethan, Southern Dingo is now openly flying the colors of the Guntguard.

https://twitter.com/dingvictus/status/1288715959679811584 (archive)

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

As retweeted by Ethan, Southern Dingo is now openly flying the colors of the Guntguard.

https://twitter.com/dingvictus/status/1288715959679811584 (archive)


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Looks more like he just doesn't want to be involved at all between PPP and Ralph.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Looks more like he just doesn't want to be involved at all between PPP and Ralph.

Doesnt want to be involved but Ralph retweets that?

 

[Bloat Supremacist]

https://twitter.com/mjarbo/status/1288712950660739072?s=20
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Coasting on mundane Matt for this long is utterly pathetic

In fairness, Matt wanted back into the fray. Don't want to get glassed, don't pick up a bar stool. Besides, more participants and more beef is more entertainment.

 

[Noproblemo]

Ethan Ralph, in the witching hour, after having finished his crisp sandwich from his child bride, hits up Matthew Jarbo for one last hurrah. In his drunken mind, he's dunking on Matt like the good old days, and Jim just messaged him on discord, asking to cohost the killstream. Zidan is back, Rand's fetus is back. The boys are all back together, laughing as Mundane Matt seeth, the supershekels pouring in. As Ralph makes his dolphin noises in his drunken stupor, Faith finally walks him to the back of the double wide trailer...

Tentative title: Of Mice and Mensch