🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Unog]

Knoxville 2.0?

No, if it were Knoxville 2.0 he'd have the option of backing out of the fight.

If he pisses off her dad to the point he wants to beat Ethan's ass, well, sucks for him that he can't get a gun due to being a felon, is all I'll say about that.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

This site is fucking pathetic holy shit. Over a thousand pages talking about Ralph?

Thanks for giving your IP to Joshua "Null" Moon, you idiot

 

[Haru Okumura]

This site is fucking pathetic holy shit. Over a thousand pages talking about Ralph?

Hello again, Ethan.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This site is fucking pathetic holy shit. Over a thousand pages talking about Ralph?

and counting!

 

[Berb]

This site is fucking pathetic holy shit. Over a thousand pages talking about Ralph?

I have faith enough to believe this just one of us creating a meme sock account as a bit

 

[Reverend]

I can't wait for the boomer dad fighting ralph at his crack shack arc to begin.

Ralph would be huffing as soon as he waddled into the ring, the first moment he wipes sweat off his face his comb over is going to go all over the place. He'll be spent as soon as the referee drops the hand signal to start.

 

[ClipBitch]

I have faith enough to believe this just one of us creating a meme sock account as a bit

Give them a promotion.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

I have faith enough to believe this just one of us creating a meme sock account as a bit

or

GAAATTTOOOR

THEY GOT HER FATHER

TELL EM GATOR

 

[twozero]

Class act Ralph

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1288258966833725441?s=20

Wyświetl załącznik 1480583

Edit: https://archive.md/oQR3F

Self-proclaimed Ralphamale completely comfortable seeking out a relationship with an 18 year old alleged childhood abuse victim. Note the very obvious similarities in appearance between Ralph and her father too.

It's truly a tossup between Ralph (pursuer of fetching young girls) and Gator (with his totally-real busty latina encounters) for the crown of ultimate Chad.

EDIT: Inb4 based Ralph starts flagging her father's Twitter

 

[Vetti]

This site is fucking pathetic holy shit. Over a thousand pages talking about Ralph?

Kiwifarms, it's me, Gator.

 

[MeltyTW]

These images and all the mockery might have something to do with it. Him reading it all is apparently causing some kind of psychological crisis.

please tell me that last photo is not real

This site is fucking pathetic holy shit. Over a thousand pages talking about Ralph?

what can i say theres a lot to talk about, in many senses of the word

 

[Mr. Hedgehog]

This site is fucking pathetic holy shit. Over a thousand pages talking about Ralph?

You have to be less obvious, gaytor. Are we dealing with total amat... oh, why am I even asking that...

 

[Ol' Slag]

Matthew Vickers is legit confirmed as the fourth man.

This timeline is finally giving some laughs.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I think we are at the point where this is a pressure cooker situation. If we just dont get bored, ralph will keep breaking down.

Yeah. When I said this could become something magical yesterday that’s what I meant. He’s developing a particular mix of volatility and hyper-defensivness that I feel is more common in classic cows. It’s like how people got Chris to upload videos of himself just fucking screaming like a lunatic. We just need to find his particular triggers.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Does Ralph have an address for gifts? I’d love to send him some self help books for dealing with rebellious teenagers.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Holy fuck I nearly puked up my dinner.

 

[William Tell Underpass]

Does Ralph have an address for gifts? I’d love to send him some self help books for dealing with rebellious teenagers.

I dont think those usually cover "what to do when they post the amber alert flier in the petrol station where you buy your groceries"

 

[Draza]

This site is fucking pathetic holy shit. Over a thousand pages talking about Ralph?

Oh look another @theralph sock account.

 

[Ethanralphpedoass]

Karen farms is retarded. You can say I'm Ethan or w/e but he doesn't have time to read this thousand page gossip thread I'd think. Why are you all so obsessed with Ralph?

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Does Ralph have an address for gifts? I’d love to send him some self help books for dealing with rebellious teenagers.