🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Cromagnon]

I OFFER THESE AS TRIBUTE TO BRING RALPH BACK

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But then the professor accidentally added another ingredient....I'm sorry, Null. You've messed this right up now. The high fructose primordial goo has been tainted.

 

[Ashey]

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she literally looks like a fucking child ralph

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Fucking LOL. no wonder he's friends with digibro, they both like them very young.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

(emphasis mine)
Can we take a second to reflect on just how fucking creepy this is, coming from a guy of Ethan Ralph's age and looks? I can just imagine him sweating all over his keyboard while he posts this.

He'd be fully erect if the blood supply to his dick hadn't been cut off by the gunt.

 

[Neurotic Loser]

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as fuck. Assuming Ralph would put an effort to lose the pounds rather than drink himself to deathfat status.

 

[Dell Conagher]

@Spicy User Name

Spoiler: A special message for you inside

 

[nohull]

I OFFER THESE AS TRIBUTE TO BRING RALPH BACK

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Our ritual to summon the demonic entity known as the Gunt needs a couple of additional items.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

as fuck. Assuming Ralph would put an effort to lose the pounds rather than drink himself to deathfat status.

Hey I just found the article. You can take up the details with the author.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

The dabbing on continues, ladies and guntlemen.

 

[Fools Idol]

Ralph bro, your girl ain't all that man. I know you are punching about your weight (imagine that) but she's not worth bragging about.

 

[All becomes gunt]

@Spicy User Name
I guess we warranted a visit from gunty or one of the high knights of the guntguard. What are we gonna do Karen Farms ? How will we ever recover from such spicy banter. Seriously though imagine being this pathetic that you come to a thread on a serbian woodcarving forum to "trigger the kiwis, own the kiwis", ignore any and all criticism, and just start sperging out and shaking your fist at the wind thinking your comments will be featured for 5 minutes if Lord Gunty and senpai notices them inbetween slamming down bottles of maker's mark along with his mom's pills.
What a disgusting form of life, but then again i wouldn't expect anything less from something that popped out of the hanging flesh of jceasar.

 

[MoeChotto]

Seems like he's logged off now.

Right around the time of Ralph's last tweet. Watch this account light up when Ralph gets back on Twitter in an hour.

 

[Dell Conagher]

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Press F for the left everybody.

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Your image reminded me of something...


I'd appreciate more Ralph faces for my shitty OC

 

[Unog]

i wouldn't expect anything less from something that popped out of the hanging flesh of jceasar.

Dude, it was Ralph himself. %100.

Which is fucking hilarious.

 

[LaurenLauren]

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I wonder what will she think about this picture half year from now when she breaks up with Ethan. Imagine the shame, imagine the regrets, the mental trauma that will take YEARS of therapy to recover.

I hope she makes an effortpost on KarenFarms about it.

 

[Near]

@Spicy User Name PPP won

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Has the Gunt sockpuppeted before, or has his seethe reached immeasurable levels?

 

[BingusBongus]

IT DEPENDS ON THE CHILD, DOESN'T IT?

yeah that is the soyfather's logic as well

 

[AgriDrThunder]

What do you guys think Ralph's first medical condition related to his ballooning weight and alcoholism will be?

Diabetes?
Gout?
Heart Disease?

 

[Stasi]

Watch the drinking and driving Ethan, don't wanna go the Walker way.
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sorry for reposting I'll do some more OC

Someone mentioned it earlier in the thread and now I can't unsee it. Dis bitch is literally King Cobra if he had a shave.