🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Lol So funny watching all these incels trying so hard to moral fag about fucking pretty young girls. No wonder you guys all worship a bi-curious, lonely, shota-jerking, soft-ass, limp dick, couldn't get it up for a woman even if there did exist one that would lower themselves to be anywhere near them, like @Null

Half you fuckers here have literal fucking loli avatars and talk about how loli is okay on this forum. And you really expect me or anyone else to believe you are all just SO OUTRAGED AND OFFENDED that a succesful middle-aged man can pull suppled-titted, firm assed, young woman of legal age?

It's one of the most pathetic dunks I've ever seen.

Hi Ralph.

 

[Null]

Do what you did to me and out that sock if its legit. Would be ironic considering he outted my first sock and BTFOd me for being a fag about it. Fucking Glass House tier Hypocrisy lol.

The information I have available to me does not rule out that it is Ralph and strengthens my belief it is him.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph, all you have to do is close this thread. Walk away. Shit nigga turn off your PC and go outside.

Don't listen Ralph, it's a trick. Get back here and post more.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Watch the drinking and driving Ethan, don't wanna go the Walker way.

sorry for reposting I'll do some more OC

 

[Bryan Dunn]

The information I have available to me does not rule out that it is Ralph and strengthens my belief it is him.

I trust your statements as truth. @theralph welcome to Sock Family!

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Also, "supple-titted, firm assed". Care to tell me how this account would know that if it were anyone who hadn't actually felt Faith up?

Chubby girl boobs are not supple. Nigga's in some kind of maker's mark induced shizophrenia.

 

[MoeChotto]

I trust your statements as truth. @theralph welcome to Sock Family!

Now all he needs to do is make a pitch-shifted podcast episode to prove he's not a sock account.

EDIT: He's still lurking

 

[Joe Swanson]

inb4 Ralph tweets out that it's totally not him

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

The difference is rape is illegal. Fucking 18 year olds is legal.

And since what Ralph did was legal, it just comes off as a bunch of lonely neckbeard incels being pissed off someone they don't like is getting pussy.

Do you guys jerk off to the killstream and pretend Faith is your girlfriend and that Ralph is cucking you? Is that why you're so obsessed with him?

There are plenty of things that are legal but are barely acceptable if not outright immoral. The point is that the distinction between a high-schooler and and an 18-year-old is tiny and only really there because we have to put that line somewhere. This would be creepy for anyone beyond a year or two past college age, never mind someone that is almost old enough to be her father.

 

[Vetti]

inb4 Ralph tweets out that it's totally not him

"I couldn't have been posting in that thread. I was out collecting boulders with Faith".

 

[PhoBingas]

Don't listen Ralph, it's a trick. Get back here and post more.

Yeah, Ralph. Get back here and answer once and for all were you or you not masturbating to Soph as you stream sniped her between June 5th 2018 and June 8th 2018?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Further evidence that @Spicy User Name is in fact Ralph.

You're such a jealous little bitch. Do you need to review the consent forms before it's a Karen Farms Approved Relationship™?

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From two hours ago.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

Ralph: "YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH!"

 

[Null]

I OFFER THESE AS TRIBUTE TO BRING RALPH BACK

 

[Cromagnon]

Press F for the left everybody.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

AUUUUGH GATOR THEY FOUND THE SOCKPUPPET

 

[Gilbert Grape]

Ethan Ralph Take a Seat [Chris Hansen Cameo Shout Out]

www.youtube.com

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I OFFER THESE AS TRIBUTE TO BRING RALPH BACK

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You forgot this.

 

[IMayUseSpaces]

Lol So funny watching all these incels trying so hard to moral fag about fucking pretty young girls.

Half you fuckers here have literal fucking loli avatars and talk about how loli is okay on this forum. And you really expect me or anyone else to believe you are all just SO OUTRAGED AND OFFENDED that a succesful middle-aged man can pull suppled-titted, firm assed, young woman of legal age?

(emphasis mine)
Can we take a second to reflect on just how fucking creepy this is, coming from a guy of Ethan Ralph's age and looks? I can just imagine him sweating all over his keyboard while he posts this.