🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Garth]

No doubt Ralph misses the salad days when he could steal khantent.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Seething over PPP's numbers.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

He claims someone on Twitter said he should get Faith a chocolate milk:

SOMEONE ON TWITTER...

Yes I would like one of every shot, oh and a chocolate milk and coloring book with crayons for my date.

 

[Ledgitouchie]

Holy shit, did Ralph just Dickens PPP?

 

[Gunterer]

Since we're all about the "real shit", here's a real photo from his "troll", which really totally wasn't a failed attempt at a stream snipe.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Wow. Ralph just pointed to his towel behind him and the wooden board held up by his gunt as a metric of success. What a winner.

 

[Sasquatch82]

Like the 300 people who left the stream, I'm checking out and going to bed.
Don't expect anything of note is going to happen from now.

How thing just feels like a group-therapy session. As I type this, he just said 'I'm doing great, I've got a camera, I'm going to DC tomorrow!'

 

[Snappy Jappy]

Look at those Fuckin Tits Bro!!!!!!!!

Edit:

He's rocking F cups... the lad!!!!!

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Ralph has officially been bitching for 40 minutes... he doesn't look like he's having fun, he just keeps drinking and bitching about Josh.

Edit: He's screaming out "BETA!!!" Now...

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Ralph has officially been bitching for 40 minutes... he doesn't look like he's having fun, he just keeps drinking and bitching about Josh.

I guess it's that time of the month for Faith, as they say that woman often sync up their periods

 

[Noproblemo]

Jewsh can't cum unless he feeds her!

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Yeah I maintain gunty will keep it cool on the show but then sperg out on twitter tonight after.

I think that's a decent suspicion. Seems like has a good night sleep behind him so he won't pass out early

No doubt Ralph misses the salad days when he could steal khantent.
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[beautiful person]

This is so. fucking. boring. Ralph just reuses the same old talking points and the same old insults.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

I saw that too. 60-70 percent of the chat is paypigs spaming the chat with emotes.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Ralph has an odd obsession with Jersh's sex life, does he just want to hate fuck jersh or something?

 

[Crystal Golem]

" I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" Screamed Ralph. Booze spittle erupted from his rank gums. "I'LL TAKE IT WHEREVER I CAN GET IT!" Faith, dutiful as ever, made a sandwich and fixed ralph a fresh drink in the corner.

 

[Kenobi]

He can´t even break a thousand now.
Ralph you literally lost to mundane matt. MATT WAS A BIGGER DRAW THEN YOU.
Revenge is a dish best served cold i guess.

 

[Gunterer]

"We got about 1400 people watching". He just admitted he has less people watching than PPP.
There are so many quotes that need saving.

Edit: Across all platforms. Not just on DLIVE.

 

[Burd Turglar]

All this obsession from Ralph about how he nuts every time is really starting to sound like he's low key proud of prematurely ejaculating on the reg.

 

[Kenobi]

"We got about 1400 people watching". He just admitted he has less people watching than PPP.
There are so many quotes that need saving.

Edit: Across all platforms. Not just on DLIVE.

That is combined though does that count?
PPP got 1500 on dlive. Unless Ralph can get more then that on dlive he lost.