👓 TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Mr E. Grifter]

Scarlet leaving him fucked his ass up, He could have done better than April if he had fucking just realized "eh scarlet is just a chick, My life is sweet I make money from internet videos and got fans to keep me company on my forums." instead of going "OH WOE IS ME EVERYTHING SUCKS BECAUSE MY DICK ISN'T GETTING WET"

Then he got addicted to twitter and became the Spoony we know now.

Hadn't he spent the previous 4 years doing the same thing anyway?

Sure, April leaving made the situation worse - but the reality is that his issues are primarily his own. Her leaving may have kicked out another support, but the weight of his bullshit left the whole thing rotten and broken anyway.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Hadn't he spent the previous 4 years doing the same thing anyway?

Oh indeed, he has been this way since Scarlet left.

Sure, April leaving made the situation worse

He only latched onto April because she was willing to put up with his bullshit, She was a rebound who was so desperate and star struck she dealt with being the "Also Ran" for the past 4 years hoping he would get over Scarlet.

Instead Spoony sat, addicted to twitter not getting over his bullshit because he could get chemical happiness from his phone.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Hadn't he spent the previous 4 years doing the same thing anyway?

Oh indeed, he has been this way since Scarlet left.

No, his mindset was always like this. The only thing that changed is his productive output.

 

[Flexo]

She seemed very comfortable with Noah:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NwySBbqVFCs

Got to admit, his combination of the Continental and Chris Farley's interview sketch is funnier than anything SNL has done in the last decade (save the Rock's robot sketch). Needs a bit of polish but had real potential there.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's odd that despite being way less popular on TGWTG, JewWario was more successful than Noah in every aspect of his life.

He had a wife. He had an army of cat girls that he could bang at conventions. When he got fired from TGWTG he went out and got a job. And when he felt like his life was over and meaningless, he had the courage to blow his brains out instead of whining about it on Twitter for a decade.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

It's odd that despite being way less popular on TGWTG, JewWario was more successful than Noah in every aspect of his life.

He had a wife. He had an army of cat girls that he could bang at conventions. When he got fired from TGWTG he went out and got a job. And when he felt like his life was over and meaningless, he had the courage to blow his brains out instead of whining about it on Twitter for a decade.

That awkward moment when the most scandalous figure from the website you all came from is strangely more respectable than you.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Got to admit, his combination of the Continental and Chris Farley's interview sketch is funnier than anything SNL has done in the last decade (save the Rock's robot sketch). Needs a bit of polish but had real potential there.

Are you referring to the Robochomo?

 

[Flexo]

Are you referring to the Robochomo?

Yes.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

It's odd that despite being way less popular on TGWTG, JewWario was more successful than Noah in every aspect of his life.

He had a wife. He had an army of cat girls that he could bang at conventions. When he got fired from TGWTG he went out and got a job. And when he felt like his life was over and meaningless, he had the courage to blow his brains out instead of whining about it on Twitter for a decade.

iirc, JewWario's job was at some kind of small retro gaming store. Once that place had to close down, he was basically fucked with no income (or not nearly enough to get by) and no way to get back into Channel Awesome because he was an alleged rapist.

For all his flaws, at least Spoony isn't a rapist. Not a high bar to clear, but it's something. Anyways, here's spoony being smug about a fortune cookie.

Noah Antwiler on Twitter: "*reads his fortune cookie* "Pack your bags…

archived 23 Jul 2020 17:41:08 UTC

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[RJ MacReady]

Spoony is better than JewWario by virtue of not being a dead sex pest but worse than Mike Michaud, DSP and Wings. It takes some impressive effort to wedge your life into such a dubious position.

 

[BrunoMattei]

iirc, JewWario's job was at some kind of small retro gaming store. Once that place had to close down, he was basically fucked with no income (or not nearly enough to get by) and no way to get back into Channel Awesome because he was an alleged rapist.

For all his flaws, at least Spoony isn't a rapist. Not a high bar to clear, but it's something. Anyways, here's spoony being smug about a fortune cookie.

http://archive.md/JLKs9

That should be on his tombstone: "At least I didn't rape anyone."

 

[RumblyTumbly]

That should be on his tombstone: "At least I didn't rape anyone."

"...that anyone knows of"

 

[RJ MacReady]

"...that anyone knows of"

Thankfully he doesn't have the cunning to lure any women close to his radiator.

 

[JohnMc]

"...that anyone knows of"

That would take effort on his part. That's why i wouldn't be surprised if him and April never had sex the entire time they were living together.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

That would take effort on his part. That's why i wouldn't be surprised if him and April never had sex the entire time they were living together.

The idea of describing Spoony as "Too lazy to be a rapist" made me laugh harder than it should have.

 

[Steinercard]

The idea of describing Spoony as "Too lazy to be a rapist" made me laugh harder than it should have.

"Don't TELL me how to rape a woman."

 

[Arthur Morgan]

"Don't TELL me how to rape a woman."

JesuOtaku? The chaining is in the raper queue.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Thankfully he doesn't have the cunning to lure any women close to his radiator.

Cunning? Please. He doesn't even have the upper body strength to pull it off.

 

[Flexo]

JesuOtaku? The chaining is in the raper queue.

Considering what happened to JesuOtaku...

There are several potential jokes that are too tacky even for me.

Ok I'll do one.

Spoiler

Well. Now we see what happens to a girl loved Spoony's way.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I highly doubt he was physically abusive.

Not because he's a good person, but rather because making the effort to hit someone is too much work.

At this point I would go as far and say that when he would have to walk a mile he couldn't do it without getting severe heart/blood pressure problems.
All the neglect to his own body over the last few years would show pretty sure, most likely already after 250 yards. He's basically in the same range o

Cunning? Please. He doesn't even have the upper body strength to pull it off.

With his noodle arms he couldn't even lift a weekend edition of the New York Times or the Chicago Tribune.