👓 TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

People rise above situations 100x worse than Spoony's every day.
Spoony has literally everything he needs to succeed at his fingers; a bunch of retards willing to give him their money, even more retards who would do the same if they heard Spoony "came back", a place to live, food to eat, people who will care and nurture him.
What exactly about Spoony's situation is so bad that it would be an achievement to overcome?
I can't even imagine how pathetic Warthog must be if she finds current day ghoul-carcass Spoony attractive and misunderstood.
That pussy must visibly stink.
Seriously. How many times have you heard "my girlfriend died in a car accident" or died from cancer or other horrible thing. Those people move on. They accept help and support from friends and family. Noah has his roommate move out. Waaaah waaaah, it's the end of the world.

People still know who Spoony is. Especially nerds. Go to a fucking comic book convention. Go to an anime convention. Nerd girls will line up to fuck the Spoony One.

...but they're not April *sigh*
 
Seriously. How many times have you heard "my girlfriend died in a car accident" or died from cancer or other horrible thing. Those people move on. They accept help and support from friends and family. Noah has his roommate move out. Waaaah waaaah, it's the end of the world.

People still know who Spoony is. Especially nerds. Go to a fucking comic book convention. Go to an anime convention. Nerd girls will line up to fuck the Spoony One.

...but they're not April *sigh*

The idea that Spoony would still have people lining up to see him even after everything that has happened sounds insane to me, but then again, never under estimate the depravity of nerds.
 
Nerd girls will line up to fuck the Spoony One.
You know, if someone like Rachel would've wanted to fuck me, I would stay indoors 24/7 too.

Also, I want to quote one post I saw today in the DSP subforum. That describes many of these Internet famous people perfectly.

I've been out of the Philverse for a while because he's a boring cunt, and haven't fully caught up on this thread yet, so may be repeating someone here, but;

Good. Fuck this fat faggot. You lie with a dog, you get fleas. Yeah, abusing the DMCA and DDOSing is a dick move, putting it mildly, and Superhound is clearly just an attention-starved autist. But he's exactly the kind of autist Phil's been actively courting for ages. In fact, when he was threatening Tervin that "alotta peepul" weren't happy with him and were going to get him, I wonder if he was aware of Superhound already. He was all too happy to encourage this sort of behaviour then, when it benefitted him. We know he's directly tried to have detractor content taken down in the past. So I struggle to have sympathy for him now, even when he's clearly not in the wrong (apart from not paying for fucking fanart and badges, therefore having no proof of ownership and making this kind of thing possible).

See, he razed his fanbase to the ground and built it in his own image because his ego couldn't handle having a larger, less controllable audience. So he banned and blocked and deleted until now it's made up of deranged losers, toxic fuckheads, incels, and plenty of trolls and hatewatchers. Just look at his forums. The problem with that is, just like Phil fucks everyone over in the end, eventually one of these dedicated autists would try and fuck Phil over in return. It was inevitable. If you surround yourself with toxic, morally bankrupt losers because they're just like you, it's not going to end well.

Reap what you sow.
 
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Maybe Spoony just has a really serious Orc fetish.
 
Seriously. How many times have you heard "my girlfriend died in a car accident" or died from cancer or other horrible thing. Those people move on. They accept help and support from friends and family. Noah has his roommate move out. Waaaah waaaah, it's the end of the world.

People still know who Spoony is. Especially nerds. Go to a fucking comic book convention. Go to an anime convention. Nerd girls will line up to fuck the Spoony One.

...but they're not April *sigh*

Word. I heard a stat once that something like 1 in 5 or 1 in 6 women are victims of sexual violence at some point. That's a large percentage of people who have suffered through a really damaging thing in their lives, and that's just one thing. How many people have had a parent die when they were very young? Or a sibling? How many people have suffered physical/mental/sexual childhood abuse? Born into abject poverty? Born with a terrible, debilitating disability like cerebral palsy? Have brain damage from a heart attack/stroke, or had to watch a loved one suffer and languish in a nursing home? How many people have suffered very unfortunate events that could give them a legitimate claim to being fucked in the head?

The answer is: fucking everyone on Earth. Spoony acts like his pain is unique and special. The only thing unique about him is that he's a humongous narcissistic bitch.

I think that people are allowed to feel sad even if they weren't born in a North Korean prison camp. People are allowed a shitty mood even if they own a fancy car in a developed country while some 5 year old kid with a distended abdomen is starving in a filthy alley in Zimbabwe. But at some point, you gotta grow the fuck up and realize that the victim complex BS is completely ridiculous past a certain point. At one point in his life, Spoony got to a fork in the road where he could've realized it. But he didn't. He doubled down on it. Then he triple downed. Then he quadruple downed, like an exponentially growing Resident Evil mutant of self-pity and narcissism.
 
Spoony was asked about his thoughts on Joe Biden.
Spoony dodges like a coward.
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It's not a dig at "old people", you stupid hack.
Coming from Spoony whose ENTIRE gag regarding Trump, is literally just "he dumb" or "we're all going to dieeeee!!!"

He got so worked up that he tweeted about wrestling for 33 TWEETS.
Then this.

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HAHAH WOW! COMEDIC GENIUS!!

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HO HOOO!! COMEDY GOLD!
Alexa, play the Seinfeld Theme at max volume.
 
Man who literally cannot lift a finger to save himself thinks doing nothing would be able to fix his predicament.
 
He can't even be assed to get rid of a branch that's been in his yard for YEARS, how in the fuck is he gonna fix his foreclosure?
"Maybe if I tweet Ted DiBiase enough, he'll have Virgil bring me a suitcase full of money"
 
Spoony was asked about his thoughts on Joe Biden.
Spoony dodges like a coward.
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It's not a dig at "old people", you stupid hack.
Coming from Spoony whose ENTIRE gag regarding Trump, is literally just "he dumb" or "we're all going to dieeeee!!!"

He got so worked up that he tweeted about wrestling for 33 TWEETS.
Then this.

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HAHAH WOW! COMEDIC GENIUS!!

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HO HOOO!! COMEDY GOLD!
Alexa, play the Seinfeld Theme at max volume.

How'd he think he was going to find a way to fix everything sitting on his ass? This douche must have really thought April was going to coming crawling back to him again and go back to being his willing servant and working 2 jobs to pay for everything and practically be his Mother.
 
Spoony is too lazy to improve himself. If it doesn't fall into his lap, he won't put forth effort. Weird how he's kind of like Lowtax in that regard, sans rich parents.
 
Seriously. How many times have you heard "my girlfriend died in a car accident" or died from cancer or other horrible thing. Those people move on. They accept help and support from friends and family. Noah has his roommate move out. Waaaah waaaah, it's the end of the world.

People still know who Spoony is. Especially nerds. Go to a fucking comic book convention. Go to an anime convention. Nerd girls will line up to fuck the Spoony One.

...but they're not April *sigh*
He still gets over 300 bucks a month through Patreon. There are people that would kill to have 300 bucks show up every month for doing nothing. Fuck, I'd love 300 extra dollars a month and I have a job and a life. He could do so much with that cost-free income and instead he does nothing.

Noah Antwiler is the biggest disappointment of his generation.
 
Noah Antwiler is the biggest disappointment of his generation.

I dunno, his bestie Allison gives him a run for his money on the misery department and his old cronies Phelous & Todd give him a run in the simping and pathetic departments.
No wonder Doug could take advantage of these losers so easily.
 
Women are the worst thing to ever happen to Spoony apparently.

Far as I'm aware he only ever had 2 girlfriends, Scarlet and April. When Scarlet left he'd randomly bemoan "my heart was broken by a red haired dragon" and all that. There was that famous vlog he did where he got too drunk and started getting mopey over Scarlet and Linkara or some shit had to calm him down.

Now April has left him and it's just the worst thing to ever happen to his life once again.

my point is, it's pretty funny.
 
Women are the worst thing to ever happen to Spoony apparently.

Far as I'm aware he only ever had 2 girlfriends, Scarlet and April. When Scarlet left he'd randomly bemoan "my heart was broken by a red haired dragon" and all that. There was that famous vlog he did where he got too drunk and started getting mopey over Scarlet and Linkara or some shit had to calm him down.

Now April has left him and it's just the worst thing to ever happen to his life once again.

my point is, it's pretty funny.
Which is weird because he wasn't an ugly dude, he was popular online and most behind the scenes footage showed him as charming and friendly. Now I get wanting to remain loyal to his girlfriend and not wanting a rebound immediately, but he easily could have done better than April. Goggles outright said she wanted him.

Idiot really should have used his looks and status when he had them.
 
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