💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 2: THE RECKONING)

[Rat Speaker]

Happy is as happy does. But seriously Fuck sick nick, happy as all get out he is locked up.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Rest in Piss, Sick Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

So, what implement is Nick going to get stabbed with in prison? Any bets?

A sharpened toothbrush.

Also a giant black dick. They'll draw straws for who has to do it, because nobody will actually want to.

 

[KFC]

Nick looks relatively quite normal in his mugshot.

As normal as a pedophile neckbeard could look in a mugshot...

 

[Trombonista]

I like that he isn't showing his teeth in the mugshot.

 

[Zim]

Well. There are several thousand "optimistic" ratings that now ought to be retracted.

Nick looks relatively quite normal in his mugshot. It's certainly nothing compared to Chris's.

That's the look he gets when the real world crashes down and he's not thinking about butts.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

for the purpose of simplification here is his twitter, I was surprised by how normal looking his mugshot was

in comparison this was his twitter pic

 

[Mourning Dove]

There's gotta be something exceptionally horrible about you if a website of like 5000 people celebrate your incarceration with prison speculation and website confetti and shit. Not even Chris got that treatment.

 

[AnOminous]

Well. There are several thousand "optimistic" ratings that now ought to be retracted.

Nick looks relatively quite normal in his mugshot. It's certainly nothing compared to Chris's.

I said he was gonna get what's coming after that "CPS ended its investigation" thing. Sure, I had my reservations and my "I wouldn't be surprised if he completely got away with it" things, but I did say there was actual cause to be really optimistic this fucking piece of shit would get what he had coming.

And now, I know it is coming.

There is no way even the most incompetent prosecutor loses this case. Nick is an undefendable client. Even the most low-life lawyer is going to detest his own client in this case.

He's going away for the rest of his life.

 

[milkshark]

Dude needs to go to jail. Sickening that he abused a child and it took this long to deal with it. At least it finally happened, and he got to upload a poop jerkoff video that will forever serve as his legacy.

 

[Centipede]

He's going away for the rest of his life.

This is one of the happiest sentences I've ever read.

 

[Ruin]

I hope he tells the other inmates how he's a little girl.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

YES! I hope that his poor sister feels safer now.

 

[Anus]

I said he was gonna get what's coming after that "CPS ended its investigation" thing. Sure, I had my reservations and my "I wouldn't be surprised if he completely got away with it" things, but I did say there was actual cause to be really optimistic this fucking piece of shit would get what he had coming.

And now, I know it is coming.

There is no way even the most incompetent prosecutor loses this case. Nick is an undefendable client. Even the most low-life lawyer is going to detest his own client in this case.

He's going away for the rest of his life.

This is going to sound optimistic as fuck, but I hope that during his trial the prosecutor gives him the Franziska von Karma treatment.

 

[blackie toy]

Nick Bate finally got busted?

God Bless the United States of America.

 

[kwyjibo]

First Avengers, now this? What a night! Bye bitch.

Nick's classmates are commenting on the Facebook post about the article. This gon' be good.

 

[karngood8]

I'm glad this depraved freak is finally facing justice for his heinous crimes.

More like

Spoiler

anus

crimes, am I right?

 

[Kataomoi00]

So, what implement is Nick going to get stabbed with in prison? Any bets?

A toothbrush.

Edit: Was beaten to it.

Anyway, I'm just so happy that no one else can get hurt by Nick now. This is all becoming a reality, and I couldn't be any happier!

 

[Gensdupays]

I'm just glad even the most hardened criminals have an intense, violent hate for people like Nick. Thankfully I think he won't last long.

 

[Ca Ira]

This is going to sound optimistic as fuck, but I hope that during his trial the prosecutor gives him the Franziska von Karma treatment.

I hope Nick chooses to represent himself.