🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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If he has a back problem he has no problem whatsoever jumping up like a jack in the box to go put a shoe on his head, or grab a box of cookies to sperg at angrily.

He's a spry motherfucker. He even talks about all the "running" he did fleeing the Logan hulk monster trying to destroy him. Lowtax is like 275 lbs, 5'8 and Logan is like 5'3 and 125 lbs. Run for your life Lowtax!!

Jesus, he's pathetic. He didn't bring an e-thot to Missouri for some drinking and fucking. oh no, he brought to be his CARETAKER because he's a bedridden cripple. (That somehow jumps, runs, etc...but totally bedridden)
 
Lowtax is very quick to start making promises to get the loud noises to stop, but actually sitting down and paying for legal drafts and starting the lengthy processes to move contracts, domain names, and business accounts over is a type of commitment that is way harder to get into. Unless Jeffery is paying Lowtax for his time there's no way he's going to do it.

Time could easily kill this deal. Lowtax having time to think about things and flip flop on terms will make Jeffrey crazy. He May just say fuck it and start a new forum.
 
Logan is easy. He started seeing her around Thanksgiving of last year but I'm not sure how long they were in contact before then. She moved in May of 2020 despite the ongoing pandemic.

Ash - Canadian woman who moved to Missouri to be with Lowtax with many citizenship/residential issues. Seems to be a lifelong NEET. Lowtax has been involved with her since 2015. Moved out around Thanksgiving of last year and took her and Lowtax's daughter with her to a women's shelter with aid from Megan. Ongoing court case with Lowtax after he filed a divorce on December 13th, 2019.

Megan - Is a Chinese Christian schoolteacher with no internet presence currently. Not sure how he met her, but they married in 2005 as a shotgun wedding (?) and gave birth the same year. Was married with Lowtax up to 2013(?). Filed a DV claim against Lowtax after he choked her. They have two daughters.

Emily - LT broke up with her in 2003 and wrote a front page post about the experience. He talked about her recently on his Gaming Garbage stream noting that she was a lawyer in Portland with armpit hair.

Is Lowtax known to have dated anyone between founding SA and dating Emily?
Mandy #1. Not the shmorky's ex Mandy. Only thing I know about her is there's a pic where they were getting (fake?) engaged
LT is also currently/recently talking to other goon girls like Renn Shaye, Mandy #2, and probably a lot more that he tried to hit up and they rejected him.
 
Lowtax is very quick to start making promises to get the loud noises to stop, but actually sitting down and paying for legal drafts and starting the lengthy processes to move contracts, domain names, and business accounts over is a type of commitment that is way harder to get into. Unless Jeffery is paying Lowtax for his time there's no way he's going to do it.
I'm pretty sure Lowtax is going to attempt dragging and dropping all of /usr/local/apache69/asdhajshdjashd/hfsudfsuodhf/forum_shit/SA into a zip file and attach it in an E-mail to Jeff of YOSPOS
 
Yep. Logan is a piece of shit who, unfortunately, is the victim of a bigger piece of shit. Probably not the best time to focus on her sins obviously, but they shouldn't be whitewashed like goons are prone to.

I just want to make sure this post doesn't get lost in all the Dick Show chat because it (and the post it quotes) is the truth:
Logan is a piece of shit. That is no way negates the fact that she was abused by Lowtax.


He seems to have some e-buddies like Dick and the Rifftrax people. Not sure how close they actually are.

The Rifftrax guys seem to have cut ties with him a while ago. During the MapleWife Saga, someone contacted Rifftrax to let them know they had a abuser adjacent to them, and the reply said something to the effect they hadn't done anything with Lowtax in years and there were no plans to do so in the future, but they appreciated being alerted.
 
There's no easy way out of this for either Lowtax or the Goons. Lowtax needs pill money but his ego (and as Null pointed out, his goldfish-like attention span) won't let him sell SA. On the other hand, Goons don't want to give money to a wife beater but would all die of Sadbrains if they lost their post histories because they're so pathetic that a collection of Internet Pixels next to an unfunny avatar is their only contribution they have made to the universe.

Whatever happens, there will be more drama, and many more laughs.

I'm off to buy shares in popcorn companies.
 
There's no easy way out of this for either Lowtax or the Goons. Lowtax needs pill money but his ego (and as Null pointed out, his goldfish-like attention span) won't let him sell SA. On the other hand, Goons don't want to give money to a wife beater but would all die of Sadbrains if they lost their post histories because they're so pathetic that a collection of Internet Pixels next to an unfunny avatar is their only contribution they have made to the universe.

Whatever happens, there will be more drama, and many more laughs.

I'm off to buy shares in popcorn companies.
I'm excited for the potential years of actual interesting internet moron content the downfall of SA is going to create. SA had reached a largely boring stability that's going to pale in comparison to tons of splinter communities with their own internal drama and stupid JRPG rivalries with other offsites
 
I'm pretty sure Lowtax is going to attempt dragging and dropping all of /usr/local/apache69/asdhajshdjashd/hfsudfsuodhf/forum_shit/SA into a zip file and attach it in an E-mail to Jeff of YOSPOS

He probably thinks Jeffrey can send the money via PayPal, he gives him the passwords, and that’s it.


There's no easy way out of this for either Lowtax or the Goons. Lowtax needs pill money but his ego (and as Null pointed out, his goldfish-like attention span) won't let him sell SA. On the other hand, Goons don't want to give money to a wife beater but would all die of Sadbrains if they lost their post histories because they're so pathetic that a collection of Internet Pixels next to an unfunny avatar is their only contribution they have made to the universe.

Whatever happens, there will be more drama, and many more laughs.

I'm off to buy shares in popcorn companies.

lowtax’ best move is to keep SA. Make registration free to attract more users and don’t ban for wrong think. I’d bet at least 50% of the active users bite their tongue and stay.
 
The Rifftrax guys seem to have cut ties with him a while ago. During the MapleWife Saga, someone contacted Rifftrax to let them know they had a abuser adjacent to them, and the reply said something to the effect they hadn't done anything with Lowtax in years and there were no plans to do so in the future, but they appreciated being alerted.

I wonder what LT did to make them cut ties with him. Also feels like Goonmeets were a big deal for LT because he had no IRL friends yet he was lazy as shit about them. If he had kept at it he could be like the Penny Arcade guys today.
 
I know 80 year olds more self reliant then lowtax. What's this nigga with his supposed bad back gonna do when his parents kick the bucket in 10-20 years? Is this gonna be like that time that Yaniv jumped out of his wheelchair?
 
Don't forget there are rumors about Integral, the goon fiance.
I asked Integral about him back in the days of SASS. Nothing of the sort happened with her. Don't bug her about it, she doesn't want to talk about Rich, all I recall is I think she said he's really sweaty.
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
Here's some amazing truth bombs goons have to face in the mostly un-moderated Lowtax hate thread on SA:

NatashaQuick" post="506115445 powiedział(a):
lol @ all of you who wouldn't believe POLICE REPORTS AND COURT RECORDS because they were posted on the wrong website. I can't post that shit here, even if I did it today. It's doxx. I would just lose my account like everyone else who fucking posted anything negative about Lowtax.

What I did do, whether you like it or not, was screenshot Lowtax's bullshit posts and put them where everyone could read it, including LadyAmbien. Was I more motivated by the dark humor in it all? Sure, probably. But confirmation that his ex could get the shit that he says and give it to her lawyer to use against him really drove me to get as much of it on there as possible. Having an account here and being his friend on FB make doing that easier.

So you're not going to believe actual legal record because it was posted on a site where views other than yours are allowed. Ok, fine. Here's what you can do:

-Look up the records yourself. It's not hard, it's free, and it's legal.

-Believe the stuff posted in goon groups on FB and goon twitter accounts. Seems there is a lot of overlap there with things posted on KF. Wonder why that would be (it's us, we're the
goons posting on KF)

-BELIEVE VICTIMS
You saw LadyAmbien's Go Fund Me. Do not bullshit me. You saw it and if you hadn't seen it then you wouldn't have been able to report it for being "Fraudulent."

Literally kiss my ass. I'm not afraid of you. I made a new account on KF for the Lowtax thread because I didn't pay for my SA account the first time and I'm sure as hell not re-regging when I get banned. So go ahead and rage because I post on other bad forums that are clearly worse than these bad forums. Fuck all y'all that donated even more to Lowtax while he sat in his McMansion and combined alcohol with drugs daily; and fuck everyone that literally took money from his wife, who was stuck in a domestic violence shelter with a toddler in a different town, and afraid that he would find out which one it was. I'm out. Peace.
 
Honestly, Rich seems pretty screwed right now. The SA money is spiraling to nothing at an incredible rate. If he even had money at this point though, knowing the hedonist he is, he'd probably just blow it on more ambien, boxed wine, and trips to meet young impressionable wild zoomer girls. His mom probably can't help him for much longer at this point. Selling the forums wouldn't do much anymore either, and would leave him without his primary source of income, regardless of how weakened it is. Gonna be interesting to see what he tries to get out of this situation.
 
Here's a partial recap of today's show:

SalTheBard" post="506116053 powiedział(a):
Ok I'll do it:
Message from Sal in the future. I wouldn't normally annotate something like this, but there are horrible fucking rape jokes and very distressing conversations of domestic abuse. If those are triggering for you please for the love of God do not read this post.

Starts with Lowtax talking about losing the site, and then sort of rambles a bit. I think one of the hosts is Maddox? I'm not sure

He made 7 million billion dollars on SA

He blames the internet outrage culture, calls it a fire tornado

Lowtax sounds fucked up

He starts talking about the assault allegations from his first wife. Podcast host with long hair says "I would assume that a lot of ex-wives do that, and I would assume a lot of them are telling the truth and also doing it back."

Lowtax rants about how this should be tried in a courthouse. He says his Ex-Wife didn't show up in court and that exonerates him from all charges. His ex-wife wanted a do over but Judge said no.

Long haired host brings Lowtax back around

Lowtax starts talking about his 2nd wife and says he won't go into it too much, but says that she accused him of abuse because Violence Against Women Act allows a Green Card to be expedited. Both of the hosts are incredulous about this fact. "The Judge asked her point blank if I had ever abused her, and she said "He stood over me and told me to punch him in the face."

Lowtax starts talking about Logan next. He says that Logan is an awesome person and they both hosts laugh. Lowtax says that when Logan wasn't drinking she was awesome. But she would drink and mix that with antidepressents and would become a handful.

Both of the hosts are horrible people interviewing a horrible person

Lowtax says that he's spoken to people that know Logan publicly and they support Lowtax, but they are afraid to say anything because of the internet outrage machine.

I feel like I should know the hosts, but I don't. Apparently long hair guy is "Dick" and short hair guy is "Sean". That is how I will refer to them from here on out

Dick says that even when he announced that he was having Lowtax he was dogpiled by the internet outrage culture. He says that he is a white nationalist and racist. Dick then reads Logan's facebook post asking people to send money to his daughters. They compliment Lowtax's GTR and are incredulous about the accusations

Lowtax makes a terrible joke "I use my left hand to eat cookies and my right hand to beat women." He again says that if you are found not guilty it used to be that people would believe that, but now allegations (especially on the internet) are all it takes to take someone down." He says the internet views him as an evil villain that could club a woman to death and get off with dazzling the courts.

The thing I find interesting is that Logan and HIs first wife both accused him of standing over her.

Dick says it's interesting that Logan cited Missouri Law and not her safety, he then asks what happened.

Lowtax explains the story with Logan. He says he has "Degenerative Disk Disorder"

Fucking hell we are only 13 minutes in

Lowtax says he has no feeling on the left side of his body. Casually mentions he has a $90k medical bill from the appointment where his disease was found. He says that Logan came out to take care of Lowtax, he says that Logan swore she stopped drinking. Lowtax says that he told Logan that he wouldn't be much fun because he would be contained to bed for the most part. The day before the post Logan started drinking in the upstairs of Lowtax's house. He says he knew Logan was drinking because she was slurring her words. Logan was trying to instigate a fight with Rich, but Rich decided to go to sleep. Lowtax woke up to someone punching him in the spine, he jumped out of bed, slipped and pushed her while falling into a childrens desk.

Dick says that a backhand isn't an unreasonable reaction to being punched in the back. The hosts are vile

Lowtax says that he doesn't know why Logan said anything about stairs and thought it was a joke in relation to "Do you have stairs in your house?"

Lowtax says he called the Police on Logan, Logan started screaming "He's raping me, he's raping me." The 911 Operator asked Lowtax to leave the room

Dick then brings up the 2nd allegation of domestic abuse and muddies the water saying that since Lowtax's wife was taken from the house so that means it must have been serious and tells him something about Lowtax's 2nd wife

Lowtax then starts talking about how both instances of abuse happened right around when he was having surgery.

Lowtax then says he tried to leave the room after being punched in his spine, nerve, muscle area. Lowtax then gives the protip of not going to the bathroom

Dick then says Oscar Pistorious also learned the same thing. Fuck these guys are VILE

Logan then plowed through the bathroom door like Jack Nicklason in the Shining. Logan was screaming "I'm being raped" Lowtax then says "It must have been a mobile rape because I was trying to get away from her!" Dick then excitedly asks if the 911 call is public.

Lowtax then talks about how he was recording Logan since she blacks out when she drinks. Sean then says he has experience with Psycho Women in his circles, Dick agrees "We all do!" The two hosts talk about how the cops cuffed and pepper sprayed a woman and they both wish they had seen it live

Lowtax says he wasn't cohabitiating with Logan, she was only there because Lowtax's parents couldn't help him due to weakened immune systems.

Lowtax finally got away from Logan. The hosts ask if Lowtax was raping her the whole time. Dick asks Lowtax if he was drinking, but he doesn't answer. Lowtax then says Kiwi Farms is to blame for a lot of this. Kiwi Farms told Logan that she was a victim and gave Logan help.

Dick says he hopes that Logan gets help. Lowtax hopes he gets help first because everyone turned on him. All it took was an allegation, but because two other women have done it.

Logan apparently posted on Kiwi Farm, they don't read the post totally but focus on a line that says "I was too forceful trying to rouse him." Logan says that she would never purposefully harm Lowtax because she is not a violent person (Dick then says: Anyone who says that is a violent person) Logan says she doesn't blame Lowtax for anything. They then also read her Facebook post where she recants everything. Sean then says "Oh she's walking it back because she's afraid of him!" in a very sarcastic way. Lowtax then says he doesn't know anything about the Kiwi Farms post because he doesn't go there. They are all sucking off Lowtax and are saying that Logan is the horrible human.

Fucking hell it's at the 28 minute mark

Apparently Lowtax sent them these text messages alleged to the show.

(Sorry I had to take a break to refresh my VPN because FILE TRANSFER SIZE EXCEEDED)
 
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